Top 10 Funniest Facebook Fan Pages | Batch 1
The advent of Facebook gave the other social networking sites a run for their money. Facebook is just so awesome. I’ve been on Facebook since 2007 and I liked the idea that it does not allow users to personalize the design of the interface. That’s why I left Myspace and Friendster, my friends’ profiles starting to get all messed up that it annoyed me to death.
But because Facebook does not enable users to personalize their user profile interface, I thought it would hinder its population’s creativity. But Facebook fan pages provide just that — an avenue through which users can express their imagination, wit and humor.
So here we go, here are the top 10 funniest fan pages on Facebook that I found.
10. Pandas are the least racist animal. They’re black, white AND asian!
1,587,570 people like this
I love pandas! But I never really thought about the idea of it being black and white and Asian until this fan page! LOL. Sadly, Facebook took away the creator’s publishing rights! Bad, bad! So now it’s a fan page with virtually no engagement. Would’ve been awesome.
9. I dont care about your farm, or your fish, or your park, or your mafia!!!
6,015,966 people like this
“We also DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR CAFE, ZOO, OR YOUR SORORITY! Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?! PETVILL?!?!?!?! ENOUGH OF THE FLIPPIN VILLS IN GENERAL,” adds the creator of the fan page.
True, it gets annoying sometimes. But as a social media specialist, I understand why Farmville, Yoville, Mafia Wars and whatever encourage people to post their updates, progress and screenshots on their wall. Obviously, they’re going for virality. But I won’t blame other people who gets irked.
619,260 people like this
Happens to me all the time when I was still a student and during the period I was just bumming around. But hey, to be fair, work kinda tells me what day it is, too. LOL.
7. I was gonna post a status, Then I remembered I have family on Faceboook..
979,790 people like this
I know a whole bunch of people who got themselves in trouble for forgetting their family members are part of their Facebook network! I understand it’s just frustratingly restrictive.
As for me, I don’t have any family member in my network but I encounter similar problems, too.
6. You’re not drunk, you’ve had one drink, so stop pretending.
243,166 people like this.
True, true, true! I know there really are people with low alcohol tolerance but you know when people are faking it. Why pretend you’re drunk when you’re not? I don’t get it either. I find this fan page funny because I didn’t know there are actually 250,000 people who feel the same way.
5. When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close To The Fan To Hear My Robot Voice
1,341,522 people like this
Admit it, admit it, admit it! You used to do this!
Says the fan page creator, “If you were ever a crazy kid who had to deal with hot and humid summers, and your parents had only one A/C, but many fans, please say that you have ever put your face close to the fan and spoke.”
So now we have 1.3 million people who are proud to have made this a habit in their younger years.
4. Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
988,092 people like this.
The first time I encountered this I could not help laughing. It’s just so true. Not that I think we should not do this but it’s just kind of funny thinking about it. The creator of the fan page says, “Seriously. ‘Single line please! No panicking!’ The building is on FIRE. what happens to those kids at the END of the line?!” Too bad Facebook canceled the creator’s publishing rights, too.
3. Yes Officer…I did see the Speed Limit sign…I just didn’t see YOU
1,860,078 people like this
It’s witty and I know many of us actually don’t care about traffic rules unless there’s a traffic officer or enforcer around!
2. The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?
1,242,311 people like this
This one! Ha. This one made my guts explode inside me due to excessive uncontrollable laughing. It’s hilarious! It makes you go, “Yeah, what was he doing?” I don’t want to give a scholarly answer to the question, it will ruin the fun. But hey, it’s just really funny. Good job, creator!
1. Become a Fan
530,339 people like this
When I saw one of my friends become a fan of “Become a Fan” fan page I wasn’t expecting to see an electric fan in its profile picture. It just cracked me up big time. It’s just ridiculously hilarious. It’s witty and I see it as something like a mockery of the whole fan page craze on Facebook.
Well, the good news is, there are half a million fans who became “fans.”
The bad news is, Facebook does not carry the “Become a Fan” line anymore. Damn you, “Like,” damn you.
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So there. Batch 2 is coming up next! If you’ve seen funny, witty or stupid fan pages, let me know! Share it with us by posting a comment and I’ll include them in the next batch!
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On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a healthy baby boy was brought into this world by normal delivery. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
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Laughed out really loud on the cow fan page… crazy!!!
di ba? di ba? Napa- “ambastos naman nun” ako dyan. haha
TAKTE! ang funny nung become a fan at yung cow milk page LOLOLOL
pero natamaan ako dun sa farmville at mafia wars update LOL
haha, ako rin, medyo natamaan. farmville kasi, pero dati yun. nagquit na ko magfarmville. haha. defensive.
HAHA. supah win nung “become a fan”
honga, kaya lang wala na sya masyado effect ngayon kasi nga wala na yung “Become a Fan”, Like na. Bad trip.
I enjoyed reading this. And of course I just had to “like” number 1! LOL.
like mo rin yung number 2!!! haha. cows FTW
amazing list! good job!
thanks niner! there’ll be more so balik ka.
magandang hapon po sir yoshke. maraming salamat po sa pag-iwan ng koment sa blog ko.
madalas din po akong nagbabasa ng mga post niyo lalu na yung sa promil kids. natuwa po ako sa pagdalaw niyo po sa blog ko. Pwede po ba kayong ma-add sa link?
sure. added you already!
thanks po sir.
no problem!
Hello, thnx for visiting my blog!
FB? nako addik ako jan! lol
no problem!
true, sobrang nakakaadik ang facebook. ganda rin naman kasi.
Haha, ayos sa humour! Masalihan nga lahat yan!
Oist, happy mother’s day!
go go go, kaya lang yung iba eh wala nang updates.
perstaym ko dito yoshke. hehe
oi andami na talagang adik sa facebook kasama ko,,
pero natawa talaga ko dun sa panda. pagkakyut kyut eh naging racist. haha
BEcome a FAN!! LOL
hahaha
have a nice day!
nakaboto ka ba?
waaah sira yung PCOS machine dito, hinihintay ko pa maayos. hmmmm
haNGGANG ngayon ba sira pa din? hahaha!
ihagis na yan!
lol
true. true. hindi ko tuloy na experience yung CONGRATULATIONS nung PCOS machine
soo funny it really made my day!!! i love the num.9
lol addik kasi aq sa fish,farm etc…
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haha, sapul ka yata sa number 9!
wahahaha! panalo ung cow! ang kulit
kinonsider ko acually yung cow for the top spot
yoshke! hahahaha.
panalo lahat ng ito. ang tagal bago nag-sink in yung become a fan. try lang natin maging bentilador hahahaha.
in fairness, wais yang nagsigawa nyang mga fan page na yan. lol
true true, ang witty kaya. lalo na yung become a fan at yung cow
woah! your site is awesome…………… he he o.a. like your post he he ndi nako ganung ngafafacebook naun eh wahehehe salamat sa pagdaan sa blog ko.
thanks erhu. daan ka ulit!
Nako…. I’ve always been annoyed by these fanpages. Wala lang… parang ang pointless kasi… kahit na alam kong for fun lang sila. Hahaha.
But I have to admit that some of these fanpages make me laugh cause of their titles.
nung una ako rin eh naiinis pero nakakatawa kasi, ehehehe
pambihirang become a fan yan.. hahaha. nakakatawa.. hanapin ko nga rin yan sa facebook at become a fan din ako nehehehe
click mo na lang yung title dito
links yung mga yan to the page.
HAHAHA. This is hilarious! Let me share this
sure, sure. Yay! Salamat ng marami sa pag-share!
muntik na ko mabigyan ng memo kakatawa mag-isa dito sa office..haha!
muntik na ko mabigyan ng memo kakatawa mag-isa sa office..haha!
nice panalo lahat ng ito. ang tagal bago nag-sink in yung become a fan. try lang natin maging bentilador hahahaha.
hahaha anu yun?