Tits and Toes

“Isn’t Dad enough? Isn’t Dad enough?”

Whenever I’d face God for a little conversation, this was all I could tell him. “Isn’t Dad enough?” And in between words were cries of anger and sighs of disappointment.

But now, after the successful surgery yesterday and knowing that cancer never really hit second base, my prayers are composed of two words. “Thank you.”

I already lost a parent to cancer, I won’t give up the other to the same killer. Never.

Dear cancer,

You failed to get my mother. Just her boobs. Enjoy.

We won.

Now, fuck off and stay away from my family.

Pfffffbt!

On the way to my apartment last Tuesday morning, I suddenly became the victim of a hit-and-run somewhere along Kamuning Road. It wasn’t a major accident but DAMN.

My left foot got run over by a black car. (Was I cursing in Arabic?)

My left arm was also hurt. Got a wound on my elbow.

Failed to see the plate number. It was fast. Asshole driver. The light was RED!

But I believe in Karma. And I know there’ll be damnation for the driver. I am leaving it up to St. Peep Peep, the patron saint of hit-and-run victims.

I was climbing the stairs to the North Avenue Station of MRT yesterday morning when I tripped on my toe and fell almost flat on my tummy. My face on the floor.

Cue: “Clumsy coz I’m falling in looove…” (Fergie)

But I won’t blame love really. Blame the frakkin’ driver of the frakkin’ car that ran over my frakkin’ foot.

Oh, allow me to be a bit narcissistic, answer my FriendTest. Hehehe.

And please help me do my job well. Answer the POLL question of the week on the sidebar. It’s work-related. Thank you very much.

My foot still hurts. Dammit.
*image courtesy of gannsdeen.com, risintide.org.uk

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47 Responses to Tits and Toes

  1. geek

    kiss ko na lang paa mo..hehehe

  2. ron

    nako buti paa mo lang ang nasadali…you’re still lucky to be alive..REJOICE! hehe!

    just be more careful :P

    • Yoshke

      true. at least, daplis lang. hindi ako napuruhan.

  3. VinS

    mag-ingat ka sa susunod yoshke, nasaan ba si Shy Guy!?

    • Yoshke

      nasa probinsya. kumakain ng palaka.

      • VinS

        Magsasaka ba si Shy Guy? LOL

      • Kevin

        Hhmmm. Parang may galit ang pagkakasabi mo, Yoshke ah. :-S

        • VinS

          oo nga no? kawawang shy guy, LQ ba kayo Yoshke?

        • Kevin

          Break na ata sila. Hindi pa nga ata sila, break na agad. Hehehe. Joke lang Yoshke. :-*

        • Yoshke

          Wahahaaha, ewan ko sa inyong dalawa.

          Basta ang masasabi ko lang… hindi na sya shy. :)

          At masayang-masaya ako. :)

        • VinS

          Yun naman pala eh, mahilig ka pala sa mga magsasaka

        • Yoshke

          Oo eh. Cute nya nga mag-araro ng bukid. :)

        • Kevin

          Nag-aararo siya ng bukid? Galing ba? Waw. :P

        • Yoshke

          Oo. Magaling. Sobra. Haha. Na-amaze nga ako e.

        • Kevin

          Shet. Hahahaha. :D

  4. jake

    rejoice

  5. gravity

    good for your Mom! my auntie’s currently undergoing chemo, stage2 breast cancer… =(

    nku, tama. karma na lang bahala dun sa driver na yun. wawa ka naman. have you seen a doctor?

    • Yoshke

      doctor, hindi pa. wala naman sigurong nabreak na bone or something…

  6. ced

    gusto mo ng masahe?
    sa paa? hehehe

    pinaXray mo na ba yan?

    • Yoshke

      masahe? sure.

      x-ray… eeeeeh, wag na. masakit lang naman pero hindi naman siguro malala to.

      • ced

        o sige tatawagin ko lang si inday para masahihin paa mo. hehe
        pero musta na?
        pag masakit pa din yan hanggang ngayon. patsek mo na.
        oki?
        ingats!

        • Yoshke

          Gagu ka ah! Isusumbong kita ke andre!

        • ced

          hala. bat mo ko isusumbong? hehe

        • Kevin

          Magpaka-faithful ka daw kasi kay André. Nagalit tuloy si Yoshke. Hehe

        • Yoshke

          CED, sasabihin ko inaapi mo ako.

          KEVIN, sige gatungan mo pa. haha

        • Kevin

          Hahahaha. Lovet. Hahahaha. :D

  7. dohna

    hala naman sa paa. perfect peg sa cold feet campaign natin. hahaha.
    ayus on mom thing. see, God is good. :D

    • Yoshke

      true. let’s change that to bruised feet campaign.

      yeah, God is good.

  8. benj

    wow, that gotta hurt. Great that it wasn’t that bad though.

    Try to get it checked. getting an x-ray shouldn’t that be inconvenient.

    • Yoshke

      actually, it is pretty inconvenient. Wala na ko pera and time, haha

  9. meow

    wawa aman… tama! pa x-ray ka! para sigurado! nag1st aid ka ba ng ice compress?! patingin mo na yan pag masakit pa rin!

    • Yoshke

      First aid? hmmm. hindi ko naisip yan. ehehehehehe

  10. gilbert

    well, i hope you’re doing better now… ok lang yung paa, at least you’re still alive…

    and yeah, what goes around comes around… may araw din yang mga siraulong driver na yan!!!

    • Yoshke

      trew trew. mababangga yung kotse na yun ng truck!

      my poot, my poot.

  11. Jinjiruks Ikari

    sorry ulit nde kita na greet sa bday mo. anu na kaya itsura ng paa mo ngayon. palagi kabang sa MRT-North sumasakay?

    • Yoshke

      OK lang. Nope, minsan lang ako dun sa North. :)

  12. Kevin

    Good thing your mom is now OK. I’ll be praying for her super duper fast recovery. :)

    And your foot. Hayaan mo na yan. In love ka naman. Hehehe. Buti ka pa. Waah.

    • Yoshke

      O, nagbibitch ka na naman about your lovelife Kev! haha :P

    • Kevin

      Although bitch ako (WTF?!), hindi ako nagbi-bitch about sa lovelife ko ah! Hahahaha!

  13. noah

    naku.sad to hear about your foot!

    yep, it’s a good thing to have it checked…

    sana gumaling na si FOOT.

    or ipaKISS mo kay —-. di ko kilala yung LOVELIFE mo, ba’t ganun? =p

    God is really good. :) happy for your MOm.. praying for her fast recovery!

    • Yoshke

      haha, hindi ko pa binanggit yung name nya dito sa blog. At mukhang never ko imemention.

  14. ertling

    re: ur mom.. prayers prayers prayers!

    re: ur foot, natawa ako dun ha.. ahihih… wawa naman the tire, este ur foot.. ahihi.. and the stairs thing.. hihih.. naiimagine ko..

    yeah u should have ur foot checked (malay mo may poging doc ulit) hihi..

    bakit ka naman kasi pakalat-kalat sa daan, nasasagasaan ka tuloy. and watch where ur going, kasi, kung san san kasi nakatingin.. hihi.. peace out! *huug* Vo_oV

    • Yoshke

      GAGA! Mas nagcare ka pa sa tire!!!!!!!

      I swear, it came from nowhere!

  15. Pilar

    congratulations yoshke. Go fight for your mom. that’s great news. :)

    kawawa ang foot mo. may karma, dont worry :D

  16. noah

    hi Yoshke.

    hope that your mom is doing well today! :)

    curious lang, I can’t seem top read your latest entry.

    I wonder what password is needed??

    thanks!

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