It’s been a while since I posted conversations with Andre. We don’t spend that much time together anymore even though we’re now housemates. Ironic, yeah?
BLIND SPOT
While walking around at a mall:
Yoshke: Uy, nakita mo yung nakasalubong natin? Grabe, he was checking you out! Tingin sya nang tingin sayo!
Andre: Ah talaga? Hindi ko nakita! Gwapo?
Yoshke: Err… Hinde.
Andre: Aaaah… kaya hindi ko nakita.
Aba, may selective blindness!
TOP 3
Shy Guy: Uy Andre, may papakilala ako sa’yo na officemate. Gwapo. Eto Facebook nya.
Andre: Oh sige sige.
Shy Guy showed Andre the guy’s Facebook profile.
Andre: Ay, bet ko na yan!
Shy Guy: Kaso drop out sya ng UST.
Andre: Ay OK lang yun, drop out din naman ako.
Shy Guy: Eh UP ka naman.
Andre: True. At least kahit drop out ako, yung school ko ay nasa top 3!
Yoshke: Top 3 ng…?
Andre: Top 3 ng Cheerdance Competition! Wahahaha.
RESTO CITY
Yoshke: Andre, tingnan mo ‘to. Bet mo ‘to.
Andre came closer and looked at the pictures.
Andre: Ay shet gwapo! Sino yan?
Yoshke: Blogger din. Cute no? Pero bata pa yan. 18 yo lang.
Andre: Just the way I like it! Medium rare!
BANNED!
After shooting a scene, a comedienne, whom we all love especially after her hit launching movie in which she led the cast, was heard saying:
Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit pinagbabawal na magpakasal ang dalawang lalaki o dalawang babae! Eh ano naman kung magpakasal sila, hindi naman sila magkakaanak! Ang dapat na pinagbabawal eh magpakasal ang dalawang panget! Pinapalaganap nila ang kapangitan sa mundo!
WHY TALK MUCH?
After shooting another scene, the same comedienne said:
Alam nyo, ang swerte talaga ng mga magaganda. Kasi pag maganda, uupo lang sya tapos sasabihin ng mga tao, “Ay, ang tahimik naman n’ya, nakakatuwa.” Pero kapag pangit ka, andami mong kelangang patunayan! Kelangan talented ka, kelangan matalino ka, kelangan witty ka, kelangan nagsasalita ka nang nagsasalita! Tingnan n’yo ako! Daldal ako nang daldal dito!
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hahahhaha. LOL at the selective blindness!
that’s andre for ya.
nakakatuwa si andre!!! and i love eugene!!!! hahahaha.
ok na din siguro na hindi kayo nagsasama masyado ni andre. housemates na kayo e. para hindi kayo magkasawaan.
haha eugene talaga eh no?
haha kulit naman
salamat ulit sa pagbisita!
your friend’s interesting talaga. =)
Ehem. After Ced, here comes Engel. Hehehe.
haha, masyadong bumebenta si andre sa blog ko! haha
Bini-build up mo dito eh. Hehehe
sana makilala ko rin si Andre minsan
LOL! So si Eugene Domingo nga ba ‘yung comedienne?
Eugene Domingo is lurve. <3
I love her and her antics. xD
I liked her in Kimmy Dora. Galing!
Eugene Domingo? hehe, secret
Ay uu. Love her there. Kahit naman saan actually. Kahit dun sa My Name is Kim Sam Soon, galing niya pa din. Idol niya daw si Ai-Ai, but I find Eugene better.
haha…
“tigilan na ang pagpapalaganap ng kapangitan”..LOL
at may selective blindness ang andre, ha??
funny.
truem, ganun talaga yun. may selective hearing impairment din. pag panget ang tumatawag, hindi lumilingon. chika.
nice one!