Top 20 Funniest Filipino Statement Fan Pages on Facebook | Part 1
Before anything else, thanks to all who liked, shared and commented on my Top 10 Funniest Facebook Fan Pages list (click here to read). I have been receiving requests to feature more so here’s another list of hilarious fan or like pages on Facebook. But this time, let’s get local.
There are thousands of Tagalog statement fan pages on Facebook today. In fact there are over 500 fan pages related to Jejemon alone, so you can just imagine how many you can find non-Jejemon-related. Some are funny, some are pointless, some were set up just so that the creator would have one. Haha.
Anyway, here are the first part of this list.
20. Badtrip ako sa mga guard na pabubukas pa ung bag, tutusukin lang naman!
I super-mega-ultra-uber agree! Haha. This is the second time these wizarding guards make it to a Yoshke.com list. When I enumerated the Top 18 Most Annoying Types of People, these guards opened the chart. So allow me to just quote myself, “I don’t know about other countries, but here in the Philippines, we have a lot of security guards who really do magic. What am I talking about? Well, these guards are those stationed at the entrance to the mall or train station. What’s really magical is they just point their “wands” to your bag, a little flick and voila! You’re bomb-free! And when something happens, like a bombing or something, the management claims they perform security measures thoroughly. Thoroughly, my ass.”
19. ANG MGA KAIBIGAN KO AY PARANG LATA!!! MAINGAY PERO ATLEAST HINDI PLASTIC
This one just made me crack up big time. Well, to the creator, good for you! LOL. I’d rather have a bunch of noisy friends than a bunch of fake ones.
18. KINAKAIN KO NA ANG FRENCH FRIES KAHIT NASA COUNTER PALANG.
Count me in, count me in! Haha. I do this all the time. Sometimes when the counter boy or girl takes too long to serve me my orders, my french fries don’t even reach the table. They disappear right there and then. Gluttons of the world, unite!
17. Nung bata ako, ang sarap ng feeling pag ako naa-assign magsulat ng NOISY
TAMA! Haha. I was always the teacher’s pet when I was in grade school perhaps because I didn’t misbehave rarely misbehaved. And oh, it’s not just the list of noisy classmates that I kept, I would also be assigned to list down the names of pupils who spoke Tagalog within the English period!
Seems like this one was created by somebody who already had existing fan pages. I own several fan pages (for my blogs) and to be honest, when other users promote their fan pages by post links on my page, it really gets annoying sometimes because you’d want the conversations to be focused on the topic. It’s tacky and shameless. LOL. That’s why when I saw this fan page, I hit the like button in no time.
15. UTOS KA NG UTOS BAT DI IKAW ANG GUMAWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!?!?
Whoever made this fan page had a lot of rage inside him. I could feel his anger and frustration, haha. See, it doesn’t have just one exclamation point. LOL.
14. YAN BA YUNG PINALIT SAYO?? MULA ULO, MUKHANG PAA
This fan page is mean! Hilarious nonetheless. Whether you’re a bitter ex or someone who just like bashing people in your free time, like this fan page!
DEFENSIVE! Kidding. But yeah, somehow, I feel for those who really like their bangs but can’t keep them because they are afraid they might be labeled “emo.” That’s quite a predicament especially now that emo has a little bit of negative things around it.
12. Pa-Secret-Secret Ka Pa Diyan… Pinagkakalat Mo Rin Naman!
Well, it’s true what they say. Sometimes when you want something to spread around, all you need to do is ask them not to. LOL. And when we have some really juicy secret (whether they are ours or others’), we can’t help but pass it on to the nearest living thing in your area. Haha.
11. AKALA KO HOT KA PERO NUNG NAGTEXT KA, eoW P0wh p0wHzz jejejeje
This is probably one of the first anti-Jejemon fan pages ever created. When I saw this fan page months back, the label “jejemon” was not existent yet. It’s funny, yeah. But the whole Jejemon explosion made this fan page lose its humor in a way, especially that there are hundreds of similar pages today. But since it was one of the first, props for the creator, you get the top spot of the bottom half of this list.
Oh by the way, I’m not a Jejebuster. I’m not a Jejemon, either. I just wish people could just drop the labels and respect other people and how they wish to express themselves.
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Anyway, Part 2 of this list is coming up next. But if you know of other fan pages that really make you laugh, giggle or simply smile, share with me and I’ll include them in other batches.
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On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a healthy baby boy was brought into this world by normal delivery. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.
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tinamaan ako sa 12… hahahaha
ui yoshke alam mo ba to?
Nung bata ako kumain ako ng nectar ng santan sa garden
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dito ako naloloka sa fan page na ito! kmusta naman ang mga nag sipsip ng nectar! LOL
I love number 20.. nakakaabala lang yang mga wizard guards na yan.. hahaha…
dimenic, ikaw ba ang may pakana ng #12? Hahaha.
hahaha.. sobrang pumatok tlga mga fan pages.. hahaha kaya lang nabully ako dahil sa fanpage..lol may gumawa ng fanpage para wag akong pakantahin at mismong mga closest friends ko ang naglike! pero dahil hindi ako pikon, keri lang!
and may nakita ako na fan page ngayon it says “ang plastic kahit irecycle mo plastic pa rin” I just find it astig!
True na true ang number 20!
Binubuksan ko na nga pero may iba na di na tinitingnan, de-tusok na lang ng kanilang “mahiwagang baston”!
Affected na ako sa number 13, may bangs na ako eh.
Hala.
Pero emotera naman talaga ako kahit wala pang bangs, hahaha!
i love the num.13—-may bangs kasi ako pero im not an EMO.
jejebuster talaga ang num.11 lol
I so so love no.19..
Ditto.. My friends may be a bit loud, but at least they’re true..
Guilty ako sa number 17. Lagi kasi akong napipili magsulat ng noisy kahit ang pangit ng sulat ko.
Aaargh I really don’t like these types of fanpages. Hahahahaha. The thought sort of makes sense… but I don’t get the point of liking them just because one can relate.
Some of them are kinda funny though.
http://www.facebook.com/philbeaches?v=wall#!/pages/babangon-akot-matutulog-muli-xD/116237961724962?ref=ts
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