FRIDAY NIGHT (February 6)
Sa MRT Ayala Station. While waiting for TP Winwin who was at a reloading station, we couldn’t decide where to go and what to do…
Yoshke: O ano nang kyeme natin?
Andre: Depende nga sayo kung kekyeme tayo. Eh di ba nga may kyeme kang hinihintay?
Yoshke: OK lang naman sa akin kahit ano.
Andre: So kekyeme nga tayo? Kasi kung hindi tayo kekyeme, uuwi na ko. Dito lang naman sakayan ko.
Yoshke: Gusto mo bang kumyeme?
Andre: Gusto kong kumyeme kasi ayoko pang umuwi. Eh ikaw nga? Anong kyeme mo?
Yoshke: May kyeme lang ako. Kung kekyeme tayo, san tayo kekyeme? Eh yun lang naman ang kyeme ko.
Andre: Sa Sidebar nga tayo kekyeme.
Yoshke: Sige, kyeme na tayo.
Akalain mong nagkaintindihan kami nun!
SATURDAY MORNING (January 31)
Andre went up to my room. He just woke up. I’d been listening to Kelly Clarkson for almost an hour already when he came in.
Andre: I gargled with Astring-O-Sol. I poured the liquid to the cap up to the brim and gargled.
Yoshke: Full cap? Up to the brim? It’s Astring-O-Sol CONCENTRATED! You’re supposed to mix it with water!
Andre: I know. I found out the moment I put it in my mouth. I can’t feel my mouth right now.
Yoshke: Wahaha. Next time, sabi nga ni Dyan Castillejo sa NIDO commercial, it pays to check the label!
Andre: I DID check the label! Eh malay ko bang seryoso pala sya.
Hala. So may labels na nagjo-joke lang?
SATURDAY NIGHT (January 31)
My housemate Glenn emerged from his room about to go out. Andre and I were at the living area.
Yoshke: Glenn, you having dinner?
Glenn: Yes.
Yoshke: I’m going with you. I wanna have dinner now.
Andre: Look at you, you’re so selfish. I thought we’re friends! You didn’t even consider me. I’m hungry, too, you know.
Yoshke: I did consider you.
Andre: You said “I’m going with you.”
Yoshke: Well, yeah… but I meant the two of us.
Andre: How? You said “I’m going with you…” I, I… Singular pronoun!
Yoshke: I meant the two of us coz… *isip ng palusot* Coz… Coz… Coz you’re already a part of me.
WTF! Wahaha.
SUNDAY MORNING (February 1)
Andre felt bad when my friend and housemate Frances left to check on her cats. Frances has new future-siopao cats but since another housemate Dane and I are allergic to fur, every furry creature that walks through our door gets thrown out the window. We’re on fourth floor. In other words, no cats allowed inside the apartment.
Anyways, so Andre was feeling abandoned by Frances. That afternoon, we got to talk about it.
Andre: Where is Frances now?
Yoshke: She said she’s taking care of her cat somewhere.
Andre: I feel betrayed! BETRAAAYED! She dumped me for her “pest.” (pause) I meant “pets.”
I threw him a Mark-of-Ugly-Betty look.
Andre: What? I’M DYSLEXIC!!!
SUNDAY NIGHT (February 1)
Sa Starbucks, Trinoma. Dun sa misty at parang gubat.
Yoshke: Andre, what’s the political symbol for the Democrats?
Andre: Donkey. Ass. Coz they are asses.
Dohna: And the Republicans?
Yoshke: Elephant
Dohna: Why elephant?
Andre: Coz they’re much bigger asses.
May point ka dyan, Andre. May point ka.
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what’s kyeme?
nakakatawa talaga ang weekend with Andre.. by the way i love cats, pero hinahaching na ko after makipaglaro dun sa dalawa kong alaga.
kamusta naman na ang bibig ni Andre, after the “astring-o-sol experience’?
hehe.
hi Yoshke, as always, reading mode.:)
im allergic to fur so no cats for me.
And what happened to Andre? oh well, he survived. Unfortunately. (Wahahaha)
nagulo ang mundo ko sa kyeme…
get used to it.
I will
hahhaa. okay. i dont want to ask what kyeme means. but hey! nice flow of convos with random scenarios lol. and yes, i think thats why Democrats are donkeys hahaha (or they’re illegal immigrants from Mexico lol)
you realize my heart belongs to the Democrats, right? hahaha.
after grueling hours inside the classroom, i read this and it made my day. haha. nagka intindihan kayo sa “kyeme” yoshke, unbelievable. ang galing mo gumawa ng palusot, so witty. haha!
to andre, do check the label. haha! i’ve tried doing it though, gaah! it’s like my tongue is gonna fall out.
have a good day yoshke. another good post.
di ko talaga alam na seryoso pala yun label. kumulo tuloy bibig ko. haha.
seriously? akala mo joke lang ung label? hahaha! for real you thought it was a joke or the label was bluffing? i tried it because it was a dare, but you did it because you thought the label wasn’t serious about the word, “concentrated”…i feel like i am rubbing it to your face.
good day andre, it pays to check the label
that’s Andre for you, dust. Ain’t he lovely? Wahaha.
yes, he is. haha! good day yoshke. maybe andre now knows to take the label seriously. good day yoshke.
yeah, he learned his lesson na.
grabe. di ko na magawang mag-aral since i’ve encountered this site. haha. peace yoshke, di naman kita sinisisi. haha.
aantabayanan ko ang susunod mong post.
-your avid reader,
Noah (ahehe)
hoy gaga, MAG-ARAL KA NGA! makukunsensya pa ko! haha
kakyemehan!
nakyeme ko na ang DOUBT! finaly may iba na akong kyeme!
haynaku! True. kyemeng kyeme ang doubt. Nakyeme nga ako nang bongga eh. Pero The Reader talaga ang pinakyeme ko. Ang kyeme kasi.
=))
ang dami niyong kyeme, wala naman ako nagets
sorry lang ha. haha
is kyeme something bastos?
Kyeme is much like churva. Its meaning depends on the context of your conversation. It may or may not be perverted.
Natumbok mo Kevin!
Naman! Hehehe.
hindi ko siguro matatagalan si andre. hahaha. buti na lng mahaba pasensya mo yoshke.
hmmm. i enjoy every minute with andre. being with him doesnt require patience.
soori po
haha, at nagsorry ka talaga.
xempre. basta ikaw, hahaha
yoshke masyal ka naman sa up dilimaN. hehehe
Punta ako ng UP Fair!!!
kelan?
Friday.
okay. tuesday lng ako absent sa fair. hehe masaya dun
sana nga magenjoy ako…
sino b ksama
mo?
a friend.
tour guide ang role ko for tonight. haha
so hindi mga taga up kasama mo? kitakita na lang dun hehehe
@Yoshke: So nasa UP Fair ka din pala last Friday. Hehehe. Was there too with a friend.:)
madami kaming matututunan sa kaibigan mo… hehehe
the astring-o-sol thing.. classic!!! lolz
Next time you go to a supermarket and see a bottle of Astring-O-Sol Concentrated, remember, always remember that there’s a certain guy living in Paranaque named Andre…
Taga-P’que pala si André? My best friend (or best sister as you put it. lol) also lives in P’que. Dati sila sa Better Living, ngayon nasa Don Bosco Village na.
Akala ko ako lang yung hindi alam kung ano yung kyeme. So what’s kyeme. Is it similar to “hahada” too?
NO! I DON’T “HADA!”
haha. Seriously. I’m not like that.
Kyeme doesn’t have a fixed meaning. Like Kevin said, “Kyeme is much like churva. Its meaning depends on the context of your conversation. It may or may not be perverted.”
But in this case, KYEME means to booze. That’s all.
Bu-booze pala kayo nun. Hehehe. Wala lang. Naalala ko lang kagabi sa Bed. Andami ko nainom!
so kyeme at that time means iinom kayo. ah. i have a girl friend who says “churva” a lot of times. like “chumochurva nanaman kami” meaning nag iingay or something, it really depends on when or how you use it. napaka random ng meaning at times. hahaha.
but what does “hada” means?
HADA?
Check this out: http://www.yoshke.com/2008/08/24/hahada-lang-batangan-diction/
oh…so that’s “hada” i see. i’ll remember not to say it. hahaha! they might think of something else. hahaha!
good day yoshke. thanks.
i don’t say hada either. Unless nasa batangueno setting ako.
haha. that was a good blog read you have there. napatawa mo na naman ako yoshke. thanks again my friend.
salamat sa muling pagdaan, jin.
Sana may friend din akong tulad ni andre… saan ba makakahanap.. haha!! enjoy siguro ang mundo ko.
haha, sayo na lang si andre!
joke lang.
wtf is kyeme? this is funny. had me in stitches? is andrei ur bff? lolz! i love his train of thot. donkeys and elephants. i’ll remember that. lolz!
BFF? hahaha. Nah. Not really. We’re more like best sisters. Joke lang.
grabe.. iba naiisipi ko sa kyeme!haha..
ang kyeme ng inyong usapang kyeme! :]]
haha, andumi kasi ng isip mo. iinom lang ang kyeme sa kontekstong iyon.
hahahaha! this post is so hilarious! hahaha! esp. this line–I meant the two of us coz… *isip ng palusot* Coz… Coz… Coz you’re already a part of me.
hahaha! baka madevelop ka na kay andre
peace out!
no. hindi pede. hindi talo. haha
Haha panalo!
nakakaaliw naman si andre.
Naalala ko yang kyeme na yan palaging sinasabi sa akin ng ex kyeme ko sa upd. LOL
aba aba, yung ex-kyeme mo ha, kyeme lang. baka naman si andre yung ex-kyeme mo? hahaha
Haha. Naku, malabo. Yung kyeme ko kyeme ng prof. Haha
interesting… there are a lot of Filipino words that have evolved.. marami na bukod sa kyeme. pero nakapagtataka talaga na nagkakaintindihan ang henerasyon ngayon sa mga salitang ito…
yeah. like CHORVAH, CHEVER, etc
and JIBA!…
i learned it back here in uplb..
haha.. .JIBA talaga si andre. haha
hi yoshke, in fairness naman, nakakapagaral na ulit ako (yes, ulit????) ..
and thanks ulet sa pagbisita ng aking simpleng (ehem) blog.
Taga-UPLB ka din, Noah? Huwat? Bakit hindi ko alam ung jiba? Heheheh
pwede bang mahiram si andrei. joke.
Ced? Ikaw ba yan? Hahahaha
Andre: Where is Frances now?
Yoshke: She said she’s taking care of her cat somewhere.
Andre: I feel betrayed! BETRAAAYED! She dumped me for her “pest.” (pause) I meant “pets.”
I threw him a Mark-of-Ugly-Betty look.
Andre: What? I’M DYSLEXIC!!!
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Ngayon ko lang to napansin. I love it. LOL
gusto ko rin makilala si andre.. hehehe
love the elephant republicans!