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Feb 27,2009
Feb 27,2009
I’m sharing an apartment with two college friends: Glenn — straight, artistic, weird man; and Frances — asexual, artistic, weird woman. Living with them is like living with, well, weird people. But I loove ‘em both. Hehe. I love ‘em both coz I seldom see them. Wahaha. Kidding.
And since we don’t regularly see one another, what have become our major means of communication are the ever-reliable post-it notes.
A couple o’ weeks ago. On the kitchen corkboard.
And because my room’s doorknob was jammed. The other night. On the door.
Wehehehehe.
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On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviors.
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LOL at ‘MEN’ At Work, at sino naman yan!!? haha
wahahaha. yun lang.
Nagbabaon siguro ng tubo ng MWSS…
drilling? wahahahahaha.
thats is so kinky yoshke! haha landi mo!
i’ve been hearing the word “kinky” lately… haha
yoshke, you have to explain the “do not enter, men at work”
baka construction site! don’t forget your hardhat! get protected!
pilyong bata! hahahaha!
yeah yeah yeah…
hardhat FTW.
hmm…am sure they worked overtime….
hahaha! i can’t have a room with a broken lock! hehehe!
i’d really like to meet artistic people.
keep safe
How many men are at work? hahahaha!!!
2 lang! haha. bawal na pag may dumagdag.
natawa ako. cool
how come i don’t seem to be seeing the same post as those who made comments? i don’t see the “men at work” reference at all.
something wrong with my browser maybe? *scratches head*
here’s all i’m seeing:
“I’m sharing an apartment with two college friends: Glenn — straight, artistic, weird man; and Frances — asexual, artistic, weird woman. Living with them is like living with, well, weird people. But I loove ‘em both. Hehe. I love ‘em both coz I seldom see them. Wahaha. Kidding.
And since we don’t regularly see one another, what have become our major means of communication are the ever-reliable post-it notes.
A couple o’ weeks ago. On the kitchen corkboard.
And because my room’s doorknob was jammed. The other night. On the door.
Wehehehehe.”
oooh. there are pics posted, deejay!!!! haha
i finally see them!
now i know what it feels to be the last one to get the joke.
mukhang andaming naintriga sa “men at work.” very provocative. wehehe.
wahahaha. it’s my fault, masyado malaking files yung pics na una ko inupload so baka hindi nagload kagad. pinalitan ko na…
anlakas mo saken deejay ha.
i miss the dorm!!!!!!!! we used the same means of communication pag tulogan na, o pag wala ang iba
“ROOMIE, WAKE ME UP AT 6..or else..”
“TIRHAN MO KO NG PAGKAIN”
“PLEASE LOCK THE DOOR”
“NO SMOKING”
“CLEAN THE TOILET”
—-
THINGS NEEDED:
5. love
. haha
i miss the dorm!!!!!!!! we used the same means of communication pag tulogan na, o pag wala ang iba
“ROOMIE, WAKE ME UP AT 6..or else..”
“TIRHAN MO KO NG PAGKAIN”
“PLEASE LOCK THE DOOR”
“NO SMOKING”
“CLEAN THE TOILET”
—-
THINGS NEEDED:
5. love
. haha
yung nagsulat nung “Love” ay si Frances, yung housemate ko.
hala!!! men at work tapos na ba?baka pwede na pumasok lol oi ung number 5 gusto ko un LOVE
hindi pa tapos. it’s a weekly thing.
what are the men working on? sounds to me like its not the jammed doorknob haha
it’s a knob aright. but not the doorknob.
Panalo ang pangangailangan ng LOVE! Hehe
don’t we all need lurv…?
MEN AT WORK…. hmmmm to me that sounds more inviting and id probably enter LOL
bawal, may limit yung capacity eh… haha.
haha.
MEN AT WORK.
=)
hilarious post! nakakacurious tuloy sumilip. hehe joke! =p
bawal sumilip!
and what exactly are you working on at that time? i’m thinking something naughty. lolz!
p.s. finally blogged about the pixlink event. i’m supposed to write it in english but i thought it would sound so boring. so yes, i settled for the lio loco-signatured maangas kanto-speak yet again. lolz!
drilling daw sabi ni Niel!
LOL@MEN AT WORK.
ako naman may nilagay din sa pinto ng room ko: “WELCOME: Feel Free To Browse”
kasama ka ba sa pedeng ibrowse? haha
lolness.. haha. natawa ako dun.. MEN AT WORK.. sana makasama rin ako sa TRABAHO na iyan pang sideline.
haha, kelangan magapply!
MEN AT WORK
-hmm. i PERFECTLY understand. hahahahahaha. im zipping my mouth now. =P
shuddup drey. haha
you should make paalam when posting my post it notes. chos. it’s bi not a.
i believe it’s a not bi. haha, chika lang!
si dimen talaga oh. tsk tsk.
o ano na naman carsula? haha
Hahahaha! =P
Frances — asexual, artistic, weird woman.
Bwahahahahahaha.:))
Parang alam ko kung para saan ang Air Spray, Tissue at Rags. Wootwooo! Hahaha.
SI FRANCES ANG NAGPOST NUNG things needed NA NOTE ‘NO! HINDI AKO. haha
I lovet @winwin. Hahahaha!
kung magsalita, parang hindi ka rin weird. haha.
HINDI NGA! haha
hahaha. panalo.