Witty Graffiti*
Status: Horny… and kidding
Music: With You – Chris Brown
I got this from a friend’s forwarded e-mail. This is a compilation of oh-so-witty graffiti that can be found all over the University of the Philippines-Diliman campus. It’s funny how these scribbles reflect the character of UP students in general.
Grabe, na-miss ko tuloy ang UP. Hahaaay. Enjoy.
PALMA HALL/AS:
AS chairs:
“push button to eject seatmate”
“push button to eject urself”
“push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “It’s jammed! We’re doomed!” Hahaha, nakita ko na ‘to.
AS chair :
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
AS 1st floor CR:
“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”
AS 1st floor CR uli:
“Im a simple gay.”
tapos me sumagot
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh!”
tapos me sumagot ulit
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”
FINE ARTS WALL:
“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebears?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.
CHEMISTRY PAVILION:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
Another chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIOLOGY PAVILION:
Bio chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.” akala ko, maninindak.
ENGINEERING BUILDING:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”
MATH BUILDING:
sa cr sa may math building:
“SUMAPI SA NPA! ”
may sumagot:
“PAANO? ”
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”
sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
“FUCK DA WORLD! ”
ta’s may sumagot:
“FUCK U TOO! –WORLD”
3rd floor math cr:
“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”
COLLEGE OF MUSIC
sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! ”
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka ”
tas may sumagot uli
“weh ”
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak! kokak!” <<<Potaena, reminds mo of Icang.
VINZONS HALL:
Wall ng vinzons
“Do not steal. The government hates competition” <<< Very true.
Men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:
“Remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food.”
men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”
NIGS (National Institute of Geological Sciences):
sa isang upuan:
“fuck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”
MAIN LIBRARY:
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot…
“mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”
KALAYAAN RESIDENCE HALL:
“God is dead” – Nietzsche
Reply:
“Nietzsche is dead!” -God. <<< Hala, pati si Papa God, naki-join na.
SHOPPING CENTRE:
sa labas ng PNB:
“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
AS WAITING SHED:
Ad from a Korean: “I need a English tutor.”
At may nagdagdag: “Badly.” <<< Waaaah. Galeng!
Uhm. Yun lang. Benta sila saken.
*this is a repost. originally posted on 27 November 2006
you boron!
haha, benta.
ba’t walang vandalism na galing sa maskom? tayo’y maghanap.
true. walang ganyan sa CMC.
mababait kasi mga tao sa maskom. hindi naninira ng government property. 😛
ang funny i swear!
after 2 years, ngayon ko lang rereplyan tong comment mo andre. haha. hanggang ngayon napapatawa pa rin ako ng graffiti na to.
May idadagdag ako diyan!
CAL women’s CR, 1st flr, nakasulat sa door:
“Mabuhay ang kabataang Pilipino, ang pag-asa ng bayan!? – Amado Hernandez
may sumagot:
“Hala girls’ CR ‘to, bawal ka pumasok dito Amado!?
on same door:
“I HATE PAULA PERALEJO she’s a BITCH!?
may nagsulat:
“Baket siguro iniwan ka ng boyfriend mo para sa kanya no HAHAHAHAHA?
I’ve read many of these while jumping between classes. made me chortle for a few minutes. oh UP and our twisted humor.
waaah very funny! meron din kami nito sa UPcebu, pero wala na akong maalala because i havent been there in *ahem* 5 years *cough*.
hmmm. someone’s old. 😛
err. what about me then? Lolo? hahaha! been there a few months ago, pero sa sunken lang. haven’t had the chance para maglibot. Ganun pa rin ba mga amoy ng ibang CR’s sa diliman? hehe. ung tipong nasa corridor ka pero wafting as you pass by.
uy, ikaw ang nagsabi na lolo ka na a. wala ako sinabe. 😛
benta ang BORON, ahahaha. this made my morning.
haha. jonats, napadaan ka ulit. actually, hindi ako masyado natawa sa boron. dun ako natawa sa “kokak, kokak.” PANALO!
Mahal ko ang UP. Bow.
I wanna go back to school. Waaaah. 🙁
waaah. sana makabalik ako this year! Masters na kasi tayo Coco! International Studies, kamownst! 🙂
twisted humour indeed. 😛
AMP! Panalo si amado Hernandez!!! wahahaha
Pwede rin magdagdag?
Sa Kalayaan Dormitory, 1st floor boys, men’s toilet cubicle. Nakasulat sa likod ng pinto:
“Siguro habang binabasa mo ito, jumejebs ka.”
Sinagot.
“Siguro psychic ka dahil nalaman mong jumebebs siya.”
Sinagot ulit.
“Siguro ikaw ang psychic dahil nalaman mong psychic siya.”
First year pa lang sira-ulo na.
uy kirk, napadpad ka. so malamang hindi ko nakita yan, hindi ako nag-kalay e. hehehe.
miss ko na up!!! 🙂
wah ako rin. di bale, magma-masters naman ako this year. wehehehe
Pucha. Benta. 😀 😀 😀
wah ken, ayusin mo na net connection mo. waaaah. haha
Nakikita ko nga sa diliman yang mga push button na yan. Hehe.
well yeah, actually, sa lahat ng yan, yung push button yung pinaka-ubiquitous.
omg! na-miss ko tuloy UP! hehehe. pwede kaya mag-vandal dito sa office CRs? :))
yeah, why not? haha. write something like, “in need of a boyfriend. text me: 09&^^*^&*” hahaha 😛
haay UP, tagal ko ng di nakadalaw ulit dyan… D2 sa grnd flr CR namin may nag vandal din (pero napinturahan na ulit)
patungkol sa guard ***
“Si _________ supot!!!”
tapos sinagot ng isa pang vandal*****
“Hindi ah, baka ikaw!!!!”
Hahaha, na hurt talaga yung pinatamaan na guard kaya siguro sumagot, bwahahaha! ;p
baka naman ikaw yun, hindi yung guard. 😛
this makes me proud to be a UPian. 🙂 kudos yoshke
true. kahit na binababoy nila yung walls, somehow, nakakatuwa. oh well.
bentang benta… gusto ko yung kay Nietzsche at yung last: “Badly.”
election ngayon dito.
yeah, boto mo si Bikoy Villanueva. Haha. (nagplug pa.) 😛