Because updating Twitter and Plurk every whatever hour is too grueling a task for me (yeah, I’m lazy like that), why not deliver updates all at once every week? Wahaha.
February na! Birthday season. Hahaay. Most of my friends are Februarians. And as I said before, unlike January which I have a love-hate relationship with, February is ALWAYS kind to me. And I know this year ain’t gonna be different.
Kelly Clarkson is baaaaack! Although I actually think that My Life Would Suck Without You isn’t one of her best singles, I’m just ecstatic she’s back on top, making history. Hihi. She now holds the record for Billboard’s greatest jump formerly clung under Britney’s belt. Eat that, Britney! (Kidding! I love Britney Spears, too.) Also, she’s the first American Idol to score two Billboard Number 1’s. I’m soooo happy for her. She’s my fave Idol ever. And Carrie Underwood. And David Cook… Aright. I have many fave Idols ever.
I’m loving I Hate This Part by The Pussycat Dolls. Lovet. I gotta do eeeet… I gotta do eeeet… I gotta do eeeeeeeet…
I’ve just found out that Boyce Avenue is coming to Manila. Somebody slap me now! I just can’t help getting giddy this early. They will be performing in the following: February 12 – SM Cebu, 6 PM February 13 – SM Mall of Asia, 7 PM February 14 – SM North Edsa, 5 pm February 15 – SM Megamall, 7:30 PM
I’ve been in love with them since like the Cretaceous Period! I remember the time when their youtube pages had only a few views. Now, they’re getting bigger and more popular. I’m happy for them.
I was at Red Box in Greenbelt 3 last Friday night with clients. And it dawned on me that boy band songs love me. I don’t know what he does to make you cry. But I’ll be there to make you smile…
I’ve finally seenThe Reader. I’m sorrySlumdog Millionaire, The Reader just stole my heart from you. Oscar Best Picture? The Reader for the win. (Kate Winslet is love.) I’ll be posting my Oscar predictions and the second part of my Movie Rundown: Oscar Contenders post soon. I just need to see Frost/Nixon.
Amanda Tanen of Ugly Betty is the apple of my eyes right now. But no, I’m not going straight. She’s more like my role model. My answer to the question: Whom do you want to be like when you grow up? Wahaha.
I keep on finding myself in Trinoma lately. Actually, I don’t feel like going out lately. But I have to. Meetings. Groceries. My usual tambayan is at Dairy Queen in Glorietta 4. But Trinoma has been attracting me gravitationally. But it’s aright, Trinoma is my fave mall after all.
I didn’t realize there’s actually a Froyo (Frozen Yogurt) place near my place. Yogurbud! Waaah. I know they have branches at SM Megamall and The Podium but I didn’t know there’s also one along Tomas Morato. Yaaaaay! Someone’s gonna be a regular!
I’m buying a fridge. Yay. Finally, I can store as much yogurt as I want. And ice cream. And milk. And salad…
Andre spent the weekend at my apartment again. So yes, there’ll be a Weekend with Andre Part 2.
I was WTF-ing and WTF-ing when I read this report: A Filipino machine operator was reportedly sacked by an engineering firm in Australia allegedly for his toilet habits. A Townsville Bulletin report posted on news.com.au said Amador Bernabe, 43, a Filipino machine operator was kicked out of his job by the Townsville Engineering Industries (TEI) for using water, instead of toilet paper, to clean himself during toilet visits. (abs-cbnnews.com)
Dear God, why is it sooo hard to quit smoking! Give me the determination to expel nicotine from my body.
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“I was WTF-ing and WTF-ing when I read this report: A Filipino machine operator was reportedly sacked by an engineering firm in Australia allegedly for his toilet habits. A Townsville Bulletin report posted on news.com.au said Amador Bernabe, 43, a Filipino machine operator was kicked out of his job by the Townsville Engineering Industries (TEI) for using water, instead of toilet paper, to clean himself during toilet visits. (abs-cbnnews.com)”
Excuse meh?! FTI (For Their Information, hehe) it’s MUCH more hygienic to use water AND soap than toilet paper. Aside from that, toilet papers can be contaminated and, yuck I know, you don’t know what you might get when you constantly use it. Basta. OA. Grabe pa rin talaga discrimination sa Australia. Tsk. Tsk.
Frozen Yogurt? You’re in Trinoma last Saturday, right? Maybe next time you can try Red Mango’s frozen yogurt, original or green tea (the best!) with your favorite fruit toppings, oh! plus their Banana Waffle! arg! kakagutom! (para tuloy nagsales talk, haha)
grabe naman the case of the OFW who got sacked in Au.. hrmm.. pero ewan ko ha, i’m thinking maybe there’s a deeper reason for the termination.. baka ginawang dahilan na lang yung toilet habits… aruuu.. pero sabi sa report, mejo dugyot daw yung pinoy? anu ba yun.. na-exaggerate na lang ata.. grabe..
oh well, kung discrimination tlaga yun eh, leche.. si obama na nga presidente ng amerika, may discrimination pa din? sheeesh ha.. lawakan ang utak..
Haha. Mr. Yoshke, if you say that “The Reader” stole your heart from Slumdog, then I gotta check out this movie this weekend. We shall see about your observation. And I like Amanda too, she’s flaky but at the same time has some heart and the little stuff she knows, she gots it down. Haha. My fridge is stocked with yogurt too. Oh! And I’m glad I’m not the only one who is trying to quit smoking. I mess up on the weekends and end up throwing a whole pack away come Sunday. So hard, but I know I can do it. I only smoke when I go clubbin’. Hahahaha. Fun times!
On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviors.
Fifteen years from now, he will make history as the youngest ambassador to the United Nations.
And no, Yoshke isn't his real name. Go figure. [ READ MORE ]
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> a hoodie
> another hoodie
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> a pair of Vans
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> a cardigan
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> more yogurt, yogurt, yogurt
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“I was WTF-ing and WTF-ing when I read this report: A Filipino machine operator was reportedly sacked by an engineering firm in Australia allegedly for his toilet habits. A Townsville Bulletin report posted on news.com.au said Amador Bernabe, 43, a Filipino machine operator was kicked out of his job by the Townsville Engineering Industries (TEI) for using water, instead of toilet paper, to clean himself during toilet visits. (abs-cbnnews.com)”
Excuse meh?! FTI (For Their Information, hehe) it’s MUCH more hygienic to use water AND soap than toilet paper. Aside from that, toilet papers can be contaminated and, yuck I know, you don’t know what you might get when you constantly use it. Basta. OA. Grabe pa rin talaga discrimination sa Australia. Tsk. Tsk.
trew, sabi nga nila, sobrang tindi pa rin ng discrimination sa land down under. hmmmm.
Frozen Yogurt? You’re in Trinoma last Saturday, right? Maybe next time you can try Red Mango’s frozen yogurt, original or green tea (the best!) with your favorite fruit toppings, oh! plus their Banana Waffle! arg! kakagutom! (para tuloy nagsales talk, haha)
like I told you that Saturday, I dunno where Red Mango is! hahaha
Ignorant racists with no proper hygiene, eh? Di ako nagtataka na magkaroon ng ganyang balita tungkol sa Australia.
idagdag ko na rin, mabuhay tayong mga pinanganak ng Pebrero!!! apir…
ulul, March ako pinanganak.
haha
fine.. mabuhay kaming, mga pinanganak ng pebrero!!! bwahahaha
SELFISH!!! hahaha
Mabuhay ang mga pinanganak ng August!
# Amanda of Ugly Betty is the current apple of my eyes. Wahaha.
Is it really??? Hahaha.
I miss Bad Ronald.
I miss him, too. Bad Ronald stopped showing up when you left, Andre! I’m beginning to think that you are Bad Ronald!
How do you italicize a set of words? When I tried doing it, everything following the command was italicized.
lurve yoghurt!!! luv luv luvet!!!
grabe naman the case of the OFW who got sacked in Au.. hrmm.. pero ewan ko ha, i’m thinking maybe there’s a deeper reason for the termination.. baka ginawang dahilan na lang yung toilet habits… aruuu.. pero sabi sa report, mejo dugyot daw yung pinoy? anu ba yun.. na-exaggerate na lang ata.. grabe..
oh well, kung discrimination tlaga yun eh, leche.. si obama na nga presidente ng amerika, may discrimination pa din? sheeesh ha.. lawakan ang utak..
hindi ako naniniwala na burara sya kaya sya naterminate. ehehehe
If the toilet habit wasn’t the primary reason, bakit un ung pinalabas nilang balita? Bad publicity.
have u tried the yogurt sa yogurt house sa Sagada? punta dali!
never been to Sagada.
i know the fucking feeling of trying NOT to smoke but cant. its freakin’ hopeless!
yeay yogurt
aye aye. i smoked again yesterday. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
dahan dahan lng sa pagkain ng dairy. kW rin. lolobo ka nyan. hehehe. choco kiss pa rin tambayan ko. hehe
who doesn’t love amanda….
i heart her..go amanda!!!!
yeaaaah, amanda is luuuurve.
I love using dipper, I could not live without it.
Discrimination, sucks.
yeah, me, neither. Unless there’s a bidet, a dipper is a bathroom essential for me.
i laughed so hard when i first saw Amanda in UB season 2 and singing milk shake at a wedding. hehe.
nabasa ko march ka din! libre naman! haha
i read somewhere that repeort about the Pinoy getting sacked due to his nasty toilet habits. sana pinunasan nya na lang yung mga tilamsik! heheh
you want to quit smoking? nasa sayo yan! sige ka!
libre, naaaah. haha.
re amanda, i posted that scene dito sa blog ko. Tawang tawa ako dun.
go kelly! yoohoo! a great big leap for her, noting that MyDecember wasnt that successful. team kelly! yey!
hahahaha. i gotta do eeet! hahaha. i dig this song also. it’s climbing the hot 100 na rin. =)
omgee, did you just say that boyce avenue is coming overrrr! waaaaah! i’ll take note of that woooh
this post of yours made me all perky hahaha
yeaaah, baka sa MOA ako manood. Eeeeeh… ALejandro MAnzanooooo
Haha. Mr. Yoshke, if you say that “The Reader” stole your heart from Slumdog, then I gotta check out this movie this weekend. We shall see about your observation.
And I like Amanda too, she’s flaky but at the same time has some heart and the little stuff she knows, she gots it down. Haha. My fridge is stocked with yogurt too.
Oh! And I’m glad I’m not the only one who is trying to quit smoking. I mess up on the weekends and end up throwing a whole pack away come Sunday. So hard, but I know I can do it. I only smoke when I go clubbin’. Hahahaha. Fun times!
Must warn you, though, The Reader isn’t something that everyone will appreciate. Unlike Slumdog Millionaire which has a universal theme
“And as I said before, unlike January which I have a love-hate relationship with, February is ALWAYS kind to me…”
february is always cruel to me.
*emote mode*
aaaaaaw. this february’s gonna be different for you, you’ll see.
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