On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviors.
Fifteen years from now, he will make history as the youngest ambassador to the United Nations.
And no, Yoshke isn't his real name. Go figure. [ READ MORE ]
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And oh, shift from British English to American is in progress. Bear with me.
I know you only come out during the Christmas season but Santa, it's 2009! Obama is now the President! It's OK to break traditions! Come on! Shower me with gifts!
> a hoodie
> another hoodie
> a pair of earphones
> a pair of leather shoes
> a pair of Chucks
> a pair of Vans
> a pair of tennis rackets
> a pair of khaki or gray pants
> a pair of denim pants
> a black tuxedo-cut jacket
> a pullover vest or sweater
> a cardigan
> long-sleeved polos, slimfit
> a small sling bag
> a digital SLR camera, hahaha
> yogurt, yogurt, yogurt
> more yogurt, yogurt, yogurt
If this is too hard for you, please guilt any of my relatives, friends, exes, admirers, fans or anyone reading this blog here and abroad to buy them for me. Haha. And I will love you forever.
Thank you, Santa. You're the best figment of imagination there is.
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