‘Convenience’ Store, Huh?

Status: Ranting
Music: Pocketful of Sunshine – Natasha Bedingfield

Yoghurt. Last Sunday, I woke up craving for some yoghurt. Off to Mini-Stop convenience store. I grabbed a cup of strawberry-flavoured yoghurt, approached the counter, opened my wallet and took out a P200-bill.

Then the cashier said, “Sir, don’t you have a smaller bill?”

I checked my pockets and looked for a smaller bill. Nadah. I pouted. Looking so apologetic, I responded, “Oh, I’m sorry, I don’t.”

She told me, “But sir, I don’t have change. You really don’t have a smaller bill, sir?”

“I really don’t. If I had any, I would’ve given it to you coz I really want this damn yogurt right now.”

“But sir, I really don’t have change.”

The conversation went on for God knows how long — the girl telling me she didn’t have change and I, telling her neither did I.

I’m sure, at one point, you have experienced something like this. And I’m sure it almost made your blood hit boiling point. I mean, come on, what did she expect me to do? Put the yoghurt back on the shelf and just find another store? Stores are supposed to have change and expect customers to always pay in coins. It’s not my duty to look for change. I’m a customer — and a hungry one at that.

So what did I do? I opened the cup of yoghurt in front of her and said, “I’m willing to wait.”

Those who come between yoghurt and I shall be doomed. The cashier called another cashier and got change from the other register. See? They had change after all.

This is actually just a teaser of the next list that I will publish on this blog — top 18 most annoying types of people we encounter everyday. The list is complete but if you have suggestions, hit the post comment button. They just might make them to the list. I already have 18, but I can still change it to Top 20 or something.

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31 Responses to ‘Convenience’ Store, Huh?

  1. Joms

    Looking forward to your next entry.

    • Yoshke

      hmm. mukhang matatagalan pa yun.

  2. J

    This is one thing I hate about Manila. People don’t treat customers the way they should. Nice post. Can’t wait for the next one.

    • Yoshke

      People don’t treat customers the way they should.

      Exactly. At hindi lang cashiers ha. Drivers. Waiters. Uh, name it.

  3. Ken

    Oh! Indeed, surly cashiers never fail to irk me.

    Are queue jumpers included in your list? How about excessively complacent fundamentalists?

    • Yoshke

      yeah, i have something that involves queues.

  4. odin

    damn! you got me craving for yogurt!


    I opened the cup of yogurt in front of her and said, “I’m willing to wait.”

    hahahaha love the attitude!

    • Yoshke

      Come on, let’s start a YOGURT LOVERS Group. Haha. Kidding.

  5. andreEeEe

    you’re naturally a bitch.

    • Yoshke

      Whoah, I AM NOT.

      I am usually very understanding and considerate. Wahaha.

  6. Abaniko

    Naku, papaano na lang pag kinabukasan pa sila magkakaroon ng change? Mamumutla ka sa kahihintay. :D

  7. bulitas

    Hindi ko alam kung dahil ba sa kakulangan nila sa sweldo kung bakit andaming mga tamad na trabahador. Garabe naman yun. Dapat ionoorient silang mabuti ng managers nila na pagsilbihan ng matino ang customers at dapat gawin nila ang lahat ng paraan para maghanap ng barya kung kinakailangan.
    ampf

    • Yoshke

      trew, mababa nga kasi sweldo nila kaya siguro ganun. PERO KAHIT NA! Pakshet sila.

  8. ilaya

    e na-ganyan ka na sa MRT? SA MRT HA. Ate, anong gusto mo, mag-bus ako mula dito sa Shaw hanggang sa Taft? Sana pagbalik ko may panukli ka na.

    Peyksyet sila.

    E yung mga nasa loob ng elevator na nakita ka na nilang tumatakbo at sumisigaw ng “wait lang po!” tas pag malapit na malapit ka na, isasara pa rin nila yung elevator.

    • Yoshke

      MRT? Weh? Haha. Hindi pa naman ako naganyan sa MRT. tangena nila no. Wag nga silang magdrama ng ganun.

  9. justmikes

    ehehe..

    mabait ako.di ako mahilig magsuplado.wala lang siguro sa sistema ko.

    natural na natural dating sa ‘yo eh..hekhek :p

    • Yoshke

      hoy hindi naman natural. haha. minsan lang naman.

  10. winwin

    Annoying sakin yung mga mamang taxi driver na humihingi ng patong. E taena nila, kaya nga may metro eh. O kaya yung mga taxi drivers na namimimili ng pasahero. Pakyu sila.

    • Yoshke

      haha. meron ding entry sa list ko that involves taxi drivers na humihingi ng patong.

  11. Bitchy Editor

    hahaha. my son! :D

  12. ayn

    nangyare din to sakin sa mini-stop banawe. i said (in my best what-are-you-stupid? tone) “You’re a store. You’re supposed to have change.” Ayun, may change pala.

    • Yoshke

      i said (in my best what-are-you-stupid? tone) “You’re a store. You’re supposed to have change.”

      OMG Ayn, naimagine kita ng bonggang bongga dito. Wahahaha. Tikman ang taray a la dimaya. Haha. Nasindak sayo.

  13. Ely

    Gawain ko to lalo na sa mga fastfood: Pag andyan na yung order at sasabihin walang change, papa-cancel ko yung order. Usually, lalapit ang crew sa manager para manghingi ng panukli. Mas hassle kasi sa kanila pag i-cancel pa ung order lalo nat andyan na yung food. LOL.
    Pero I had the same experience sa Chowking, manager mismo kumuha ng order ko, tas wala daw siya pang-change. Responsibility nya na gawan un ng paraan, pero ako ang inaantay niya mag-provide ng smaller bill. Ayun, binawi ko pera ko sabay labas ng store.

    • Yoshke

      ako rin! usually, binabawi ko pera ko tas lipat ako ng store. but no, nainis lang ako that time so nagmaldita ako. haha

  14. Elaine

    i remembered your blog–this entry–this morning. bwiset yang ministop sa san miguel. i was seriously tempted to do what you did… pero i figured maxado pang maaga para mag-bitch. hehehe.

    dapat pinapasabog yang mga 24 hrs stores na walang panukli e.

    hahaha. i miss you ES!

    • Yoshke

      miss you too!

      PASABUGIN NA YAN! wahahaha

  15. vins

    dope!

  16. iya lim

    after reading this, i encountered the same problem a day after.

    i was tempted to open the bottle of soda in front of them, just like what you did with the yogurt, but i was too nice and just gave them a 20 peso bill instead.

  17. Erin

    Clever. hahah. All Thumbs up

    • Kevin

      Ilang thumbs meron ka Kuya/Ate? Hahahha

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