Status: Damn horny. (Kidding)
Music: Size Matters - Natasha Bedingfield

Caution: The following contains sexually explicit language and may be a little graphic. If you are offended by this kind of stuff, please stop reading, skip this entry, or leave now. Thanks very much.

When Dohna and I were partying at Sidebar Cafe in El Pueblo, I was also too busy playing with and pulling her dangling earrings. She, then, said to me, “Why do you keep on pulling my danglings? You want me to pull yours?” She lowered her right hand and levelled it at my crotch.

“Dohna,” I said smilingly, “mine is too small to be pulled by anyone.” She laughed to death and shared to everyone what she had heard. I was not embarassed. Not at all. It’s not true, anyway (oh, come on). It was just a joke to stop Dohna from grabbing my “thing.”

But I realised, hell, size sometimes matters. But I’m not saying that having a small dong gives you a license to grab a rope and hang yourself because of utter humiliation. Asians have this reputation of having small dicks. On the average, it is said that among the races, Asians are the least gifted. It’s not congruent to saying “All Asians have small dicks.” That’s a generalisation. As I said, it’s the average. The Africans (the Blacks) pride themselves on being the ones with longest manhoods.

And yep, I agree that Asians have small dicks relatively. One of the guys I chat with online through this blog (my YM ID is displayed on the About section) proved to me that in the White world, Asians are (in)famous for having smaller dicks, which he doesn’t mind really.

“I love Asian guys,” he said. And so I asked why.

“They’re so smooth and most of them are bottom,” he replied. I told him that I didn’t know most Asian guys are bottom (assuming that what he said is true and that I believed him).

He answered me with this, “Yeah, because, you know, most Asians have small dicks and are not fit to be top.”

Now that’s interesting! Oops, don’t get me wrong here. I’m not saying I agree to that. But what they think about us, Asians, was a little stimulating. And because I didn’t have anything else to do in the office (oh, I love my job) I searched the web and tried to look for what other people have to say regarding this. And I successfully found a forum regarding races and their sizes. The following are some of their thoughts….

I think it’s a big myth. i’ve been with guys from different ethnicities. there’s never any correlation. as for asian guys, none of the ones i’ve been with had a small dinky… all pretty good size… well, except for one asian dude who was Filipino.

Wahaha. Wow. That was really funny! Err… wait a minute… I’m a Filipino! That’s supposed to hurt! (sobs) Waaaaah! But thanks for defending my fellow Asians. Anyway, here’s another one:

I’ve seen some Japanese porn and the men usually have cocks that are almost half the size of mine.

And a white guy replied to the post above.

Wow. It’s visible with the naked eye?

Oh my God. And I thought they were being evil to Filipinos. What they think about Japanese sizes was even worse. And this one is funnier. An Asian but non-Japanese guy posted this:

Actually to be perfectly honest, and not that it’s indicative of the male japanese penis size. we have a nickname for the japanese male porn stars. we call them teacup dick. why? cuz from the japanese porn we have seen, when the girl is giving dome to the guy, she never has her hand wrapped around his shaft. it’s always with her index finger and her thumb holding the shaft of the penis like she’s holding a teacup.

Imagine watching that shit with your boys that aren’t Asian. they all give me this fucked up look. and i’m like “What?”

I’m starting to pity the Japanese men now. (No offence meant). They are just murdered in that forum. Whew!

A friend has just told me that Borgy Manotoc declared that his member is a proud 7-incher. And my friend said that many attested to that. Wow. And he’s purely Pinoy.

Anyway, this is all I can say (which I got from another forum site I forgot the URI of):

It’s not the size. It’s what you do with it.

Wait a minute, this is my first entry for the month of December and I’m talking about… dicks? Err… Happy Christmas! (Oh, Santa Claus is not Asian.)

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