Tits and Toes

Friday March 13, 2009 14:32   |   1,486 views


“Isn’t Dad enough? Isn’t Dad enough?”

Whenever I’d face God for a little conversation, this was all I could tell him. “Isn’t Dad enough?” And in between words were cries of anger and sighs of disappointment.

But now, after the successful surgery yesterday and knowing that cancer never really hit second base, my prayers are composed of two words. “Thank you.”

I already lost a parent to cancer, I won’t give up the other to the same killer. Never.

Dear cancer,

You failed to get my mother. Just her boobs. Enjoy.

We won.

Now, fuck off and stay away from my family.

Pfffffbt!

On the way to my apartment last Tuesday morning, I suddenly became the victim of a hit-and-run somewhere along Kamuning Road. It wasn’t a major accident but DAMN.

My left foot got run over by a black car. (Was I cursing in Arabic?)

My left arm was also hurt. Got a wound on my elbow.

Failed to see the plate number. It was fast. Asshole driver. The light was RED!

But I believe in Karma. And I know there’ll be damnation for the driver. I am leaving it up to St. Peep Peep, the patron saint of hit-and-run victims.

I was climbing the stairs to the North Avenue Station of MRT yesterday morning when I tripped on my toe and fell almost flat on my tummy. My face on the floor.

Cue: “Clumsy coz I’m falling in looove…” (Fergie)

But I won’t blame love really. Blame the frakkin’ driver of the frakkin’ car that ran over my frakkin’ foot.

Oh, allow me to be a bit narcissistic, answer my FriendTest. Hehehe.

And please help me do my job well. Answer the POLL question of the week on the sidebar. It’s work-related. Thank you very much.

My foot still hurts. Dammit.
*image courtesy of gannsdeen.com, risintide.org.uk

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kiss ko na lang paa mo..hehehe




haha, may ganun? :P



 
 

ron

nako buti paa mo lang ang nasadali…you’re still lucky to be alive..REJOICE! hehe!

just be more careful :P




true. at least, daplis lang. hindi ako napuruhan.



 
 

mag-ingat ka sa susunod yoshke, nasaan ba si Shy Guy!?




nasa probinsya. kumakain ng palaka.




Magsasaka ba si Shy Guy? LOL



 

Hhmmm. Parang may galit ang pagkakasabi mo, Yoshke ah. :-S




oo nga no? kawawang shy guy, LQ ba kayo Yoshke?



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Break na ata sila. Hindi pa nga ata sila, break na agad. Hehehe. Joke lang Yoshke. :-*



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Wahahaaha, ewan ko sa inyong dalawa.

Basta ang masasabi ko lang… hindi na sya shy. :)

At masayang-masaya ako. :)



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Yun naman pala eh, mahilig ka pala sa mga magsasaka



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Oo eh. Cute nya nga mag-araro ng bukid. :)



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Nag-aararo siya ng bukid? Galing ba? Waw. :P



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Oo. Magaling. Sobra. Haha. Na-amaze nga ako e.



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Shet. Hahahaha. :D



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good for your Mom! my auntie’s currently undergoing chemo, stage2 breast cancer… =(

nku, tama. karma na lang bahala dun sa driver na yun. wawa ka naman. have you seen a doctor?




doctor, hindi pa. wala naman sigurong nabreak na bone or something…



 
 

ced

gusto mo ng masahe?
sa paa? hehehe

pinaXray mo na ba yan?




masahe? sure.

x-ray… eeeeeh, wag na. masakit lang naman pero hindi naman siguro malala to.




ced

o sige tatawagin ko lang si inday para masahihin paa mo. hehe
pero musta na?
pag masakit pa din yan hanggang ngayon. patsek mo na.
oki?
ingats!




Gagu ka ah! Isusumbong kita ke andre!



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ced

hala. bat mo ko isusumbong? hehe



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Magpaka-faithful ka daw kasi kay André. Nagalit tuloy si Yoshke. Hehe



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CED, sasabihin ko inaapi mo ako.

KEVIN, sige gatungan mo pa. haha



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Hahahaha. Lovet. Hahahaha. :D



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dohna

hala naman sa paa. perfect peg sa cold feet campaign natin. hahaha.
ayus on mom thing. see, God is good. :D




true. let’s change that to bruised feet campaign.

yeah, God is good.



 
 

wow, that gotta hurt. Great that it wasn’t that bad though.

Try to get it checked. getting an x-ray shouldn’t that be inconvenient.




actually, it is pretty inconvenient. Wala na ko pera and time, haha



 
 

wawa aman… tama! pa x-ray ka! para sigurado! nag1st aid ka ba ng ice compress?! patingin mo na yan pag masakit pa rin!




First aid? hmmm. hindi ko naisip yan. ehehehehehe



 
 

well, i hope you’re doing better now… ok lang yung paa, at least you’re still alive…

and yeah, what goes around comes around… may araw din yang mga siraulong driver na yan!!!




trew trew. mababangga yung kotse na yun ng truck!

my poot, my poot.



 
 

sorry ulit nde kita na greet sa bday mo. anu na kaya itsura ng paa mo ngayon. palagi kabang sa MRT-North sumasakay?




OK lang. Nope, minsan lang ako dun sa North. :)



 
 

Good thing your mom is now OK. I’ll be praying for her super duper fast recovery. :)

And your foot. Hayaan mo na yan. In love ka naman. Hehehe. Buti ka pa. Waah.




O, nagbibitch ka na naman about your lovelife Kev! haha :P



 

Although bitch ako (WTF?!), hindi ako nagbi-bitch about sa lovelife ko ah! Hahahaha!



 
 

naku.sad to hear about your foot!

yep, it’s a good thing to have it checked…

sana gumaling na si FOOT.

or ipaKISS mo kay —-. di ko kilala yung LOVELIFE mo, ba’t ganun? =p

God is really good. :) happy for your MOm.. praying for her fast recovery!




haha, hindi ko pa binanggit yung name nya dito sa blog. At mukhang never ko imemention.



 
 

re: ur mom.. prayers prayers prayers!

re: ur foot, natawa ako dun ha.. ahihih… wawa naman the tire, este ur foot.. ahihi.. and the stairs thing.. hihih.. naiimagine ko..

yeah u should have ur foot checked (malay mo may poging doc ulit) hihi..

bakit ka naman kasi pakalat-kalat sa daan, nasasagasaan ka tuloy. and watch where ur going, kasi, kung san san kasi nakatingin.. hihi.. peace out! *huug* Vo_oV




GAGA! Mas nagcare ka pa sa tire!!!!!!!

I swear, it came from nowhere!



 
 

congratulations yoshke. Go fight for your mom. that’s great news. :)

kawawa ang foot mo. may karma, dont worry :D



 

hi Yoshke.

hope that your mom is doing well today! :)

curious lang, I can’t seem top read your latest entry.

I wonder what password is needed??

thanks!



 
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