Office Distractions
Thursday February 19, 2009 11:07 | 1,659 views
ACCUSING DISTRACTION
Tuesday morning. Esan, a brand new co-worker, excitedly told me about someone she used to work with.
Esan: Yoshke! I’d introduce someone to you! You’ll like him. He’s hot and a real gentleman! His name is ^&%##.
Yoshke: Esan, I’m already seeing someone. I’m a one-man man. I’m one loyal, trustworthy guy.
Esan: Wushooo…
Yoshke: Ano namang tingin mo saken? MALANDI?
Everyone in the office, who, apparently, was listening: OO!
Hala. Sabay-sabay pa.
Singit pa nung isa, “At feeling mo HINDE?” Haha.
Henaku. Hindi naman talaga…
REPEATING DISTRACTION
One boring afternoon at the office.
Yoshke: If I tell you that I can sketch and paint, will you believe me?
Emcy: Yeah.
Yoshke: Eeeeeh. You shouldn’t have said “yes.” I wanted you to say “no.” Then I’d tell you “Yes, I can!”
Emcy: Hahaha.
Yoshke: Hmmm. I hate you! It didn’t go the way I wanted it to. So we’re gonna do it again!
Emcy: Haha. Okay.
Yoshke: Emcy, If I tell you that I can sketch and paint, will you believe me?
Emcy: No.
Yoshke: Yes, I can!
Parang tanga lang kami.
CONFUSING DISTRACTION
Yoshke: Emcy, pabili naman ako ng cupped noodles (or cup noodles?). Nissin ha, Nissin. Seafood flavor. Nissin ha! NISSIN!
Emcy: Ah sige, anong noodles? Lucky Me Supreme?
Anong mahirap intindihin sa sinabi ko. Sabihin nyo saken. Anooo?!?!?!
SMELLY DISTRACTION
Wednesday afternoon. Well, Mimay isn’t my officemate. She’s a college friend who is now based in San Diego, California. But she still manages to give my third-world life a little shake occasionally over Yahoo! Messenger. One time, I was busy killing myself with marketing stuff…
Mimay: Help meeee! I need a pop song that’s bagay sa aking bowsez.
Yoshke: Mariah’s We Belong Together.
Mimay: Bakla, hindi ko kaya yun.
Yoshke: Kaya mo yan. (Ano ba naman ang mamatay ka sa kapipilit abutin yung last chorus?)
Mimay: Hindi ko kaya yun! Tsaka kelangan pop na pop. As in pop. And i know nothing about poop
Mimay: *pop
Mimay: not poop
Mimay: hahahahaha
Mimay: I know a lot about poop
Mimay: hahahahah
Yoshke: Wahaha. Tawang-tawa ako, tangena ka, ibo-blog kita.
Kaya ayan, binlog ko sya.
SUICIDE-INDUCING DISTRACTION
Night out with the clients at Red Box GreenBelt 3. While someone from the clients was ruining a perfectly ruined song singing Abba‘s Chiquitita. I know the song is about moving on, supposed to be encouraging, uplifting. But methinks the record is rubbish. Bleeeh.
Yoshke: Abba pala ang kumanta nyan?!
Kat: Oo naman.
Yoshke: Seryoso? Kaya pala mataas ang suicide rate sa Sweden eh!
SWAGGERING DISTRACTION
I’ve just noticed a Grade School friend’s status message on Yahoo! Messenger.
Everyone is invited to my birthday party in Ancona, Italy.
Tangenamu rin.
THE BEST DISTRACTION OF ALL
Yesterday. A YM conversation with someone who likes to call himself “Shy Guy.”
Shy Guy: Nakakainis ka
Shy Guy: Naiinis ako sa yo
Yoshke: HALA
Yoshke: Bakit na naman?
Yoshke: 
Yoshke: Andyan ka pa?
Shy Guy: Naiinis ako sa yo
Shy Guy: NAKAKAINIS KA!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Yoshke: Bakit nga kasi?
Yoshke: Sabihin mo kasi kung bakit.
Shy Guy: Kasi mahal na yata kita
Ayun, nakangiti ako sa office buong araw. Kinikilig lang. If all distractions are like this one, BRING IT ON! Distract me anytime. Haha. 
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geek
hahaha pamatay yung last distraction….
Yoshke
wahehehehe. hindi naman.
gilbert
yun huli lang naman talaga gusto mo iparating eh.. pinapahaba mo pa yung post…
lolz ;p
odin
i thought so too…malandi ka nga siguro
Yoshke
GILBERT, uy hindi aaaaah. actually, kahapon ko lang dinagdag yung huli kasi kahapon lang sya nangyari eh matagal ko nang na-draft yung entry na ‘to.
ODIN, hindi ako malandi! NO! NO! haha
andreEeEe
I think magkakasundo kami ng officemates mo…
Yoshke
FEELING KO RIN.
VinS
Ang daming distractions! haha, no wonder you’re not that bored.
Yoshke
Not bored aright. Not bored at all.
Kahit walang distractions, not bored. TAMBAK ang trabaho.
jake
grabe ang bilis mo naman mkahanap ng kapalit. hahaha
Yoshke
uy ano baaa, hindi naman kami ni Shy Guy! So technically, hindi sya kapalit!
jake
pero papunta na dun. hahaha idol na kta
Kevin
I agree with Jake. Parang ganun na din un.
Yoshke
Magkaiba yun!
Kevin
Oo nga. Pero papunta na un dun, unless hindi mo type si Shy Guy. Or minsan kahit hindi, mafo-fall ka pag “masigasig” siya nang bonggang-bongga. Trust me. Been there. LOL
VinS
Malay mo maging kayo? lakas ng loob ni Shy Guy para sabihin yun,
Yoshke
I doubt it. Andami nya kasing issues eh. Andaming arte sa buhay. =))
VinS
anong issues? parang andami naman ata?
Yoshke
isa lang naman. kumplikado lang.
VinS
Goodluck na lang sa kanya,
Yoshke
Good luck din saken.
VinS
Ano ng balita kay Shy Guy?
Yoshke
Ayun, mahal na mahal ko. Haha.
WTF? =))
andreEeEe
Ahem… Ahem…
but i don’t want somebody…
who’s loving everybody…
i need a shy guy…
he’s the kind of guy…
who’ll always be mine…
oh lord have mercy mercy mercy…
=P
Yoshke
GAGU! hahaha. Happy Birthday sa Saturday, Andre!!!
dust
the last distraction…maybe that should be the only one you ought to post. haha! ayee…one man ka ba talaga yoshke? or tama ung mga officemate mo. haha! in denial ka lang na malandi ka. “shy guy” haha!
have a good yoshke, your blog is a very good kind of distraction after a long day.
Yoshke
Hindi… matagal ko na nasulat ‘tong post na ‘to. Kahapon lang nangyari yung last distraction, dinagdag ko na lang.
Good day din, Dust!
ron
hahahaha! sagutin mo na yung shy guy na yun! hahaha!
i love reading your posts! MORE!
Yoshke
Wahaha. Parang sya nga dapat yung sumagot saken! WTF. hahaha
Thanks Ron.
Jinjiruks Ikari
sya ba ang “seeing someone” thing sa usapan niyo kanina.. malakas talaga charisma mo yoshke.. NAKAKAINIS KA!!
Yoshke
yep. sya yung tinutukoy ko sa first distraction.
Hindi siguro. Rare phenomenon lang yan.
Wag mong sabihing mahal mo rin ako. JOKE LANG. Haha.
andsbru
haha parang tanga lang! XD
distraction ba talaga yung sa huli? hehe.
Yoshke
oo, ditraction pa rin yun. Distracted na distracted nga ako eh. Chika lang. haha
Jinjiruks Ikari
haha! in love ako sa mga post mo kasi it lightens me up.
buti na lang hindi shyboi ang name nung kausap mo kundi kakausapin ko siya right now..
and then again..
NAKAKAINIS KA!!
Yoshke
oo na, nakakainis na ako. WTF. haha
ertLing
parang gusto ko din nung last distraction! haha! oh wait.. teka, no! wag na lang muna pala! haha! (‘should be careful what i wish for… nyikes!)
ruff
pang MMK yung last distraction ha?
Yoshke
Haha. Hindi naman siguro. Hanggang Your Song lang.
deejay
LOL at “Tangenamu rin.”
waah! gusto ko ring may mainis sa akin…
Yoshke
WAG KA MAG-ALALA, sa concept ng blog mo, dadami ang maiinis sayo. Mga fans nung mga artista. =))
meow
hmmm… accusing – best distraction of all!!! jowk! wag na inggit, dyan naman na si shy guy. maybe he’s a shy guy no more. dive in anak!
Yoshke
MEOW, haha, laugh trip kaaa. Na-miss kita ditoooo.
ced
ahahaha, yan pala ginagawa mo! distract kita minsan ah!?! hehehe
sana biniro mo ung magcecelebrate sa Ancona, Italy. mag-RSVP ka kamu. hehehe
uy bday ni andreee, is that your friend andree? happy bday! heehe
Yoshke
Ikaw ha, interesado ka talaga ke Andre!! Wahaha. LOVE TEAM!
Honga, dapat nga nagRSVP ako para maloka sya. haha
ced
ahahaha.
oks kasi sigurong maging kaibigan yang si andree kaya ako natutuwa sa kanya. kaw ah! hehehe
hahaha, oo nga, afford mo naman pamasahe papunta dun e. hehe
Yoshke
afford? HINDI SIGURO. hahaha
Bryan Karl
Whoa, the last one — very distracting.
Yoshke
true, in fact, until now, i am still very very distracted. haha
noah
haha.
tamang distraction lang sa windang kung buhay..
nakakaloka yung first and last distractions..
hmm…i think i want a SHY GUY na kaYM.haha.
“nakakainis ka yoshke”.
hahaha
herbs
malandi
Yoshke
HINDI TOTOO YAN! haha
jehzlau
” Yoshke: Emcy, If I tell you that I can sketch and paint, will you believe me?
Emcy: No.
Yoshke: Yes, I can! ”
Bwahahaha! oo nga parang tanga
Yoshke
OO NA NGA. Haha. Hindi pa ba enough na ako na yung pumuna?
geek
hi yosh….
yun lang..hehehe
Yoshke
hi geek…
yun lang… hehehe
gaya-gaya lang ako.
geek
enjoy the weekend, yosh….
Yoshke
ikaw din.
Will
Haha. Yoshke. I wish u worked in my office.
But then if you did, you’d probably distract me and I wouldn’t get any work done. Have a great weekend!
Yoshke
I doubt you understood the post fully. (Make that ‘I’m sure’, haha) Next time, I’l translate em.
Mugen
Ang saya namang mga distractions niyan. At andami pa ha. Madalas eh si El Tigre lang ang distraction ko sa YM. Lol.
Lahat serious na usapan. Hehehe.
Yoshke
Joms, salamat talaga sa pagpunta sa Friday. It was really nice to finally meet you. haha
jeniffer
haha, your officemates are funny.. I mean the whole thing that happen there is funny.. I really don’t take it that seriously.. parang its all joke and break time conversation.. cute
Yoshke
Maybe it’s just me.
JOKE LANG.
haha. My officemates are a happy bunch, yes! Rowdy, in fact.
gravity
wooooh! bring it on! makamandag ka talaga! winner! haha =)
Yoshke
Hindi siguro. haha
Elyong
Ang saya saya naman ng mga distractions mo… according to them, you attract the same, so siguro masaya ka rin na tao… at masayang kasama.. hehehe
Yoshke
Masayang tao, oo naman. Masayang kasama, ewan ko rin. haha
Jeyns
Hello! I had fun reading your blogs! And I really though your real name is Yoshke..Care giving me a hint on your real name?
Yoshke
hint?
hmm… i actually posted an entire entry about my name(s). just search this blog.
Jeyns
*thought
Kevin
Punta ka sa About. Haha
geek
hi yosh…hope you had a great weekend….
Yoshke
i did, thank you very much…
Samjuan
Nissin cup- nudols seafood flavor din ang gusto ko! haha
Panalo lang si opismate mo
Kevin
Nudols. Luvet! LOL
Kevin
Naalala ko tuloy ung Del or Nu Del.
Fern*
Panalo ang Nissin at Lucky Me situation. Niyahaha!
Yoshke
true. nawindang ang office namin sa hirit na yan.
Babit*
hahaha. winner yung grade school classmate mo. haha.
Yoshke
^^^true. makapag-invite lang eh… haha
Vicki*
Hahaha. Malandi nga.
Yoshke
^huy, hindi ah. haha
Potografo*
haha. this is so funny!
Penny*
yo-oown naman pala.
Dohna*
uh huh. ayun naman pala E! propesyunalang distraction naman. wag ka umuwi sa batangas sa weekend!
Yoshke
uh huh. ayun naman pala E! propesyunalang distraction naman. wag ka umuwi sa batangas sa weekend!
hindi ako uuwi. haha. promise.
Winwin*
Landi mu!
Yoshke
TSE!
mitch
i love reading your blogs! nakaka-adik, hahaha! i accidentally clicked a link in fb tas napunta ko sa site mo, well……buti na lang clumsy ang kamay ko hahaha!!!
i think may papagkaaabalahan na kong gawin sa office pag lunch break
The Lady in Green Ruffles
ayy…ok lang madistract kung ganun palage si shy guy..ahaha
happy for you!