Rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly Rubbish

Status: Well I’m so garish, a little unfairish…
Music: Childish 
- Damien Rice

Someone so dear to me has just so casually called me “childish” and “immature.” It’s not a big thing really. But I don’t know why I’m bothered until now. Maybe because I think it’s true.

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I just got a new haircut. I don’t like it. Uh. I think I want to kill a hairstylist right now. I’m contemplating which weapon to use. Scissors? Blade? Razor? Hairspray?

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My sister borrowed some PhP100,000 from me. She said she couldn’t touch her savings and she wanted to start a business. I told her I would only lend her money if she agreed to give me 50% of the profits. She did. So yeah, I think I’m starting a new business. Wish me luck.

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To you son of a bitch, STOP PESTERING ME! I did not screw your boyfriend. I maybe bitchy but I’m not a bitch. He’s cute a’right. But he’s insufferably dumb. All the poor guy knows about is “fashion.” I doubt if he can even spell it. He just gives me migraine attacks the way chocolates do. At least, chocolates have nuts. So. Fuck. Off. 

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46 Responses to Rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly Rubbish

  1. russ

    Go Yoshke!

  2. engz

    wow businessman na..gudlak..hmmm

    • Yoshke

      tiny business lang naman.

  3. coldman

    just got a new haircut. I don’t like it. Uh. I think I want to kill a hairstylist right now. I’m contemplating which weapon to use. Scissors? Blade? Razor? Hairspray?

    syempre hairspray! haggang mabulag! hahaha! Bayaan mo’t tutubo din yan!

    • Yoshke

      sige, sige, hairspray. pag nakita ko sya ulit. hahaha

  4. ruff

    omg yoshke you’re that rich! pautang naman, im in dire need of a pocket pc :) just kidding.

    and ps, i need a new haircut as well. yung low-maintenance lang. any suggestion except for getting semikal? :(

    • Yoshke

      oh NO NO, ruff. definitely not. im not rich. That P100K is actually all that i have. seriously.

      uh, naku, bobo ako sa hairstyle. panget panget ko nga e. lecheng buhok.

  5. Jap

    Bad hair day and a business venture….do you get to suggest what kind of business? Something tells me you wanna open your own salon just to spite that hairmurderer lol

    Funny how you did a Michael Jackson there hahaha STOP PESTERING ME, makes me want to Scream =)

    • Yoshke

      I did not do a Michael Jackson. I did a JANET!!! Hahaha.

      Nah, it’s not a salon. :) wag naman. haha

  6. engz

    panget panget ko nga e. lecheng buhok.

    oi hindi totoo ‘to…hmmmm..walang pangit sa mundo, lahat unique..nyahaha…joke po…(joke yung joke ha, yung nauna, totoo yun)…gulo di ba? point is, hindi ka pangit..kasi kung pangit ka, ano na lang ako? bwahahaha….peace

    • Yoshke

      why am i getting this feeling na cute ka, engz!!! hahahaha. seriously. :P

  7. ruff

    On a really different note (copied from mine to yours):

    Heidi Klum is a goddess. She looks stunning in almost everything.

    Pulling out Kate Walsh in the next season of Grey’s Anatomy is such a huge mistake. Watching her in Grey’s inspires me ssoooo much to read back on my OB-GYN-PEDS book. She is brilliant. And I just love her. Grey’s will never be the same without her around. BRING ADDISON BACK!!!

    As for the marrying part? I’m still an inner Hayden fan. Kate Walsh might be a tad old for me. :) Hahaha

    • Yoshke

      OK lang. at least i have a new show to watch out for. PRIVATE PRACTICE, WAAAAAAAAAAH!

  8. makoy

    hindi ko na actually nasundan yung last season ng House. parang nagpaopera ata siya.

    anyway, I hope to finish Ugly Betty within this week. 3 more episodes na lng ako. :)

    • yoshke

      waaaah. sana hindi ka madisappoint sa finale. hihihih

  9. reiji

    I was bloghopping and found your *feisty* profile page.

    Nice one =)

    • Yoshke

      feisty, huh? hahaha.

      thanks for dropping by.

  10. joshMe&doves

    wow, investing in a business is a good venture while ur young, talaga lang , laki ng saving mo ah! :)

    sorry, cant comment about d hair, coz i only have some left (hehehe)

    • Yoshke

      yun na nga lang yun lahat ng savings ko eh. almost.

      about the hair, honga. hihi

  11. Robbie

    There’s a child in all of us heh.

    Good luck with the business.

    • Yoshke

      thanks robbie. if there’s a child in all of us, Gawd, mine is overtaking my body. HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

  12. slim whale

    bad haircut is the reason why i’ve been bald for four years now. at least, i have no urge to kill my hairstylist. no need to give elaborate instructions to my barber. kill your hairstylist with a hatchett. don’t forget to lop his/her ears off first.

    • Yoshke

      hatchet?!!? Nah, TOO MORBID. I want to use something found in a salon. Hehehe.

  13. ruff

    *totally off-topic*

    OH MY GOD YOSHKE!!! DON’T TELL ME HE DID…….

    gawd!!! i so heart oli very much. grabe nainggit naman me sa comment nya sa yo :) gawd… you’re one lucky man yoshke…

    • yoshke

      yes, he did. hehehe. kahit ako nagulat that time.

      have you had lunch yet? Try Envy. Hihihi.

      • ruff

        now that’s just mean :) hahaha

        as of the moment, im surfing this godd@&* myspace for his freaking profile. god bless me. thank you very much! hahaha

  14. Eina

    Oooh, what kind of business are you planning to go into? :D

    • yoshke

      Cabaret. Hehehehe. Kidding. :P

      nah. secret muna. i’ll be blogging about it soon.

  15. dk

    why not. bagay sayo. ilagay mo sa tapat ng brothers. wala lang.

    • Yoshke

      huh? what business? salon? haha

      • dk

        yung cabaret. or pwede ring franchise ng reyes hair cutters. ehe. :D

      • Yoshke

        ahahahaha. for more. Reyes Haircutters? Ampangit kaya nila maggupit dun!

  16. bob

    Wow. A young businessman ha. :) If you can afford it, it’s also good to invest in realty kasi hindi siya nagdidepreciate. Goodluck sa investment mo!

    About the hair: I’d really really love to try semikal for once. I’m just afraid it won’t look good on me. Hahaha!

    • Yoshke

      oh, i cant afford that.

      i tried semikal when i was in high school. swore would not try it again. ahahaha

  17. bob

    sonna link you up nga pala. :)

  18. engz

    oi yoshke, nag comment ka sa blog ni coldman at eto yun:

    “Di ko alam pero ako kasi yung taong madaling magsawa kahit sa anong bagay, kaya hanggang ngayon pilit ko itong inaalis.”

    Wow. Hahaha. Pareho tayo. And for that, hindi pala tayo pwede. Hahahaha.

    remember? may nag reply. eto sagot nya.

    @yoshke:

    bakit hindi pwede kung madaling magkasawaan? magsasawa ka ba sa hindi mo pa natitikman? Whoo! haha

    hulaan mo kung sino nag react? clue: sya yung sinundan ng comment na ‘to sa post rin na ‘to…hehe..

    uyyyyyy……..ni link ka raw nya..haha..

    uyyyyyy ulet..hmmm.

    *ala lang.cute ko lang kayung dalawa..chige po.

    bobye…..:-)

    • Yoshke

      hoy engz, wag ka nga! hahaha. taken na yang si bob no.

  19. bob

    @engz,

    walangya! hahaha! kilala ko ung nagpost nyan ah. comment lang un no, and i was referring to yoshke and coldman. chismoso ka ha. hehehe

    o siya, gonna link you up din para wala ka masabi. :)

  20. kz

    mayaman ka ha. manlibre ka naman.

    • Yoshke

      henaku, everytime na lang nagkikita-kita tayo, nagpapalibre kayo. HINDI AKO MAYAMAN! WAAAAAAAAAAH.

      • kz

        KAYA NGA! Manglibre ka kahit hindi!! hahahaa.

  21. ruff

    @YOSHKE: (offtopic) I got this comment from an anonymous music review-er (and from cory as well):

    “Please note that this is not an official album from Keane, but a compilation of different b-sides, old songs and covers that had already been released. You cannot find this whole album, but you can buy separately the songs that have been put on them by the person who created it. Nice songs, though.”

    You might want to try downloading the songs over the Net yoshke. Some of the record bars in Megamall don’t even know that this album ever existed! I’m likewise surprised to see this new Keane album as I was randomly downloading some other albums in the net and serendipitously caught this one out.

    Their debut studio album was Hopes and Fears, followed by Under the Iron Sea (the title of the latter album was actually a part of the lyrics of their track Crystal Ball).

    James Blunt’s album was beautiful din but not as spectacular as Back to Bedlam, though I guess it would suffice. And Britney, I have her complete album. After all, I’m still a Britney fan inside! =)

    • Yoshke

      yep, yep, yep. i have their first two albums. Re: “Under the Iron Sea,” I was just correcting you kasi nasa post mo e “Under the Iron SKY.”

      Favourite ko yung Crystal Ball. Pati yung 4-year old nephew ko. I swear.

      Waaah, shocks, ayoko pa naman ng nagdodownload ng songs sa net, nagi-guilty ako, hihi.

      Yung Gimme More ni Britney, uh, it’s crap. Hehehehe.

  22. Aika

    At least, chocolates have nuts. So. Fuck. Off. -love it!

  23. Yoshke

    wahaha aika. you know, sana man lang may substance sya.

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