Doubtful Girlfriends

Sunday September 7, 2008 20:13 | 1,637 views

“Lahat na lang ba ng gwapo ngayon ay bading? Wala na bang straight na cute ngayon?” A friend was hysterical (I think) when she asked me this through Multiply. She was starting to doubt the sexuality of the guy she had been flirting with.

Almost two years ago, I posted a blog entry entitled Top 10 Signs that Your Boyfriend is Gay. It was December 2006. But due to its popularity, I reposted it April this year. If you have time, check it out here.

In fact, the two posts have been viewed about 3000 times already since I installed the views counter plugin just last week. The post ranks third on my Most Viewed Entries. The keywords “signs your boyfriend is gay” has been my top referrer since I posted it in 2006.

It makes me wonder how many women in the world actually find their partner’s gender dubious. Haha. But I thank these people for the significant fraction of my 408,000 hits since December 2006. I just hope they click the ads, haha.

July this year, QTV‘s Sunday evening show ANG PINAKA featured the same topic. Just that they counted down the familiar signs that your husband is gay. Here it is.

ANG PINAKA FAMILIAR SIGNS THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

10. shifty eyes on your honeymoon
09. you’re always more sexually aggressive than your husband.
08. your husband’s a diva fanatic!
07. your husband picks out the clothes he wants you to wear!
06. your husband is too vain for comfort!
05. he has an underwear fetish!
04. he is a beauty pageant freak!
03. he keeps souvenirs from gay bars and saves sexy men’s photos and gaysites in his computer!
02. numbers of gay escorts appear in his cellphone bills!
01. he’s extremely homophobic!

Hey, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that they ripped this off of this blog, but the similarities are striking.

What I’m pointing out here is that now, that list I came up with two years ago finally got some sort of credibility. Haha.

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Category: Gay, Lists, TV
(17) Comments

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Maki

my friends ask me a lot kung si ganito-ganyan ay may pagka-bakla. pag-umoo na ako, meaning, di na sila makikipag-flirt sa guy na yun.

hayun, oo nang oo na lang ako. para maki-avail sa mga lalakeng type nila.

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Yoshke

hahaha. gagu ka. haha. magawa nga rin yan. haha

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icka

in short kung mas malandi ung guy mo, matakot ka na.haha. nice post.

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belle05

hay nku! ewan ko ba pro ang lakas ata ng pang-amoy ng mga gays e.. yung frnd ko kc lhat nlng ng nki2tang “cute guys” cnsbi nyang naaamoy nya ang bahid ng pagkabaklush nun.. gosh! ang end up, sknya napu2nta yung mga lalakeng type nmin.. haaayzz… =’(

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dabo

hahaha.. that’s why i trained my girls gaydars at baklamanometer.. they even bring “asin” just in case to make sure kung may palikpik hehehe

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thanks sa comment

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Yoshke

AMP! Hahahahaha. Tawang tawa ko sa asin! Hahaha. Benta.

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Mon

May kaklase akong nagpakasal sa bading. Kitang kita namang bading eh pinatulan pa nya. Kumikendeng, mga kabarkada babae at bading, tumataas ang kilay, pumipilantik ang daliri, kumakanta ng I will survive (totoo), ayaw matUkso ng bading, bading yung boses kahit ang lAki ng katawan, nananmpal… HAHAHA… SOBRA. Nagulat kami nung nagpakasal sila.

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Maki

wawa naman ng kaklase. parang tinapa ang biyuti nya (kung walang ibang ulam, un na lang bubuksan). tsk tsk.

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Yoshke

baka nga naman hindi sya bading. hehe.

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emjay

tawa kami ng tawa sa office nung binabasa ko to. my officemate kasi kami na sobrang vain at inaasar namin siya na gay siya. nasa kanya lahat, nail buffer, nail cutter, safety pins, hand sanitizer, you name it. but seriously he’s not. he’s married and has kids na rin. at kabog kaming lahat kapag sinasabi niyang “im just in touch with my feminine side.”

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