Andre and the Passersby

SM Megamall

Andre, Shy Guy and I were walking around looking for a place to have dinner at when we passed by Petit Monde. The store’s facade is covered with huge posters of Carmen Soo.

Yoshke: Nagagandahan ba kayo kay Carmen Soo?
Shy Guy: Oo. OK lang. Bakit, ikaw?
Yoshke: Oo naman. Ikaw, Andre?
Andre: Oo namaaan. Iba kasi eh. Simpleng ganda lang. Parang… parang… parang ako.

Hala. Maganda daw sya!

Trinoma

Days after the Carmen Soo incident, Andre and I found ourselves in Trinoma. I forgot why we were there (but I swear it wasn’t bird-watching). Anyway, this time, we passed by Bench where a poster showcasing the buffed physique and nakaka-ihing sex appeal ni Gerald Anderson in a sleeveless shirt, his hands under his head, his armpits exposed.

Andre: (squeezing may left shoulder) Gaaaaaah. Eeeeeeh.
Yoshke: O ano na naman?
Andre: Ang sarap naman ng kili-kili ni Gerald… Parang gusto ko dun tumira…

Go lang! Tumira ka sa kili-kili ni Gerald Anderson! Hindi kita pipigilan!

Bahay Lang

We were killing time at the living area. I was about to go upstairs when I heard Andre whining, almost whimpering.

“Bakit ka ganyaaaan?!?! Waaah. Kinalimutan na kita eh! Kinalimutan na kitaaaaa! Si Enchong na ang mahal ko eh.”

Andre was watching Tayong Dalawa. He was talking to Jake Cuenca. Well, technically, he was talking to the TV set.

Bahay Lang Ulit

Just after lunch, Andre and I were smoking outside the apartment building when an old fish vendor passed by. She was an old woman who was walking so slowly, pushing a cart of fish. On top of the cart sat a weighing scale with a little metal basin crowning it.

Suddenly, the metal basin dropped from the cart. The old woman didn’t even notice. I didn’t, either. Andre did!

Andre exclaimed, “Naku, yung kemelar-boom-boom ni Lola, nahulog.”

I was yet to figure out what actually fell off but Andre rushed to the scene, picked up the basin, ran towards the old woman, and said, “Lola, yung kemelar-boom-boom nyo po nahulog.”

In fairness kay Lola, naintindihan nya ang kemelar-boom-boom!

Kudos to Andre. It was the first act of kindness I’d seen him do. Haha. Bitch no more.

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Posted on July 4, 2009 by Yoshke in Celebrities, Conversations, Humor

40 Responses to Andre and the Passersby

  1. Reply
    aethen June 4, 2009

    this kind of post makes me come back here. more. more. LMAO.

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 4, 2009

      ehehe, thanks aethen.

      Marami pang darating sa Andre series. ahaha

    • Reply
      Fitz June 6, 2009

      I agree. This is such a fun blog to read. :D

  2. Reply
    Gerald June 4, 2009

    Andre is so funny…bat kasi di na lang sya boyfriend mo…

    • Reply
      Ken June 4, 2009

      Ay oh. May hinihirit Dimen! Hahaha!

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 4, 2009

      hahaha, hindi nga pede kasi hindi naman kami talo. K? :P

      at tsaka hindi naman sya yung mahal ko. :D

  3. Reply
    VinS June 4, 2009

    Mabait pala si Andre!? Another happy post, haha

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 4, 2009

      surprisingly. may itinatago palang kabaitan. ehehe

  4. Reply
    Lyka Bergen June 4, 2009

    Kalokah si Andre. Gustong tumira sa kili-kili ni Gerald. Ano sya kuto?

    • Reply
      M June 4, 2009

      THIS. Hahahaha. :-)

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 4, 2009

      yun din nga sabi ko sa kanya, ehehehe

    • Reply
      andreEeEe June 4, 2009

      yaaaak. kinukuto ang kilikili???

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 4, 2009

      wag naman sana, haha

  5. Reply
    Jinjiruks Ikari June 4, 2009

    dapat magkaroon ng compilation itong mga paguusap na ito. hehe!

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 8, 2009

      meron naman ah! Compiled naman sya dito sa blog ko :P

  6. Reply
    jeff June 4, 2009

    kemelar-boom-boom? hehe… mayron bang ganun?

    natawa ako ha enough to make a comment!

  7. Reply
    herbs June 4, 2009

    akala ko noon, saging lang ang may puso..haha etchos!

  8. Reply
    odin June 4, 2009

    nagulo buhok ko dun! kakaiba talaga si andre na yan…

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 6, 2009

      oo naman. kakaiba yang si andre na yan. haha. i-objectify si andre, haha

  9. Reply
    bampiraako June 5, 2009

    Parang ang saya kasama ni andre. hehe.

    Abangan ko ang Andre series

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 8, 2009

      henaku, understatement yung “masaya” haha

  10. Reply
    gilbert June 5, 2009

    Natawa ako dun sa titira sa kilikili… parang garapata lang.. hehehe…

  11. Reply
    Chuck June 5, 2009

    panalo si lola dahil naintindihan niya ang kemelar-boom-boom!

    • Reply
      Kevin June 6, 2009

      Hindi kaya may powers na nag-anyong matanda yun at bibigyan niya ng gift ung sasalo sa magic kemelar-boom-boom niya? Hhmmm… Malay naten, one day, isang araw, ang gift na yun ay ang pagtira niya sa kilikili ni Gerald. :D

  12. Reply
    Eric June 5, 2009

    kemelar boom boom!!

    magpinsan yata sila ng chenelyn forte

    LOL

  13. Reply
    ron June 5, 2009

    [Ang sarap naman ng kili-kili ni Gerald… Parang gusto ko dun tumira…]

    LOLZ!

  14. Reply
    meow June 7, 2009

    hahaha! nice to meet you andre!!!

  15. Reply
    dust June 8, 2009

    AH!!! I miss this blog site. It has been so long since i last visited. I miss yoshke. lol. Being with Andre seems so fun, well technically it is fun. Good day Yoshke! :)

    • Reply
      Yoshke June 8, 2009

      waah, namiss ko din ang comments mo dust. haha

      • Reply
        dust June 9, 2009

        wee. i miss your blog more and of course you. haha! more andre entry! good day yoshke!

  16. Reply
    The Lady in Green Ruffles July 8, 2009

    nice andre..thanx for the new lingo..

  17. Reply
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  18. Reply
    roj December 14, 2009

    Parang cute yang andre na yan. I like him. Hehe ;)

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    kutitap September 8, 2010

    WOAH!!! I want to be friends with Andre… and you.. haha…

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    NFL Tickets November 1, 2010

    I always find it enjoyable reading your posts you have on your site. Will be returning often…keep it up!

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    Cherrey May 24, 2011

    oh my.. gerald ko! tig iisang kili kili nlang kami, gusto ko yung sa right. ;-)
    very spontaneous nung lola’s boom boom something lol..

  22. Reply
    debbiesoria July 14, 2011

    tawa ko nang tawa! lalo na sa kemelar-boom-boom ni lola! :) )

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