Irritants and Guts
Wednesday June 10, 2009 13:32 | 1,832 views
Una sa lahat, gusto ko lang isingit na ang hot ni Dennis Trillo sa mga Soda Man pictures nya.
Yun lang. Haha. Hindi sya related sa entry na ‘to. Pero gusto ko lang i-post. Bakit ba?
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One of the most irritating things in life has to be waking up early so you could come to work on time but you get stuck at some MRT station because the platforms can’t contain passengers anymore, and the train stops even in between stations because the train ahead is also stuck, and you stand beside a guy who keeps chewing — oh no, not just chewing — popping* his gum!
And surprise, surprise, you’re an hour late. Pfffft.
Mantra for the day: Life is good, life is good.
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But it’s not just this morning. The entire week has not been kind to me, either.
The restroom kept calling me! For four days, my tummy had been tormenting me, urging me to let go of the nasty load I was carrying inside me.
Warning: Graphic language and psychological violence.
image courtesy of iheartguts.wordpress.com
After every lengthy session in the torture chamber that modern people call “restroom,” I would be surprised to see a colorful mixture floating in the toilet bowl. I swear, colorful!
For example, I ate lumpiang shanghai (Shanghai rolls) Monday lunch. That afternoon, I swear I saw carrots, kintsay (Chinese celery), and some of the other ingredients completely undigested. Didn’t smell like poop either. It smelled like, well, lumpiang shanghai. It was like someone threw lumpia into the bowl.
So I consulted a doctor. He suspects I have IBS — irritable bowel syndrome, a condition wherein stress causes the gastro-intestinal tract to malfunction.
See, even my intestine is irritable.
Bright side, I lost a lot of weight. A LOT!
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Am I not normal? Why am I not bothered by the A H1N1 flu scare? Not at all. Am I the only one?
with apologies to Chicago
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- (30) Comments
gilbert
you’re not alone… i’m not bothered by the scare… parang bird flu at mad cow disease lang yan… mawawala sa uso… hehehe
Yoshke
Sabi sa TV patrol, mas malala pa nga daw yung ordinary flu…
Ken
A(H1N1) is so overrated. LOL.
Yoshke
sus. pero nagself quarantine ka pa rin.
Jinjiruks Ikari
lol mas nakakatakot ang dengue kesa dyan look at baby josh. wow natawa naman ako dun na parang natapon lang ang lumpia sa bowl. hmm. unwind ka muna yoshke.
Yoshke
i sure will
maccallister
ma-shock ka kung un poop mo e naka balot pa din sa wrapper nung lumpia !LOL
anyway i hope you’ll feel better sometime soon!
Yoshke
trew trew, tapos may sauce pa din.
herbs
its swine flu! LOL. i’m paranoid. yes. oh yes.
Yoshke
you should be. haha
Kevin
It actually depends kung ano nararamdaman mo pag hindi matunaw ung food mo. Basta kapag extremes na ung feeling, like extreme happiness, extreme stress or extreme anxiety, most likely hindi talaga matutunaw ung food mo. Pero ngayon lang ako naka-encounter ng ganyan na hindi man lang nangamoy poop ung keme. Hehehe.
Well, anyway, it’s best to take some time off since your body is manifesting bad signs already. Pangit naman kung lumala yan. Ingat ka parati.
meow
wag ka ma-stress…
gusto mo rin tumira sa kili-kili ni dennis???
Yoshke
Sure sure! hahaha
andreEeEe
Eeew? There’s nothing in the Dennis Trillo photo that says hot. Mukha siyang constipated na nanlilimos ng awa! What’s real hot is Piolo Pascual’s new Bench billboard at EDSA-Guadalupe. Now that’s hot screaming all its guts out. Haha.
Yoshke
HOT nga naman si Piolo dun, syeeet.
Pero bakit ba? Eh hot din for me si Dennis eh. haha
Jinjiruks Ikari
i agree with Yoshke. mas hot si Dennis.
Yoshke
oh, you got me wrong. mas hot si piolo. pero hot din si dennis.
john russel
hey.. dennis trillo is hot than piolo pascual.. alm ntin yun… pangatet pa yang piolo na yan.. wlang apeal.. . yucks..
Kevin
Wow! I like the new interface!
Yoshke
hindi pa tapos. inaayos pa lang. :S
Kevin
It still looks nice, though.:)
Yoshke
hindi ako satisfied, ayan, binalik ko sa dati, haha
dust
H1N1 doesn’t scare me, what scares me is pooping on my pants. haha! well just look at the brightside you’re losing weight. but it’s annoying when you have to go to the restroom a lot. good day yoshke.
Yoshke
haha, trew. mas scary na magkalat.
the geek
uy..i thought pinalitan na yung layout…hehehe
Yoshke
binalik ko muna kasi hindi pa tapos yung ipapalit ko.
vins
grabe, adik ka na kay dennis trillo
Kevin
OK lang naman maadik kay Dennis Trillo. Kaadik-adik naman talaga siya. Hehehe
Yoshke
aye aye kevin.
The Lady in Green Ruffles
One of the most irritating things in life has to be waking up early so you could come to work on time but you get stuck at some MRT station because the platforms can’t contain passengers anymore, and the train stops even in between stations because the train ahead is also stuck, and you stand beside a guy who keeps chewing — oh no, not just chewing — popping* his gum!
And surprise, surprise, you’re an hour late. Pfffft.
Mantra for the day: Life is good, life is good.
happened to me the same incident..promise!