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Just Turned Blue

March 30th, 2007 | Filed under Humour, University

Status: Just turned blue
Music:
Blind - Lifehouse

I’ve been in and around the UP Diliman campus lately because I had to claim my diploma, apply for a transcript of records, and get my clearance slip. People have been asking me why I’m always around. And after telling them the above reason, I usually add, “Oh, and I’m also enroling for a certificate programme (Foreign Service Review Programme) in Ateneo.”

I can’t believe how ugly some answers can get and how highly some UP students and graduates (like me) think of themselves. But of course, these were said just for humour. Yet again, we all know jokes are almost always half-meant.

Here are some of the reactions I won’t forget.

Yoshke: I’m actually just about to go to Ateneo to enrol.
Angel: You better give me a really good reason why Ateneo!

OK, Angel. Is because-UP-doesn’t-have-the-same-program good enough for you? Hehe. Here’s another one:

Jake: Tell me you’re kidding.

I’m sorry Jake, but I wasn’t.

Dan: I don’t think studying there would make that much of a difference.

But of all reactions, Kriz’s was the best.

Kriz: My God, Yoshke, why are you stooping down sooo low?!

Hmmm… Maroon to Blue…


Gee-Ann is our Girl!

March 29th, 2007 | Filed under Celebrities, Oddities, TV

Status: Dumbfounded
Music:
Time of the Season - Blake Lewis

When I visited my hometown Lemery in Batangas last week, I was flabbergasted by the immense support that people were giving nominated Pinoy Big Brother season 2 housemate Gee-Ann Abrahan. When I was walking down the main street, I couldn’t help but notice the huge banner in front of our town’s premier hospital. And I thought it was just the banners. When I went shopping in a local department store and bought some groceries in a supermarket, there were flyers that said “Text BB G-ANN and send to 2331 or 231″ in every counter.

I didn’t know if Gee-Ann or any of her parents is from Lemery or any neighboring municipalities, but the support for Gee-Ann in our town is incredible. And I don’t have any problem with that actually because she’s one of my favourite housemates. This week, Gee-Ann is nominated for eviction again but I don’t think she’d get the boot. The support that she gets from the people in my town alone is too strong.

And I heard Gee-Ann last Monday extending her gratitude to the Batanguenos. Good thing.


What a Beautiful Dawn!

March 29th, 2007 | Filed under Celebrities, Hotties, TV

Status: Triumphant!
Music:
What Hurts the Most - Rascal Flatts

Have you noticed that Dawn Zulueta rapidly becomes one of the most sought-after product endorsers in the country? Waah! I’ve been seeing a lot of her lately. Pantene. PH Care. Myra 300 E. Marie France. Wow. This woman must be a lot richer now. I just can’t get enough of Dawn. She looks so amazing. The perfect face of a happy woman. She’s so refreshing in spite of her age. In fact, she’s never been this beautiful. (No, I’m not promoting her age-defying shampoo.) But really, don’t you just love her?

I saw her in an episode of Maalaala Mo Kaya with Maja Salvador. And I was as surprised to see her getting more and more effective and powerful as an actress.

And yep, for me, she’s a Certified Hottie.

*photo courtesy of newsflash.org


Pulling Out Some Roots

March 27th, 2007 | Filed under Family

Status: Desperate
Music: 
Over It - Katharine Mcphee / Lost Without You - Robin Thicke

I’ve been trying to complete my family tree since 2003 but it seems like the third generation (upward) from me is a dead end. I just can’t find any more information regarding my great grandparents on my dad’s side more than what I already have.

I started trying to find out more about my ancestry when my Film 102 (Philippine Cinema) professor, Mrs. Len Pareja, gave me an irrelevant homework. She told me to find out how we are connected by completing my family tree because, she said, she was quite sure I would find her name there. I thought it was a very easy job considering that Dimen is a very uncommon name. But until now, I haven’t gotten past the third generation. 

So let this entry serve as a call to everyone whose last name is Dimen or everyone who is somehow connected to any Dimen in any way. Please send me an e-mail: dimen@yoshke.com. This call goes out to any Dimen in the Philippines, and also  England, Canada, and the United States. Most of my distant relatives are said to have migrated to the countries mentioned above. It also goes out to any Dimen in Germany, Hungary, and Romania who is aware of any of their ancestors or relatives moving to the Philippines between the 19th century and the start of the 20th. Please, send me a message.

My grandparents are Julio Dimen and Emeteria Antonio but my grandmother’s original last name was Zaragoza (Emeteria Zaragoza, Spanish). She just changed it because of some stupid family issues. But I’m more interested in tracking my Dimen roots (and not the Zaragoza).

Please help me build my family tree.


See that Girl, Watch that Scene,
Dig in the Dancing Queen

March 24th, 2007 | Filed under Politics

Status: Mortified
Music:
Dancing Queen - Abba

Have you seen Tessie Aquino-Oreta’s latest political ad on TV? The one where she explains why she did that infamous cheerleading number after the majority in the Senate voted not to open the second envelope in former President Joseph Estrada’s impeachment trial? Gee. I’ve never seen so much hipocrisy compressed into a 30-second plug…. This one’s a really desperate move. But I must say the acting is pretty impressive. With the teary eyes, shaky voice, and all — if only FAMAS had a Best Performance in a Political Ad Award, then without any doubt, she’d be our Helen Mirren (minus the dancing part, of course).

This move by the Senate’s original dancing queen reminds me of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo’s first public acting stint when she apologised for the Hello Garci scandal some years ago. But GMA is a poor actress — well, at least in that I’m sorry video crap. I wonder how much politicians spend on hiring film directors or acting coaches. But whoever taught Oreta acting for this ad, GOOD JOB! Sounds like a new career for me, hahaha.

Now, can we blame our actors for continuously conquering the political scene when there’s so much drama going on in our dear nation’s political stage. Cool, huh?

*Photo courtesy of lawphil.net


Dahil sa ABC, Iba Tayo! (Nye)

March 23rd, 2007 | Filed under Rants, TV

Status: Wasted
Music: 
Wasted - Carrie Underwood

I am irritated by ABC5’s little tagline for American Idol.


Find out who will America choose next.

 

My goodness! They should send the poor guy who came up with this sentence back to school and learn Third Grade English. But hey, maybe they should just ignore this pathetic syntax error because there are other things that they should pay more attention to — Ethics, for example. [evil laugh]  


The Bright Side

March 22nd, 2007 | Filed under Oddities

Status: Hoppin’
Music: 
Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying - Chris Richardson

We received our third disconnection notice last week and until now, nobody (including myself) does anything to fix the problem. Hahaha. We haven’t paid for our electric bills for three consecutive months. The problem with optimism is that you tend to always look on the bright side that you don’t realise that they already cut your connection and before you know it, damn, it’s completely dark and you can’t even watch TV. Yep, we never really expected that we would be disconnected (despite the three pretty disconnection notices), at least, not this early. Oh, I’m sorry, it’s been three months.

It’s not being defensive but I really have to say this. We haven’t been paying not because we haven’t got any money. It’s just that laziness got the better of us that no one really wanted to face the hassle of commuting to the nearest Meralco branch. We just couldn’t find time.

And because the optimistic side of me told me I always gotta look on the bright side, I packed my things and went to Batangas though it was never part of my plan. I’ll just probably spend the rest of the week here, you know, enjoy the summer.


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March 19th, 2007 | Filed under Emo, Love

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Hey Jealousy

March 17th, 2007 | Filed under Emo, Family

Dear Yoshke,

You’ve always been the independent and the smart one. Your parents have always been proud of you. But what if, sometimes, you don’t want them only to be proud of you. God knows what you would give just to be loved the way your not-so-independent and not-so-smart siblings are.

                                                         Sincerely,
                                                         Your evil alter-ego


Klose to Me

March 16th, 2007 | Filed under Sports

Status: Football-happy
Music:
Say It Right - Nelly Furtado

If there’s one thing that I might be able to be thankful to my incredibly strange cable provider for, that would be that I am able to watch a lot of Bundesliga (German Football League) games on TV. It’s not a secret that I’m a big Miroslav Klose fan. I’ve seen many of his matches but I can’t help but be delighted every time I see him play. My extreme fanaticism and love for him started in 2002 during the Japan-Korea World Cup, and since then, I’ve been wanting to see him score or be an architect of a goal. And whenever he does, I almost always jump out of my seat. To be honest, I can’t remember if I became a fan of him first or the entire German National Team. (But I love the national team as much as I love him.)

This morning, I saw Trixie wearing a Spain National Football Team (World Cup 2006 Germany) ID lace. I asked her where she got it from and she easily told me she was selling some. The first thing I said was, “Is there a German version of that?” And fortunately, there was. And so I bought one for P350. That’s what you call impulse buying. Hehe.

Germany is my most-adored national soccer team but when it comes to Bundesliga, my favourite team is Bayern Munich. But of course, Klose will always be my favourite player, though he’s not part of that team. That’s why I’ve long wished that Bayern adopt Klose and pull him from Werder Bremen. But now that Werder Bremen is actually doing a bit better than Bayern Munich, hmmm, what can I say, I am just so damn fuckin’ happy for Klose.

Deutschland!!! *photo courtesy of fifaworldcup.yahoo.com



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