The Winding Road

I think you’re 80% straight.”

I was startled by these ridiculous words from my friend Chemae. We were walking back to the cottage at a resort in my hometown in Batangas. The conversation went like this:

Yoshke: Well, that remaining 20% makes me totally gay. 1% can make someone gay, you know.
Chemae: I think in time, you’ll go straight again.
Yoshke: You think so? I doubt that.
Chemae: Aila (our common friend) warned me about you.
Yoshke: Warned you about me?
Chemae: She thinks you’re just pretending to be gay when you are really straight.

Wahahaha. That was officially the most preposterous accusation thrown at me since Frances suspected that I was in love with Astrid or since Ken told me that I only claimed I was gay so I could finally break it off with her sister (who was my girlfriend at the time). Hahaha. I’ve always been very touchy with girls and most of them don’t mind because hey, I’m damn gay. But I guess Aila is one heck of a lady to convince.

Yoshke: Even after Daniel (not his real name; an ex-officemate and ex-boyfriend)? She didn’t buy the whole Daniel-Yoshke thing?
Chemae: Apparently not.

It’s funny. I don’t know how many people still think I’m straight when I see myself (and I know Tonet agrees) that I am already as gay as I can be. Either they’re right or they’re blind. Haha.

Aila and Chemae aren’t the only ones. In fact, I also had a similar conversation with my ex-roomie Ethan (not his real name). I’ve always considered Ethan my older brother. I call him Kuya. He’s genuinely straight like the rest of my bestfriends. And he has this “Republican” worldview going on in his head.

Ethan: When will you shape up?
Yoshke: Excuse me?
Ethan: That gay thing. I know it’s just a phase.
Yoshke: I’m telling you this is sooo NOT just a phase.
Ethan: It’s just a phase. Sooner or later you’ll come to your senses and realize everything’s just silly. And then you’ll regret it. And repent. You know, for your soul.
Yoshke: What are you? A priest? And what makes you so sure?
Ethan: Because I know you! This might just be one of your experiments. And even after turning gay, your dreams didn’t change. You still want to have children of your own.
Yoshke: People change, Kuya.
Ethan: No. They just try new things but they don’t change.
Yoshke: A long time ago you said you would never have a gay friend. Here you are sharing a room with one.
Ethan: That’s because I’d known you even before you became like that. And I like you. And to me you haven’t changed.
Yoshke: I have.

I told Glenn (a college friend) about these conversations one night.

Yoshke: Aila, Chemae and my ex-roomie think this is just a phase and I’ll come around. Silly, right?
Glenn: No. I agree with them.

Oh well. What is it with straight people that they’re so hard to convince sometimes?

I’m telling you. This is not just a phase. And even if it were, it had better be a long one because I friggin’ enjoy every minute of it.
image courtesy of cartoonstock.com

  • http://bebsisms.blogspot.com dam-dam

    dimenic, palagay.

    Hail to the queens of the backstage! First, they conquered Mindanao. Now, the universe.

    Catch the premiere night of the gayest film of all, THE ‘THANK YOU’ GIRLS on August 28, 2008 at the UP Cine Adarna (formerly UP Film Center), 6:30 pm.

    Define darkness! Char.

    Written and Directed by Charliebebs Gohetia

    Produced by Brooklyn Park Pictures

    In cooperation with Bicycle Pictures and Alchemy of Vision and Lights

    Synopsis:

    TYG is a Visayan film with a gay lingo twist.

    Tired of losing in all the beauty competitions in Davao City, five dysfunctional gay beauty pageant veterans decide to travel north to Cagayan de Oro City, in the island of Mindanao, with a mission to conquer the grandest competition of beauty, personality and brains in the province.

    They believe that being city dwellers, gays in the province will never stand a chance against them.

    And who says gay films are just sex films after all?

    View trailer at: http://thethankyougirls.com

    • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

      waw, dam dam. daig mo pa star cinema sa paagahan magpromote. haha. sige, ipopost ko tong comment na to as a full entry sa blog na to sa august. :)

  • odin

    eeeww ka yoshke! straight ka pala eh!! yuck straight!!!

    BWAHAHAHA

    pero kidding aside, why would anyone pretend to be gay? para makayakap at mapalapit sa girls??

    • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

      yeah, i guess some people do that.

      • Kevin

        That’s pathetic. LOL

  • asta

    ;)

    • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

      asta, what’s that supposed to mean? haha

  • http://undermyblanket.wordpress.com Ken

    I have this friend who pretended to be gay para maging close sila nung girl. Haha!

    Ano ba Yoshke? Make up your mind. Naghihintay ako! :D

    • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

      ikaw nga hinihintay ko eh. tsk tsk. haha

      • http://undermyblanket.wordpress.com Ken

        Hahaha.

        Napanood ko na pala Dark Knight. Grabe. Astig. I now believe the hype behind it. Haha. Heath Ledger, galing. Sobra.

      • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

        haha, ako rin. Pinanood ko, opening day. Sa Glorietta 1. Sold out sa G4.

        • http://undermyblanket.wordpress.com Ken

          Tatlong beses ko na actually napanood. Hahahaha!

        • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

          haha. grabe ka naman. haha. er, seriously?

          you did love the movie, didnt you? haha

        • http://undermyblanket.wordpress.com Ken

          Seryoso!

          Er. Not really. Haha. Napilitan lang. Una, kasama blockmates. Pangalawa, kasama ko tito ko. Pangatlo, kasama ibang set of friends. Hahahaha!

        • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

          you’re a monster. haha.

  • Chemae

    Naku hindi pa rin ako convinced. Chos! Hahaha. :)

    • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

      haha. feeling ko naman convinced ka na.

  • ilaya

    hahahahahahaha

    • http://www.yoshke.com Yoshke

      Tonet, you’re alive!

  • http://vitsofvins.blogspot.com VinS

    maybe they’re used to that old straight yoshke and still can accept the fact that you’re pretty sure gay or maybe they’re right about the ‘phase’ thing.

    daldal ko, ignore me

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