On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviours.
Fifteen years from now, he will make history as the youngest ambassador to the United Nations.
And no, Yoshke isn't his real name. Go figure. [ READ MORE ]
Dear Santa Claus
I've been good this year!
I quit smoking. I don't steal chocolates from my nephew anymore. And when I'm pissed at someone, I say "Please fuck off." Emphasis on "please." And I have stopped resetting my housemate's alarm clock every night when he's asleep so I could be the first to use the bathroom in the morning.
You see, I'm a changed man now. And I would really appreciate it if you would give me any of the following for Christmas.
> a black tuxedo-cut jacket
> a hoodie
> a pair of leather shoes
> a pair of tennis rackets
> a pair of khaki or gray pants
> long-sleeved polos, slimfit
> a small sling bag
> a digital SLR camera, hahaha
> yogurt, yogurt, yogurt
If this is too hard for you, please guilt any of my relatives, friends, exes, admirers, fans or anyone reading this blog here and abroad to buy them for me. Haha. And I will love you forever.
Thank you, Santa. You're the best figment of imagination there is.
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