Recycled Conversations I: With Friends

Some of the most bloggable conversations I had with friends in the last three years. Allow me to repost them.

WITH MEAN CINEASTES

My friends from the university and I were playing Charades and the theme was movie titles. When an opponent, Jumar, drew Little Nicky, we thought it was a giveaway.

So when he started acting it out for his team, for the first word, he just leveled his palm at his hips and his team shouted Little right away. Hmmm. But Nicky was something less easy.

One of our team members was Monique, also known as Nikki. Monique is not the skinny type. She’s a bit, er… not the skinny type. It didn’t come as a surprise to us when the player who was acting out pointed to Nikki for the second word.

What we didn’t expect was when someone from his team shouted: “Pig? Little Pig?”

And they call me mean? Haha.

WITH A FOREVER-NAIVE FRIEND

A simple talk with a young friend (my ex’s brother) who was so unsure about how he felt.

Ken:
How do you know if you’re in love?
Yoshke: I don’t think there are definite standard symptoms. You just know. That’s it. You just know. Why? Are you in love?
Ken: I don’t know.
Yoshke: You’re not in love.
Ken: What makes you so sure?
Yoshke: Cos you don’t know.

WITH MY PSEUDO-BROTHER

This convo I had with Josh on our way to FC Gloria’s Canteen for lunch after our French class the day before my birthday.

Josh:
You already got a copy of Kitchie Nadal’s album?
Yoshke: No. But I borrowed a friend’s and listened to it last night.
Josh: How was it? You liked it?
Yoshke: One big NO. I only liked a couple of tracks. The record is rubbish.
Josh: Oh, don’t be so cruel on her. You’d probably appreciate the album more if you listen to it a little longer.
Yoshke: I don’t think so. Only a couple of songs really appealed to me.

After lunch, he handed me something in a white plastic bag.

Josh: Here. It’s my present. Happy birthday. But don’t open it yet. Open it after I leave.
Yoshke: Why? Is it some kind of a bomb or something?
Josh: No. Just open it when I’m gone. Trust me on this one. Happy Birthday.

So, he left and I opened the package and *SURPRISE SURPRISE*

It was Kitchie Nadal’s album. Aaaaw.

WITH A FEMINISM GODDESS

While at Seatle’s Best Katipunan, Tricia and I were talking about how I would always portray women as evil and pathetic in my films. She’s a cold-blooded feminist, by the way.

Yoshke: That’s not true! I don’t hate women! It’s just that if there’s a need for an evil or bad character in my films and I have a choice between a man and a woman, I tend to choose the woman.
Tricia: And why is that?
Yoshke: Cos I love men. Duh?

I was just kidding, by the way.

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16 Responses to Recycled Conversations I: With Friends

  1. roneiluke

    wahahahaha! thanks for reposting this! hahaha! nakakatawa yung unang conversation! haha! poor nikki…

    pero pamatay yung panghuli..hehe! you love guys pala..hehe!

    • Yoshke

      she took it lightly. parang pa-joke lang kasi yun. so no harm done naman. nakakatawa lang talaga.

  2. gravity

    I agree with conversation # 2. Feeling like being inlove unknowingly is not love. The main reason for being in love is because you are in love. Im not making any sense. Wahaha. (btw, thanks for your verrrry nice comment on one of my posts Ü)

    • Yoshke

      yep, for me kasi, the first sign that you’re in love is that you acknowledge the feeling. dapat alam mo. otherwise, it’s not love kung sa sarili mo nga hindi mo maamin.

      and on my comment, expect more comments like that from me. hehe. you’re a good writer.

      • gravity

        thanks!!!!! thanks for the appreciation. i was all smiles when i read your comment. Ü

      • Yoshke

        nye. hehe. :P

  3. Spence

    3 owns! Haha. You sure have a lot of funny moments. Parang pwede na sa TV tong mga to ah.

    • Yoshke

      sabe ng boss ko dati, dapat daw nagsusulat ako sa TV. hehe. pero real-life kasi yan. sami ko kasi orgs tas puro happy lang yung mga tao.

  4. redlan

    haha. natawa ako sa mga banat mo ha. maybe lead actor ka sa sariling film mo. goodluck!

    • Yoshke

      hmmm, hndi siguro. ako yung direktor! haha.

  5. Bryan

    oh well, love’s elusiveness… can’t even hint on it coming your way when it’s but a kiss away

    • Yoshke

      parang based on experience yun ah. haha. loaded eh. :P

  6. berg

    wawa naman si nikki. im sure she was hurt inside, even for just a little bit.

    • Yoshke

      parang hindi naman. hehe. nagbabaluharaan lang naman kami lagi.

  7. andreEeEe

    OMG!!!

    kelang naganap yung charade things na yan? medyo nakalimutan ko na na medyo naaalala ko!
    ahahahahaha

    shetness! ahahahahahahaha

    at meron pang conversation with trisha? edi sooooper tagal na nito! grabe lang your memory ha. parang bangko talaga. may time-deposit account things. haha.

    • Yoshke

      haha. actually si Jumar yung sumigaw nung Little Pig!

      Naka-post kasi to sa dati kong blog, andre. pinost ko lang ulit.

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