Last week at the apartment…

Glenn: Do you have a copy of the first three seasons of House?
Yoshke: The first two are with Dohna. You’re addicted, aren’t ye?
Glenn: Yeah. (He paused a bit and then continued talking.) Every time I see Dr. House, I am reminded of you. No offence meant.
Yoshke: None taken. Haha. May I know why?
Glenn: You’re both sarcastic.
Yoshke: Damn, I thought you’d say we’re both brilliant. Hahaha.

Laughter. Silence.

Yoshke: But, you know, it takes wit to be sarcastic. So I’ll take that. Haha.

…

Last year in Robin’s car, on the way to Tagaytay.

Robin: You should make a career out of that.
Yoshke: Out of what?
Robin: Humiliating people.
Yoshke: I don’t humiliate people!
Robin: You just told me that all it would take was just one queer push and I would turn gay instantly.
Yoshke: But I always tell you that.
Robin: Not over dinner. In front of my entire family.
Yoshke: Aright, forgive my occasional lack of tact.
Robin: You meant to say it. You enjoy humiliating me.
Yoshke: Well, it only matters if you think I’m right. And I’m not. (pause) Right?
Robin: Of course not. I can’t believe we’re talking about this.
Yoshke: Er, aright, I’m sorry.
Robin: Don’t say sorry unless you mean it.
Yoshke: I mean it.
Robin: Friendly tip: don’t make a career out of this.
Yoshke: Out of what?
Robin: Acting sincere. You suck at it.

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Last week. Text conversation.

Bebs: But it wasn’t SEB.
Yoshke: What’s SEB?
Bebs: Sex Eyeball. I don’t believe you don’t know this.
Yoshke: You know I’m not THAT kind of person.
Bebs: But still. You’re Dimen. You’re supposed to be knowledgeable.
Yoshke: Am I supposed to be flattered by that?

…

Last month over Yahoo Messenger…

Yoshke: So what is it? Tell me.
Robin: You know I can’t tell you. I promised.
Yoshke: Hey, this isn’t the first time you’ll be breaking a promise. You always tell me everything.
Robin: This time, it’s different.
Yoshke: Come on. Spill.
Robin: Will not.
Yoshke: Spill.
Robin: Will not.
Yoshke: Spill! Spill! SPILL!
Robin: Won’t work.
Yoshke: If you don’t tell me, I’ll tell $%^& about last week.
Robin: You did not just say that. I can’t believe this. You are blackmailing me.
Yoshke: Spill.
Robin: Damn, you’re very stubborn.
Yoshke: I’d say “passionate,” not stubborn.
Robin: I hate you and your stubborn attitude.
Yoshke: Again, I prefer “passionate.”
Robin: Stubborn!
Yoshke: Passionate.
Robin: And nosy!
Yoshke: I’d say “inquisitive.”
Robin: Immature.
Yoshke: Youthful. Sounds better.
Robin: And insensitive.
Yoshke: Rational or responsible. Take your pick.
Robin: <raised eyebrow emoticon>
Yoshke: What? They’re synonyms. Haha.
Robin: They’re not.
Yoshke: They are.
Robin: In your twisted world, they are.
Yoshke: In case you haven’t noticed, you’re in my twisted world.
Robin: I knew you’d say that.
Yoshke: Really now.
Robin: Well, it may surprise you but I know things, too. I’m just not a know-it-all like you.
Yoshke: Oh you mean “knowledgeable.”
Robin: Know-it-all.
Yoshke: Yeah, I’m so knowledgeable.
Robin: Has anybody told that you’re such a know-it-all?
Yoshke: Yeah. People tell me I’m knowledgeable. All the time.
Robin: You are unbelievable.
Yoshke: Unbelievably knowledgeable? No, that’s too much. Just knowledgeable.
Robin: Know-it-all.
Yoshke: My Gawd, you are sooo stubborn. And insensitive! Haha.

…

In a nutshell:
My friends say that I’m a very witty, inquisitive, passionate, youthful, rational, knowledgeable person who sometimes lacks tact. Hahaha.

But you know, you can always read it as sarcastic, stubborn, immature, insensitive know-it-all. Gawd, I need to repent.

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