If you don’t understand why everyone is going ga-ga over that certain planner a certain coffeehouse is selling or giving away after you’ve turned fat, broke or insomniac, welcome to the club.
Well, there’s nothing wrong with it actually. If you always buy coffee, then it makes perfect sense to avail of the planner in question. In fact, I admire the passion and determination of others to the point of skipping lunch or dinner or both just to grab their copy of that planner every year. (I even know a couple of kids who ask money from their parents and claim it’s for a project for their Social Studies class. Social, alright.)
It’s a cool planner I must admit. If I were that into overpriced coffee, I’d probably get myself one, too. But I’m happy with my Kapeng Barako so, thanks, but no thanks.
Anyway, just as that coffeehouse everyone is ga-ga over releases their planner that everyone is ga-ga over, a couple of friends came up with a brilliant idea of producing their own planner that could give that “coffeehouse planner everyone is ga-ga over” a run for its overpriced life. It’s more like my friends’ personal project but they printed 498 more, so you might want to buy a copy. LOL.
So what is this ingenious planner that threatens the order of the society?
Well, it’s called the “I-was-supposed-to-get-that-coffeehouse-planner-but-I-got-fat-and-broke-on-the-10th-frappe planner.” Sorry for its quite lengthy name, but there’s no other name more suitable.
This mocking planner talks to you in Tagalog and treats you as a real friend, the kind you always suspect of being gay or schizophrenic. It does not give you boring inspirational quotes every page. Heck, it might even insult you, like a real friend. And on top of it all, like a real friend, it’s the one you’d like to use as much as you can.
It has art, it has wit, and you don’t have to buy 30 frakkin’ cups of coffee just to get it. You just have to shell out P320. See? Like a real friend, it’s cheap.
The picture above is the cover. Now, take a look at the inside pages:
Page 2
Disclaimer Page
Written: Sorry, ang planner na ito ay: Walang stickers. Walang coupons. Walang free ballpen na may engraved logo sa gilid. Walang bookmark na ribbon. Walang authentic leather cover. Walang discount sa spa. Walang pink. Walang perkiness. Walang kakikayan. Walang inspirational quotes. Walang tips on how to spend your summer. Pero may kalendaryo. Promise.
February Page
March
August Calendar Page
November Notes Page
Want one? Post a comment or visit its official Multiply page or text 0906-4652191. Don’t forget to say I, the great Yoshke Dimen, referred you, okie?
Hurry! Limited supplies only. SERYOSO ‘TO. Konti lang yan.
Bili ka ha, at paki-tsismis sa mga kaibigan mong ma-art, kahit sa mga maarte na rin. Peksman, hope to die, maganda ‘to. Bow.
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Hi! I super like the planner. I’ll get two, one for me and one fr my friend who is currently in Laos. Yoshke referred this.
Got your number, will just text you.
Nice. Is this 4real 4real? =)
oh yes, it’s for reeeaaal!
OMG!!! I want onnnneeeee!!!!! Please text me!!!! 09164629481
i want one!
i’ll text you. 
YOSHKE! I LOOOOOOOOOVE THE WRITE-UP! Can we use this for our Chalk magazine featurette? Hehe. (But you forgot to add our website, http://nottheplanner.multiply.com).
Thanks Yoshke, ang dami na nagtext na visitor ng yoshke.com. I owe you a planner. And ikaw, bili ka na =)
Sure sure, you can use this for your Chalk magazine featurette. But if there’s a teensy-bitsy possibility to mention yoshke.com in it, please do. haha
And yeah, I’ll post na the multiply site.
yes, sabihin ko. thank you ES. =)
ay, ako din! i want one!!!
hanggang kelan kaya to available? mid-December pa ako makakauwi ng Manila e..
pero ang cool nung concept!
pareserve ka na lang moonsparks! baka magkaubusan, konti lang kasi napa-print!
hi moonsparks, yup we’re planning to make it available hanggang makauwi ka, kasama ka talaga sa plano namin hehe. text mo lang kami, 0916-5513568 para sa orders mo. =)
yes namaan.
ang special. wehehe. sige tonette, I’ll text you! 
salamat!
galing naman… wish i could get one… at magandang xmas gift na rin…
Bili kaaaaa!
Hala! Every year I’d get those nonesense planner, free kasi from friends. Pero this one I’d really like to have!!!! Kukuha ako. haha!
gagawin ko syang pangregalo. haha.
Hi toilet thoughts, nag-text ka na ba? =) planners will be available on wednesday na, text us na agad at 0906-4652191 para ma-reserve na agad. yahoooo, promise hindi ito non-sense =)
Parang cute nga toh. I think I like it.
Kaso…
Where do I pay?
When do I pay?
To whom do I pay?
What do I pay?
Why do I pay?
Echos lang ung last two. Hahaha
hi kevin, text mo kami 0906-4652191 to reserve your copy, available na ito by wednesday =) we do meet-ups sa kung saan ka malapit.
aba aba! meron pa ba nyan! me want one! heheh
musta na yoshke?
text mo na kami! =) meron pang copies!
i’ll buy one! ang cool..
hi billie, ikaw din, text mo na kami sa 0906-4652191. =) intayin ka namin.
Melikesit, Yoshke!
Mewantee!
Ayos, sana may libreng kapeng barako sachet ang planner na ito. Nice concept.
Witty beyond expression. Hope it sells well.
Wow! what a brilliant idea out of the coffeeshops’ planner frenzy!
well done… ^_^v
i already got mine! salamat! kaaliw!
oi, libre moko nyan
haha NO.
I like this. I hope I can still buy a couple of copies. Will find out when the sun rises.
i bought mine and it was good. and chinggay is cute. lols.
haha, careful with your words, she’s a good friend. LOL
Hey.. The planner’s such witty idea..
how can i get one? and how much does it cost?
good one yoshke..
hi alissi! we do meet-ups in ortigas, trinoma and UP areas. just text us at 0906-4652191 for your order and sked =) salamat, intay namin text mo!
do you still have one?
yes, i think so. contact the number above if you’re interested to get one.
aaaaaw… i find this much cute than the new planner…
sana magkaroon ulet ng ganto pang 2011… 
may planner pa po ba sila ngayong 2012? i still want to get a copy (na sana 2012 na din ang kalendaryo)