A Break-up Letter
I never expected I’d be writing you this letter. We’ve had four years of wonderful memories but I’m afraid it had come to the point where you started to break my heart. I should’ve seen it coming since I’ve been finding it hard to breathe lately. It’s time to end the pain that I’m feeling and I just have to say goodbye. I will truly miss you.
I’ve known you since I was a kid but it was only before my college graduation that we had a real relationship. At first, it was difficult for me to get along with you considering the nasty things some people say about you. They said you would hurt me, and you did. They said, if I continued spending time with you, it would be so hard to let go; it was.
True, you are all the bad things they were saying. Still, I accepted you. I let you get to me deep within. You’re smokin’ hot. I loved the feeling of your body in my mouth. I loved it when my lips touched your butt. You taste like euphoria. You reek of obsession.
You’ve been a great companion. I loved the times we spent together, especially when it’s cold and rainy. I remember the many times you helped me come up with wise decisions and great concepts for my screenplays and for my work. In fact, I think and work better when you’re with me.
But we’ve had our ups and downs. Sure I enjoyed being with you most of the time. But remember the last time when I had to consult a doctor because my throat ached like hell? It was because of you.
Besides, you’re not always around. Often, when I couldn’t find you, I’d get the same satisfaction from others. Your brother Philip was not as good but I used to do him when I was in the province. Your cousin Winston was a great diversion, too.
But of all of them, it was your best friend Marlboro that kept me coming back. Especially when he turned black. He’s just way, way cooler than you now.
Anyway, you have been very rough on me for the past few days. You make me sick. That’s why I have to forget you. Now, every time my heart beats, there’s a little bit of pain. Every breath hurts, too. It’s like there’s a hole in my chest. And I blame you for this.
We’ve had four wonderful years together. It’s time I call it quits.
I will get over you, Dunhill Frost.
Love,
Yoshke
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hahaha nice one, yosh.
haha thanks geek
hmmm
everyone’s quitting smoking these days. that’s good.
perhaps everyone’s getting sick haha
Just breaking up with Dunhill Frost, or smoking altogether?
smoking altogether.
I hope you stick to it. Congratulations!
i hope so too, haha
crossing fingers
don’t quit just yet. Aaaw
read it again.
nice one. hehe
Funny post. Good job!
Good one. I thought at first that its a love break-up letter but it was about quitting smoking.
haha, thanks. at least i know now that the style was effective
cool! pang CW 10! haha.. gagamit ka ng nicotine patch?
hindi na. maghahanap na lang ako ng ibang bisyo. shopping? haha
Kinabahan ako sa title. haha
Nice one. Ingat kayo lagi ni shy guy. haha
Wonderful christmas gift para sa sarili. Parang Star Cinema movie lang. I Love You Goodbye…hehehe
haha, thankssss
pero hindi ko na gets yung pagreference sa i love you goodbye haha
YEAY!!!! Im uber proud of you master Yosh!
haha. oh well. nagkasakit eh, haha
OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :[
wooot. very creative
oh, your smoking too…
haha nice once! hilarious!
the funniest post ever hehehe
nice one =)
YEHEY! Finally! Or you might cough out a piece of your (dead) lung. Nyahahaha
umm im new on this website… so… HI!