Summer is a Lie!!!


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Like Santa Claus.
Like the jobs GMA claims her government has created.
Like GMA7 being the number 1 network in the country!

It’s a lie! Summer is a figment of our imagination.

Like Christmas and Valentine’s, used by the media and the capitalists to squeeze money out of us. It’s a lie! I didn’t even feel it. I wasn’t able to hit the beach and it’s raining already. Gaaaaaaaaah.

Mother Nature is being too vengeful. Boo. Haha.

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22 Responses to Summer is a Lie!!!

  1. herbs

    ikr. lets effing ditch earth already and move to Mars. I heard they have the hottest Martians there.

    • Yoshke

      haha, kahit pa hot sila, yak. :P

  2. Coco

    Well, sorry for you dear. Haha. SUMMER is SO NOT a lie. Hehe.

    • Kevin

      Gotta agree Coco! Just got back from Lucban for the Pahiyas Festival and it’s soooooo effin’ hot there. I soooo just felt the summer heat sting my skin. Hahahaha. And Pahiyas is soooo just lovely. :D

    • Yoshke

      COCO, it’s a frakkin’ lieeee!

      KEVIN, nag-Pahiyas na ko before! Masaya naman. Bata pa ako nun. haha

  3. geek

    no, not the whole summer…

    midsummer, yes…

    • Yoshke

      NO! SUMMER IS A LIE! haha, kulet ko.

  4. ced

    lolled @ GMA7! sama ko.
    pwede pa naman gumala kahit maulan ah. mas masaya nga pag medyo basa… hehe

    • Kevin

      mas masaya nga pag medyo basa… hehe

      >>>Parang iba to @Ced. LOL

    • Yoshke

      Actually, OK lang naman na maulan. Kaso, hindi lang ulan eh, BAGYO!

  5. ron

    Minsan pag sobrang init summer na summer…but totally opposite kapag sobrang lakas ng ulan… summer is a lie,,SOMETIMES..ahehehe!

  6. gilbert

    di naman gumagana ang sun dance… pero okay lang na maulan… sarap matulog!!!

  7. andreEeEe

    Bitter…

    Summer is not a lie! Tayo ang gumagawa ng lies! Ang Summer ay nasa puso ng tao!

    Hahaha.

    • Kevin

      Nora Aunor to ah. Hehehe :D

  8. VinS

    Summer is not a lie! Coron here I come!

  9. Sagaddict

    Summer na tinangay ng talanding panahon.. :-(

  10. meow

    di aman…

    if you want a happy ending, that depends on where you stop your story…

    kaya pa yan!!! habol ka!

  11. jericho

    you’re not bitter, eh? hehe

  12. Ken

    kapamilya ka talaga. hahahaha.

  13. DaBrighterSide

    “Like GMA7 being the number 1 network in the country!”

    AMEN TO THAT. ITS A BIG LIE. Nice blog *thumbs up*

  14. dust

    Kapamilya. Haha! Summer is a lie, i didn’t even feel it. Maybe because I didn’t go out much but I went to the beach and BAM! It rains. The hell. Summer is so a lie.

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