Ladies and Gentlemen,
Presenting My Would-Be Hubby
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Dec 5,2007
Batman is mine.
Bruce Wayne is mine.
Christian Bale is mine.
Walang aagaw.
…
photo courtesy of ew.com
Bruce Wayne is mine.
Christian Bale is mine.
Walang aagaw.
…
photo courtesy of ew.com
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About Yoshke
Email: yoshke.com@gmail.com
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On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviours.
Fifteen years from now, he will make history as the youngest ambassador to the United Nations.
And no, Yoshke isn't his real name. Go figure.
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Dear Santa Claus
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I've been good this year!
- > a black tuxedo-cut jacket
- > a hoodie
- > a pair of leather shoes
- > a pair of tennis rackets
- > a pair of khaki or gray pants
- > long-sleeved polos, slimfit
- > a small sling bag
- > a digital SLR camera, hahaha
- > yogurt, yogurt, yogurt
I quit smoking. I don't steal chocolates from my nephew anymore. And when I'm pissed at someone, I say "Please fuck off." Emphasis on "please." And I have stopped resetting my housemate's alarm clock every night when he's asleep so I could be the first to use the bathroom in the morning.
You see, I'm a changed man now. And I would really appreciate it if you would give me any of the following for Christmas.
If this is too hard for you, please guilt any of my relatives, friends, exes, admirers, fans or anyone reading this blog here and abroad to buy them for me. Haha. And I will love you forever.
Thank you, Santa. You're the best figment of imagination there is.
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uyyy out na out na sya.haha
ayun….
walang aagaw nyan, sure. takot lang namin sau.hehehe
anu ba engz, out naman talaga ako matagal na!
hahaha. true!!! out na out na ang yoshke. nagmomove on na siya from i’m gay and oh if you haven’t noticed, i’m indeed gay kindof entries. nyahahaha.
matagal na ko nagmove on andre. ahihihi
no. you’re not really 100% moved on. you’re still in the process.
(hahaha, parang sa ibang aspect of your life ata tong comment kong to.)
oh, it was i who commented, pala.
so anong aspect ito andre? hehe
cge sau na siya…wahaha…
kaw ha na-hack lang ang site mo eh c batman na agad ang gusto mo…siya ba sumagip sa blog mow?…sa akin na lang c spiderman…nyahahha
i wish sya sumagip ng blog ko, but nooooooo…. uh, im drowning, come on batman, where are you?
erm…
batman is so totally meant for catwoman.
bruce wayne is so totally meant for ^.
and isn’t christian bale like already married? (to who used to be winona ryder’s personal assistant)
so technically, matagal na silang inagaw sa ‘yo. haha.
ever heard of divorce? or annulment? hahaha
you never know, baka true love.
by the way, have you seen the new batman stuff sa net? I think http://www.gothamtimes.com
alam mo, yang link mo, hindi tungkol ke batman, niloloko mo ko. haha.
TRUE LOVE? ako lang ang true love ni christian bale. hindi pa nya lang ako nakikilala.
kaya nga nakalagay “i think” eh. sorry. eto na yung totoo:
http://www.thegothamtimes.com/
tapos may hidden item dyan. hanapin mo.
hmm. what do you mean hidden item?
WAAAAAAAAAH. nakita ko na yung hidden item. AHLAVEEET!!!
marami pa yan…sobra. grabe na ang marketing campaign. May mga riddles sa: http://whysoserious.com
parang weffriddles siya na umaakyat ka ng level. kaya lang, di na ako makahabol. the most recent is:
http://whysoserious.com/steprightup/
grr…kanina ko pa tinatry ifigure out pero medyo tanga lang. but ang cool lang. hehe.
for more: http://whysoserious.com/steprightup/
grabe ayn, hataw ka sa plugging a. haha. feeling mo asawa ka ni christian bale? NO FREAKIN WAY.
hindi no, mas type ko si BATMAN, kung totoong tao siya. ang awesome lang ng marketing campaign ng batman. you should see the joker tshirt. wala lang ako link, sorry. July 12 ata worldwide release niya.
and speaking of Bale, balita daw na-cast siya sa bagong Terminator movie. Ewan ko, but feeling ko di na niya kailangan ng isa pang franchise no?
what do you mean andun sya? sya yung bagong terminator?
huh? HUH? HUUH?
rumor is siya si John Connor (not the Terminator) but I never followed the series kaya I don’t know how awesome that’s supposed to be.
ako rin eh. haha, pero baka sundan ko na pag andun si christian bale.
Diba may asawa na siya? I’m not sure but he is hot.
may asawa na nga sya, oo na, oo na. pero pagbigyan nyo naman ako, wag naman tayo KJ. haha
I can be yours, Yoshke.
so feeling mo si christian bale ka? haha
masaya na rin ako kay “ken” lang, kahit hindi si xtian bale.
Wahahaha.
:D
Yun yun eh.
yun nga yun.
(tangina, hirap reply-an ng comment mo a. haha.)
sa ‘yo si batman, akin si oli!
deal?
hahaha
HELL, NO! hahaha
at least kami ni oli, may communication. kami ni christian bale, wala. haha.
erm, kung na double-post ko to, sorry. haha.
go to: http://whysoserious.com for more joker fun.
pero yung most recent riddle ay nasa:
http://whysoserious.com/steprightup/
e kasi 2 yung links mo, akala tuloy ng system, SPAM ka. haha
Christian Bale agawan galore. akiiinnnn sha yoshke! akiiinnn! hahaha
baliw ka!!! akin lang syaaaaaa.
hi! wow its good na may pinoy balehead pala… Hehehe Big fan of Christian Bale too. Actually marami kang kaagaw di lng d2 sa pinas kundi mas lalo na sa ibang bansa hehehe!!
actually, sa office, 3 kaming nag-aagawan ke bale. haha