ACCUSING DISTRACTION
Tuesday morning. Esan, a brand new co-worker, excitedly told me about someone she used to work with.
Esan: Yoshke! I’d introduce someone to you! You’ll like him. He’s hot and a real gentleman! His name is ^&%##.
Yoshke: Esan, I’m already seeing someone. I’m a one-man man. I’m one loyal, trustworthy guy.
Esan: Wushooo…
Yoshke: Ano namang tingin mo saken? MALANDI?
Everyone in the office, who, apparently, was listening: OO!
Hala. Sabay-sabay pa.
Singit pa nung isa, “At feeling mo HINDE?” Haha.
Henaku. Hindi naman talaga…
REPEATING DISTRACTION
One boring afternoon at the office.
Yoshke: If I tell you that I can sketch and paint, will you believe me?
Emcy: Yeah.
Yoshke: Eeeeeh. You shouldn’t have said “yes.” I wanted you to say “no.” Then I’d tell you “Yes, I can!”
Emcy: Hahaha.
Yoshke: Hmmm. I hate you! It didn’t go the way I wanted it to. So we’re gonna do it again!
Emcy: Haha. Okay.
Yoshke: Emcy, If I tell you that I can sketch and paint, will you believe me?
Emcy: No.
Yoshke: Yes, I can!
Parang tanga lang kami.
CONFUSING DISTRACTION
Yoshke: Emcy, pabili naman ako ng cupped noodles (or cup noodles?). Nissin ha, Nissin. Seafood flavor. Nissin ha! NISSIN!
Emcy: Ah sige, anong noodles? Lucky Me Supreme?
Anong mahirap intindihin sa sinabi ko. Sabihin nyo saken. Anooo?!?!?!
SMELLY DISTRACTION
Wednesday afternoon. Well, Mimay isn’t my officemate. She’s a college friend who is now based in San Diego, California. But she still manages to give my third-world life a little shake occasionally over Yahoo! Messenger. One time, I was busy killing myself with marketing stuff…
Mimay: Help meeee! I need a pop song that’s bagay sa aking bowsez.
Yoshke: Mariah’s We Belong Together.
Mimay: Bakla, hindi ko kaya yun.
Yoshke: Kaya mo yan. (Ano ba naman ang mamatay ka sa kapipilit abutin yung last chorus?)
Mimay: Hindi ko kaya yun! Tsaka kelangan pop na pop. As in pop. And i know nothing about poop
Mimay: *pop
Mimay: not poop
Mimay: hahahahaha
Mimay: I know a lot about poop
Mimay: hahahahah
Yoshke: Wahaha. Tawang-tawa ako, tangena ka, ibo-blog kita.
Kaya ayan, binlog ko sya.
SUICIDE-INDUCING DISTRACTION
Night out with the clients at Red Box GreenBelt 3. While someone from the clients was ruining a perfectly ruined song singing Abba‘s Chiquitita. I know the song is about moving on, supposed to be encouraging, uplifting. But methinks the record is rubbish. Bleeeh.
Yoshke: Abba pala ang kumanta nyan?!
Kat: Oo naman.
Yoshke: Seryoso? Kaya pala mataas ang suicide rate sa Sweden eh!
SWAGGERING DISTRACTION
I’ve just noticed a Grade School friend’s status message on Yahoo! Messenger.
Everyone is invited to my birthday party in Ancona, Italy.
Tangenamu rin.
THE BEST DISTRACTION OF ALL
Yesterday. A YM conversation with someone who likes to call himself “Shy Guy.”
Shy Guy: Nakakainis ka
Shy Guy: Naiinis ako sa yo
Yoshke: HALA
Yoshke: Bakit na naman?
Yoshke: 
Yoshke: Andyan ka pa?
Shy Guy: Naiinis ako sa yo
Shy Guy: NAKAKAINIS KA!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
Yoshke: Bakit nga kasi?
Yoshke: Sabihin mo kasi kung bakit.
Shy Guy: Kasi mahal na yata kita
Ayun, nakangiti ako sa office buong araw. Kinikilig lang. If all distractions are like this one, BRING IT ON! Distract me anytime. Haha. 
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hahaha pamatay yung last distraction….
wahehehehe. hindi naman.
yun huli lang naman talaga gusto mo iparating eh.. pinapahaba mo pa yung post…
lolz ;p
i thought so too…malandi ka nga siguro
GILBERT, uy hindi aaaaah. actually, kahapon ko lang dinagdag yung huli kasi kahapon lang sya nangyari eh matagal ko nang na-draft yung entry na ‘to.
ODIN, hindi ako malandi! NO! NO! haha
I think magkakasundo kami ng officemates mo…
FEELING KO RIN.
Ang daming distractions! haha, no wonder you’re not that bored.
Not bored aright. Not bored at all.
Kahit walang distractions, not bored. TAMBAK ang trabaho.
grabe ang bilis mo naman mkahanap ng kapalit. hahaha
uy ano baaa, hindi naman kami ni Shy Guy! So technically, hindi sya kapalit!
pero papunta na dun. hahaha idol na kta
I agree with Jake. Parang ganun na din un.
Magkaiba yun!
Oo nga. Pero papunta na un dun, unless hindi mo type si Shy Guy. Or minsan kahit hindi, mafo-fall ka pag “masigasig” siya nang bonggang-bongga. Trust me. Been there. LOL
Malay mo maging kayo? lakas ng loob ni Shy Guy para sabihin yun,
I doubt it. Andami nya kasing issues eh. Andaming arte sa buhay. =))
anong issues? parang andami naman ata?
isa lang naman. kumplikado lang.
Goodluck na lang sa kanya,
Good luck din saken.
Ano ng balita kay Shy Guy?
Ayun, mahal na mahal ko. Haha.
WTF? =))
Ahem… Ahem…
but i don’t want somebody…
who’s loving everybody…
i need a shy guy…
he’s the kind of guy…
who’ll always be mine…
oh lord have mercy mercy mercy…
=P
GAGU! hahaha. Happy Birthday sa Saturday, Andre!!!
the last distraction…maybe that should be the only one you ought to post. haha! ayee…one man ka ba talaga yoshke? or tama ung mga officemate mo. haha! in denial ka lang na malandi ka. “shy guy” haha!
have a good yoshke, your blog is a very good kind of distraction after a long day.
Hindi… matagal ko na nasulat ‘tong post na ‘to. Kahapon lang nangyari yung last distraction, dinagdag ko na lang.
Good day din, Dust!
hahahaha! sagutin mo na yung shy guy na yun! hahaha!
i love reading your posts! MORE!
Wahaha. Parang sya nga dapat yung sumagot saken! WTF. hahaha
Thanks Ron.
sya ba ang “seeing someone” thing sa usapan niyo kanina.. malakas talaga charisma mo yoshke.. NAKAKAINIS KA!!
yep. sya yung tinutukoy ko sa first distraction.
Hindi siguro. Rare phenomenon lang yan.
Wag mong sabihing mahal mo rin ako. JOKE LANG. Haha.
haha parang tanga lang! XD
distraction ba talaga yung sa huli? hehe.
oo, ditraction pa rin yun. Distracted na distracted nga ako eh. Chika lang. haha
haha! in love ako sa mga post mo kasi it lightens me up.
buti na lang hindi shyboi ang name nung kausap mo kundi kakausapin ko siya right now..
and then again..
NAKAKAINIS KA!!
oo na, nakakainis na ako. WTF. haha
parang gusto ko din nung last distraction! haha! oh wait.. teka, no! wag na lang muna pala! haha! (‘should be careful what i wish for… nyikes!)
pang MMK yung last distraction ha?
Haha. Hindi naman siguro. Hanggang Your Song lang.
LOL at “Tangenamu rin.”
waah! gusto ko ring may mainis sa akin…
WAG KA MAG-ALALA, sa concept ng blog mo, dadami ang maiinis sayo. Mga fans nung mga artista. =))
hmmm… accusing – best distraction of all!!! jowk! wag na inggit, dyan naman na si shy guy. maybe he’s a shy guy no more. dive in anak!
MEOW, haha, laugh trip kaaa. Na-miss kita ditoooo.
ahahaha, yan pala ginagawa mo! distract kita minsan ah!?! hehehe
sana biniro mo ung magcecelebrate sa Ancona, Italy. mag-RSVP ka kamu. hehehe
uy bday ni andreee, is that your friend andree? happy bday! heehe
Ikaw ha, interesado ka talaga ke Andre!! Wahaha. LOVE TEAM!
Honga, dapat nga nagRSVP ako para maloka sya. haha
ahahaha.
oks kasi sigurong maging kaibigan yang si andree kaya ako natutuwa sa kanya. kaw ah! hehehe
hahaha, oo nga, afford mo naman pamasahe papunta dun e. hehe
afford? HINDI SIGURO. hahaha
Whoa, the last one — very distracting.
true, in fact, until now, i am still very very distracted. haha
haha.
tamang distraction lang sa windang kung buhay..
nakakaloka yung first and last distractions..
hmm…i think i want a SHY GUY na kaYM.haha.
“nakakainis ka yoshke”.
hahaha
malandi
HINDI TOTOO YAN! haha
” Yoshke: Emcy, If I tell you that I can sketch and paint, will you believe me?
Emcy: No.
Yoshke: Yes, I can! ”
Bwahahaha! oo nga parang tanga
OO NA NGA. Haha. Hindi pa ba enough na ako na yung pumuna?
hi yosh….
yun lang..hehehe
hi geek…
yun lang… hehehe
gaya-gaya lang ako.
enjoy the weekend, yosh….
ikaw din.
Haha. Yoshke. I wish u worked in my office.
But then if you did, you’d probably distract me and I wouldn’t get any work done. Have a great weekend!
I doubt you understood the post fully. (Make that ‘I’m sure’, haha) Next time, I’l translate em.
Ang saya namang mga distractions niyan. At andami pa ha. Madalas eh si El Tigre lang ang distraction ko sa YM. Lol.
Lahat serious na usapan. Hehehe.
Joms, salamat talaga sa pagpunta sa Friday. It was really nice to finally meet you. haha
haha, your officemates are funny.. I mean the whole thing that happen there is funny.. I really don’t take it that seriously.. parang its all joke and break time conversation.. cute
Maybe it’s just me.
JOKE LANG.
haha. My officemates are a happy bunch, yes! Rowdy, in fact.
wooooh! bring it on! makamandag ka talaga! winner! haha =)
Hindi siguro. haha
Ang saya saya naman ng mga distractions mo… according to them, you attract the same, so siguro masaya ka rin na tao… at masayang kasama.. hehehe
Masayang tao, oo naman. Masayang kasama, ewan ko rin. haha
Hello! I had fun reading your blogs! And I really though your real name is Yoshke..Care giving me a hint on your real name?
hint?
hmm… i actually posted an entire entry about my name(s). just search this blog.
*thought
Punta ka sa About. Haha
hi yosh…hope you had a great weekend….
i did, thank you very much…
Nissin cup- nudols seafood flavor din ang gusto ko! haha
Panalo lang si opismate mo
Nudols. Luvet! LOL
Naalala ko tuloy ung Del or Nu Del.
Panalo ang Nissin at Lucky Me situation. Niyahaha!
true. nawindang ang office namin sa hirit na yan.
hahaha. winner yung grade school classmate mo. haha.
^^^true. makapag-invite lang eh… haha
Hahaha. Malandi nga.
^huy, hindi ah. haha
haha. this is so funny!
yo-oown naman pala.
uh huh. ayun naman pala E! propesyunalang distraction naman. wag ka umuwi sa batangas sa weekend!
uh huh. ayun naman pala E! propesyunalang distraction naman. wag ka umuwi sa batangas sa weekend!
hindi ako uuwi. haha. promise.
Landi mu!
TSE!
i love reading your blogs! nakaka-adik, hahaha! i accidentally clicked a link in fb tas napunta ko sa site mo, well……buti na lang clumsy ang kamay ko hahaha!!!
i think may papagkaaabalahan na kong gawin sa office pag lunch break
ayy…ok lang madistract kung ganun palage si shy guy..ahaha
happy for you!