Monthly Archives: April 2008

Top 10 Worst Things to Say During Sex

Posted on April 28, 2008 by Yoshke in Humor, Lists, Sex | 29 Comments

Sex is the art of love. It must be done in the most enjoyable and most satisfying manner. This act of love of two naked individuals reminds us that we can be free. In fact, in this very intimate and private activity, we let go of all our apprehensions, fears and insecurities. Some people want to do this in silence. Some prefer the rough, noisy way. Whatever way you choose, never spoil the moment by saying something incredibly stupid. Here … →

Jesse McCartney’s “Bleeding Love”

Posted on April 25, 2008 by Yoshke in Celebrities, Hotties, Music, Rants | 13 Comments

Not so many people know that Leona Lewis‘s massive worldwide hit Bleeding Love is actually written by OneRepublic frontman Ryan Tedder and *surprise, surprise* Jesse McCartney. Yes, Beautiful Soul Jesse McCartney. That’s him. Who would have thought? Whenever I share this trivia with my friends, they give me a where-did-you-get-that-crap-from look. Most of the time, they believe the Ryan Tedder part of the story but they just can’t buy the fact that Jessemac co-wrote it. That’s sad, really. I’m a … →

Boobs aren’t Everything

Posted on April 20, 2008 by Yoshke in Blurts, Humor | 34 Comments

I’m staying at my co-owned Internet cafe and there’s a bunch of insufferably noisy kikay girls here, who are really having a hard time logging into friendster.com. They have been spending the last 10 minutes trying to figure out why their window keeps on displaying The page cannot be displayed. My only prayer is for them to realise they have been typing “freindster,” instead of “friendster.” No, I’m sooo not gonna tell them. We’re not “freinds.” Ha. Ha. Ha. Viewed … →

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Posted on April 17, 2008 by Yoshke in Gay, Humor, Lists | Enter your password to view comments.

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I’m Famished. And So is the World.

Posted on April 16, 2008 by Yoshke in Public Affairs | 18 Comments

Right now, I’m hungry. It’s almost 7pm and I still haven’t shoved anything into my esophagus in the past five hours — which reminds me of the moment I arrived at my mother’s house in Batangas last weekend. And the first thing that got my attention? The two sacks of rice lying on the floor. Hmmm. Someone did some panic buying, I thought. My mum said it would last for four months, which means we won’t be worrying about the … →

Freezing Point

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Yoshke in Career, Emo, Friends | 23 Comments

Status: Leavin’. Music: How Far We’ve Come – Matchbox Twenty | This is the Last Time – Keane I feel cold. I mean that literally. Right now, the cold wind from the air-conditioner is blowing towards my cube as always. Not to mention that I walked from C5 corner Ortigas Avenue, where my sister had dropped me off, to the office (Pearl Drive/San Mig Avenue) early in the morning. Oh yeah, someone was so stupid he walked for 30 minutes … →

PBB and Robi (Dapat May Rhyme)

Posted on April 10, 2008 by Yoshke in Blurts, Hotties, TV | 2 Comments

Status: Robi-happy. Music: Feedback – Janet Jackson | Leavin’ – Jesse McCartney Here I go again. Starting to get hooked on the show I always curse at. Haha. What is it exactly with PBB that always gets me addicted despite the number of times I have been disappointed and felt cheated by the show? Grrrrr. But anyway, Ima uphold voyeurism and power-tripping. After Lobo, no one can get between my eyes and my TV or whoever stupid enough to do … →

To the Men (I Thought) I Loved

Posted on April 10, 2008 by Yoshke in Emo, Gay, Love | 10 Comments

Status: I’m gonna smile coz I deserve to. Music: Better in Time / Yesterday / Bleeding Love – Leona Lewis Last night, I was locked out of the house again. (I know, my silly keys are so stupid they like to stay inside while I’m out.) As I was waiting for my roommate, I started thinking about the men I have had an emotional connection with since I came out in college. While many of these guys I still see … →