Status: Damn cold.
Music: Nobody Wants to be Lonely – Ricky Martin & Christina Aguilera
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Gawd, it took me six days before finally updating this blog. Still uber-busy. Nevertheless, I am still glad to announce that it’s been nine days since I last touched a cigarette. This is because my heart has been aching like hell. No, I’m not being schmaltzy. That’s not figurative. I’m talking about the organ (no, not that organ, silly, much higher). You know the organ that pumps blood called “heart.” Right, that organ. It hurts. So I stopped smoking. I can’t believe I survived nine days without nicotine, caffeine, and beer. That’s an accomplishment. I’ve been rewarding myself with too much yoghurt with live microorganisms (Nancy Castiglione, ikaw ba yan?). Yum yum. I have to keep this up.
Anyway, being excruciatingly busy at work, I’ve been desperately struggling to find something enjoyable. Yahoo Messenger has become my only source of relaxation. To be more specific — my YM status messages. Here are some of my status messages this past few days. :
- My last name may be Hungarian but no, I don’t like sausages. (Not true, actually. I like sausages.)
- “I feel drunk but I’m sober. I’m young and I’m underpaid. I’m tired but I’m working. Yeah!” (Hand in my Pocket, Alanis Morissette)
- “It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a DAMN knife.” (modified Ironic, Alanis Morissette)
- Alanis Morissette is Canada’s greatest contribution to mankind.
- When I was a kid, I thought I could make a deck of cards explode. You know, like Gambit. When my dad told me it was impossible, I packed my stuff and ran away. They found me in an arcade.
- I hate bitchy people. They’re just, uh, bitchy.
- This is when “work” becomes a verb. Oh please, Work, I like you better when you were a noun.
- This is how it feels to pretend like I know what I’m writing about.
- Waaaah! I really don’t know what I’m writing about.
- When I don’t know what I’m writing about, I just… Damn, I really don’t know what I’m writing about.
- I miss Vanessa Carlton. Damn. This is sooo… gay.
- I miss oversleeping like I miss college. Damn, I can’t believe I miss college!
- “Malas mo. Ikaw ang natipuhan ko.” (Oo, Up Dharma Down)
- Gawd, again, I really don’t know what I’m writing about.
- Mum, I’m telling you. It’s not just a phase! You see, I still like Baby Spice. And the rest of ‘em.
- It’s weird that I like the Pussycat Dolls. I mean, I don’t like dolls. I don’t like cats. And I don’t like….
- My ex-girlfriend and I wanted to hurt each other so badly. She dated my bestfriend. I dated her brother. I won.
- Writing is like sex. It’s exciting. It’s exhausting. And I suck at it.
Before I end this, I just want to make it clear that the last item is NOT true. Absolutely false. Written just for humour. Haha. Defensive.
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talagang may disclaimer sa dulo ha. hehehe. I still love No. 17. The best.
wow, bob. pansin ko. sayo parati yung first comment a!
on #17. ehehehe.
“Malas mo. Ikaw ang natipuhan ko.” (Oo, Up Dharma Down)”
Para sa akin ata ito. Haay.
uuuy, may nakakarelate. haha
haynakoo…
ay, bakit ganyan ang comment mo?
wala lang. ganyan ka mag-emo. hehe. nakakakaba.
andre, hindi ito emo post ‘no. at hindi ako nag-e-emo.
haha. nothing to emo about. well, except for the idea that mr.perfect is really straight.
I’m young and I’m underpaid.
true. at dahil dito, i hate being young. bounce back cmon. waaaahhh…
Writing is like sex. It’s exciting. It’s exhausting. And I suck at it.
hahaha. true.
“I’m young and I’m underpaid.”
thanks to tonet and direk joyce. hahaha.
Writing is like sex. It’s exciting. It’s exhausting. And I suck at it.
not true.
pasalamat ka dapt kc you’re young and under paid… mas worst kung …ur old and ur still underpaid! shutz..hehehe
As for me, I’m not into sausages too. They’re just so thick and spicy. I want them long and perky kasi eh.
I hate work, too. That’s why I prefer the term JOB. And that includes my current job as a nurse, and some other that involves the words hand and blow in it.
Hahaha. Just kidding. Errr, maybe not. 
waaaah, ruff. you made my innocence fly out the window. whew!
haha, pa-demure!
so any body here wants a job? hehehe
you are so…gay! and you are so not underpaid!
I AM!
gay and underpaid!
Ooooh, feisty!
I am not that GAY!!! Or am I?
And seriously, I. Am. Underpaid.
hahaha. That is not quite debatable. Hahaha. 
e ruff, mayaman ka na naman. you don’t need a higher pay.
hahahha that was random. had fun reading
wuy dex, ngayon ka lang ulit nakadaan a. hehe.
17. My ex-girlfriend and I wanted to hurt each other so badly. She dated my bestfriend. I dated her brother. I won.
PANALO TO!!!! WAGING WAGI!
hi dean! salamat sa pagdaan!
hehe. 16-18 are the best! my recent ym status is ‘I’m back bitch! kasalanan mo to” hehe cool blog btw! tc
hey, thanks for dropping by.
Veeeeeeery funneeeh status messages. LOL.
I soooo love no. 4 status message! Hahaha.
oh yeah, she really is Canada’s greatest contribution to mankind.
Sabi sa E!, holy trinity daw ng Canadian pop:
In the name of Celine Dion, Shania Twain, and Alanis Morissette. Amen.
actually andami ko pang alanis morisette lyrics na ginawang status message. kaso di ba, panget naman pag pinost ko sila lahat. haha
Mum, I’m telling you. It’s not just a phase! You see, I still like Baby Spice. And the rest of ‘em.>>> I was Grade Six when I told my mom this line and She said I’m just not praying too hard. LOLZ.
AMPOTAH! hahaha, natawa ako.
“Lord, ilayo nyo po ako sa pagkahumaling sa spice girls!”
yogurt? talaga? di ko talaga trip yun!
ansarap kaya ng YOGURT!!!
wooohoo… am baaaaaaaaaaaack.
bye.
welcome back!
#13 panalo! “Kung alam ko lang ako’y ‘yong masasaktan ng ganito, sana nakinig na lang ako sa nanay ko!” hehehe
Cheers on #16 =)
honga, nagiging theme song ko na yan sa mga oras na ito. OMG.
pussy cat dolls? You had a girlfriend b4 dba? so u have tried d ____? but ur trophy was d brother! yes! does dat suck or what (to ur ex, dat is).
just visited ur gallery, batang bata ka pa pala yoshke!
wala lang…hehehe
oh yeah, i’ve tried. doesnt mean i did like it. WAHAHAHAHAHA
oo naman, ambata bata ko pa. hahaha. totoy na totoy.
Fresh? LOL
yellow yoshke, yoddles!
hi russ, aba, napadaan ka ulit!
panalo ang 16 & 17! astig entries mo.
hahaha… laugh out loud ES! hey ya know i kinda miss ya. for that… wala. haha.
and ditto at #4! \m/
“what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?”
kinda? kinda lang? KINDA?! what kind?