Andre and the Passersby
Saturday July 4, 2009 13:42 | 1,344 views
SM Megamall
Andre, Shy Guy and I were walking around looking for a place to have dinner at when we passed by Petit Monde. The store’s facade is covered with huge posters of Carmen Soo.
Yoshke: Nagagandahan ba kayo kay Carmen Soo?
Shy Guy: Oo. OK lang. Bakit, ikaw?
Yoshke: Oo naman. Ikaw, Andre?
Andre: Oo namaaan. Iba kasi eh. Simpleng ganda lang. Parang… parang… parang ako.
Hala. Maganda daw sya!
Trinoma
Days after the Carmen Soo incident, Andre and I found ourselves in Trinoma. I forgot why we were there (but I swear it wasn’t bird-watching). Anyway, this time, we passed by Bench where a poster showcasing the buffed physique and nakaka-ihing sex appeal ni Gerald Anderson in a sleeveless shirt, his hands under his head, his armpits exposed.
Andre: (squeezing may left shoulder) Gaaaaaah. Eeeeeeh.
Yoshke: O ano na naman?
Andre: Ang sarap naman ng kili-kili ni Gerald… Parang gusto ko dun tumira…
Go lang! Tumira ka sa kili-kili ni Gerald Anderson! Hindi kita pipigilan!
Bahay Lang
We were killing time at the living area. I was about to go upstairs when I heard Andre whining, almost whimpering.
“Bakit ka ganyaaaan?!?! Waaah. Kinalimutan na kita eh! Kinalimutan na kitaaaaa! Si Enchong na ang mahal ko eh.”
Andre was watching Tayong Dalawa. He was talking to Jake Cuenca. Well, technically, he was talking to the TV set.
Bahay Lang Ulit
Just after lunch, Andre and I were smoking outside the apartment building when an old fish vendor passed by. She was an old woman who was walking so slowly, pushing a cart of fish. On top of the cart sat a weighing scale with a little metal basin crowning it.
Suddenly, the metal basin dropped from the cart. The old woman didn’t even notice. I didn’t, either. Andre did!
Andre exclaimed, “Naku, yung kemelar-boom-boom ni Lola, nahulog.”
I was yet to figure out what actually fell off but Andre rushed to the scene, picked up the basin, ran towards the old woman, and said, “Lola, yung kemelar-boom-boom nyo po nahulog.”
In fairness kay Lola, naintindihan nya ang kemelar-boom-boom!
Kudos to Andre. It was the first act of kindness I’d seen him do. Haha. Bitch no more.
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- (36) Comments
aethen
this kind of post makes me come back here. more. more. LMAO.
Yoshke
ehehe, thanks aethen.
Marami pang darating sa Andre series. ahaha
Fitz
I agree. This is such a fun blog to read.
Gerald
Andre is so funny…bat kasi di na lang sya boyfriend mo…
Ken
Ay oh. May hinihirit Dimen! Hahaha!
Yoshke
hahaha, hindi nga pede kasi hindi naman kami talo. K?
at tsaka hindi naman sya yung mahal ko.
Ken
Yun yun eh.
VinS
Mabait pala si Andre!? Another happy post, haha
Yoshke
surprisingly. may itinatago palang kabaitan. ehehe
Lyka Bergen
Kalokah si Andre. Gustong tumira sa kili-kili ni Gerald. Ano sya kuto?
M
THIS. Hahahaha.
Yoshke
yun din nga sabi ko sa kanya, ehehehe
andreEeEe
yaaaak. kinukuto ang kilikili???
Yoshke
wag naman sana, haha
Jinjiruks Ikari
dapat magkaroon ng compilation itong mga paguusap na ito. hehe!
Yoshke
meron naman ah! Compiled naman sya dito sa blog ko
jeff
kemelar-boom-boom? hehe… mayron bang ganun?
natawa ako ha enough to make a comment!
herbs
akala ko noon, saging lang ang may puso..haha etchos!
Kevin
Hahahaha!
odin
nagulo buhok ko dun! kakaiba talaga si andre na yan…
Yoshke
oo naman. kakaiba yang si andre na yan. haha. i-objectify si andre, haha
bampiraako
Parang ang saya kasama ni andre. hehe.
Abangan ko ang Andre series
Yoshke
henaku, understatement yung “masaya” haha
gilbert
Natawa ako dun sa titira sa kilikili… parang garapata lang.. hehehe…
Chuck
panalo si lola dahil naintindihan niya ang kemelar-boom-boom!
Kevin
Hindi kaya may powers na nag-anyong matanda yun at bibigyan niya ng gift ung sasalo sa magic kemelar-boom-boom niya? Hhmmm… Malay naten, one day, isang araw, ang gift na yun ay ang pagtira niya sa kilikili ni Gerald.
Eric
kemelar boom boom!!
magpinsan yata sila ng chenelyn forte
LOL
Yoshke
or magkapatid? haha
ron
[Ang sarap naman ng kili-kili ni Gerald… Parang gusto ko dun tumira…]
LOLZ!
meow
hahaha! nice to meet you andre!!!
dust
AH!!! I miss this blog site. It has been so long since i last visited. I miss yoshke. lol. Being with Andre seems so fun, well technically it is fun. Good day Yoshke!
Yoshke
waah, namiss ko din ang comments mo dust. haha
dust
wee. i miss your blog more and of course you. haha! more andre entry! good day yoshke!
The Lady in Green Ruffles
nice andre..thanx for the new lingo..
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roj
Parang cute yang andre na yan. I like him. Hehe