The People Around Us
Wednesday December 10, 2008 18:03 | 1,393 views
SIR HUBERT
On the way to the Subterranean River Park, we were being briefed by our Tour Guide. He was telling us many interesting things about Palawan. One of us, itago na lang natin sa pangalang Sir Hubert, asked, “San magandang mamalengke dito sa Puerto Princesa?”
At sumagot si Tour Guide, “Sa palengke po.”
Tama nga naman.
KAT
One of my officemates was raving about the places they visited on the third day. Itago na lang natin sya sa pangalang Ma. Katrina Larida. “Grabe, ang ganda talaga sa Crocodile Farm! Andami-daming crocodiles!”
Ay friend, sana naman madaming crocodiles dun bilang crocodile farm sya.
REEN
Yoshke: Reen! Help! Gaaaah! I think I’m falling in love with an animé character!
Reen: Gagu! You’re asking the wrong person. I’m married to one!
REEN’S 2ND YEAR P.E. TEACHER
2nd year PE teacher: “Would you please pick up the pieces of DIRT!”
Reen: Ah eh ma’am medyo mahirap isa-isahin ang alikabok.
YOSHKE
Naalala ko tuloy nung one time nung college, nagrereport ako sa Kasaysayan 100:
“…So kung may nagaganap na Industrial Revolution sa England, may French Revolution naman sa France…”
Tas naisip ko… Teka, parang may mali.
*TING*
Oo nga naman, malamang sa France ang French Revolution. Buti na lang nabawi ko kaagad. Self-deprecation, beybeh.
SOME DJ
Naalala ko rin yung isang DZUP DJ dati.
“That was <name of the field reporter>, live from the University Avenue where the Lantern Parade is currently happening right now at this very moment…”
Oo na. Ngayon na! Ngayon, ngayon! Currently! Right now! Live! How redundant can you get?
KEN
“Uy, what’s playing?” I asked my friend Ken habang nakikinig sa mp3 player.
“Running Through My Head,” he answered. “I forgot the duo’s name.”
“Ha? Ano yun?” Confused, I grabbed his left earphone and listened.
It was T.A.T.U. The song was All the Things She Said.
ACE
Habang pinakikinggan namin ang lyrics ng kanta ng Code Red na This is Our Song: You’re so beautiful, divine. Everything ’bout you is so fine.
Hirit ni Ace: “Alam nyo, akala ko talaga nung bata ako, tao si Divine.”
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odin
aba malay natin baka nga tao si Divine hehe
Yoshke
haha, trew. baka nga naman.
samjuan
Haha. Panalo mga simpleng hirit ng mga tao sa palgid. tamang pang-alis stress.
Parang yung waiter lang dati na tinanong yung kaibigan ko kung ano ba order niya- “Sir, Java o Rice?”
Yoshke
wahaha.
buti na lang pag ako tinatanong, parati silang “plain rice po ba?” or “java rice po ba?” haha.
pero kung papipiliin ako sa java at rice, JAVA syempre! papiliin ka ba between rice and an island, dun ako sa island! hahaha.
Kevin
Nakailang corny pills ka nung sinulat mo tong reply na to Yoshke? Joke! LOL
gilbert
2nd year PE teacher: “Would you please pick up the pieces of DIRT!”
Reen: Ah eh ma’am medyo mahirap isa-isahin ang alikabok.
- oo nga naman… dapat tanggalin tong teacher na ‘to!!! hahahaha
jake
astig. nakakatuwa ang post. hahaha.
Jinjiruks Ikari
kahit stressed out ako dito sa office, napapatawa mo pa rin ako Yoshke.
Yoshke
eeeeeeh, wag kang ganyan. kinikilig ako. (haha, WTF? haha.)
Ken
Amf.
Jinjiruks Ikari
nagselos amf. no worries. yoshke magkaka-hubby na rin ako bago matapos ang taon. ^^;
Yoshke
Oh Ken, wag ka magselos. Mas mahal kita kesa kay Jin.
Joke lang.
Hahaha.
Sorry lang, sabaw ako lately eh, haha
Pilar
hahahaha. the best yung PIECES OF DIRT! hahahahahaha. napakagaling na teacher ah!
bananachoked
adik si sir hubert. pero mas adik ang guide. ang gagaling ng guides dyan. pramis.
ikaw, ano work mo? hahahahah…tatanong ko na lang kay bebs
Yoshke
trew. nakakatawa yung mga guides. laugh trip.
sige, itanong mo. pero hindi alam ni bebs exactly ang work ko. haha.
Eben
ok ang mga banat. laff trip yung kay divine. LOL
Yoshke
pero tulad nga ng sabi ni odin, anong malay natin, baka nga tao yun. wahaha.
meow
off topic: sinu ung me nagpost ng comment sa chatbox, may pagkamean sya… knows mo?
Yoshke
dunno. haha
Abaniko
I can remember two naman:
1. “You, you and you – both of you, come here!”
2. “Guys, form a straight circle!”
Kevin
I love the first one. You, you and you. Hahahaahahahaha
wanderer
hahahaha…
this made my day…
nice!
Kevin
Bentang benta saken yang mga conversations mo! Buti natatandaan mo siya lagi?
ME: Dad, expired na yung hotdogs sa freezer!
DAD: Patingin!
*checks the date. expired na siya ng dalawang araw*
DAD: Anak, hindi pa yang expired. Best before lang yan.
ME: So hindi na siya masarap! Bulok na siya!
DAD: Ano ba!!! BETTER na lang yan!
..
DAD: Dati BEST, ngayon BETTER na lang!
…may point siya.
Kevin
Better and Best ampf! LOL
Yoshke
haha, kumusta naman yung may dalawang Kevins dito. haha
Kevin
Sorry naman. Masyado kaming nagpo-proliferate sa mundong-ibabaw. Hahaha
Kevin
Meron din pala ako ishe-share. This was back in high school, during our flag-raising ceremony. Our class queue is beside another class where one of my classmates has a sister included. Wala pa ung classmate ko eh andun na ung sister niya, so tinanong ko siya in our dialect.
Me: Suzette, hain si Sandee? (Suzette, asan si Sandee?)
* Sandee is my classmate. Suzette is the sister. *
Suzette: Amay. (Early.)
Me thinking: WTF?!
Wala lang. Corny pills. Haha.
VinS
LMAO!
Myk
Sir Hubert’s dialogue with the tour guide cracked me up!
(Sorry if I’m placing a layer of Myk comments on a lot of your posts. Boredom.)