Monthly Archives: October 2008

Awkward

Posted on by Yoshke in Conversations, Humor, Love | 29 Comments

THE MAN IN THE OFFICE RESTROOM Last Thursday, I entered the washroom but the two urinals were already taken so I figured I’d just use a cubicle. As I was walking towards the stalls, I accidentally knocked over a Starbucks tumbler sitting on the sink. It didn’t hit the floor but it made a loud noise still. One of the guys at the urinals turned to my direction. OMG. OMG. OMG. It was the cute guy I always see in …

Allow Me to Be Emo

Posted on by Yoshke in Career, Emo | 17 Comments

And just like that, it all comes crashing down. And my one dream is shattered. As shattered as I am now. If you wanna be friends with me, I’m telling you, now is the best time. I’m OK now. You see, I move on easily. Haha. Over it. Viewed 906 times by 315 visitors this month

Top 25 Local TV Shows I Miss:
Youth-Oriented Shows, Etc

Posted on by Yoshke in Lists, Reviews, TV | 63 Comments

I grouped the programmes by genre. So the rankings don’t really matter. Ehehe. Sa batch na ‘to, yung talk shows, drama anthologies, and youth-oriented shows. 25. MAGANDANG GABI, BAYAN! As my friend Dam-dam pointed out, there were two things that really made this show very, very interesting and enjoyable. Halloween Special. As in. I swear, magkamatayan na tayo but I would not miss their Halloween episode. It was just sinisterly spooky. The reenactments were desperately haunting I couldn’t understand why …

Don’t We Just Love the MRT?

Posted on by Yoshke in Blurts, Humor | 39 Comments

Except, of course, when it’s so crowded and you feel like you’re having an orgy. Just that it’s the kind of orgy you don’t like. Not that I like orgies. Of course, I don’t like orgies. Eeew. The thought. Anyway, I can still remember this one time in November last year that I was aboard the MRT. This was before they discovered the wonders of prerecorded announcements with pesky Chowking ads. Approaching San Juan Station, the train had just left …

How My Friends See Me II:
“Mastering” Vanilla Sex?

Posted on by Yoshke in Conversations, Friends, Humor, Sex, Vanities | 18 Comments

What’s wrong with my friends? They’ve been so very imaginative lately; they’re accusing me of things. Things that are, well, pretty amusing. Very recently, they, albeit separately, came up with an interesting theory. More like a guess, actually. ROBIN While malling. A few months ago. Robin: I kinda miss the “bossy” you. Yoshke: Hey, I was never bossy. Robin: You were. You are. It’s just today that you seem to be not that. Yoshke: Must be the weather. Robin: What …

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