Guess who’s back! I’m finding it hard to blog about my nephew, the Promil Kid, lately because I rarely see him. He’s staying at my parents’ house in Batangas and I only go there once a month. Anyway, enjoy.
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AGNOSTIC KID
The Promil Kid is in a difficult identity situation right now. And years from now, it will require a big decision. You see, his mother (my sister) is a Roman Catholic while his dad is INC (Iglesia ni Cristo). So he goes to church twice a week. I’m agnostic so I couldn’t care less. One time, I was preparing breakfast when he walked in to the kitchen and had a small chat with me.
Yoshke: Where are you going?
Promil Kid: I’m going to church.
Yoshke: But I thought you already went yesterday.
Promil Kid: That was Mommy’s church. Now it’s time for Dad’s church.
Yoshke: Aah, I see.
Promil Kid: Tito, what’s your church?
Yoshke: I don’t have one.
Promil Kid: Huh? Why not?
Yoshke: I’m agnostic. I don’t go to church.
Promil Kid: You’re what?
Yoshke: AG-NOS-TIC
Promil Kid: So in your church, you don’t have to go to church?
Yoshke: Yes.
The Promil Kid then walked away, proceeded to the living area and sat down on the couch. He just stayed there. Minutes later, her mom came down from her room and found him there.
His Mommy: Oh, why are you still here? Your Dad’s waiting for you outside!
Promil Kid: I don’t want to go anymore!
His Mommy: Why not?
Promil Kid: I’m agnostic.
I was already eating my pancakes when my sister threw me a what-the-fuck-did-you-just-tell-him look. “Well, he asked,” I said as-a-matter-of-fact-ly.
LOVE AND iPOD
I was in my room watching National Geographic when the Promil Kid entered.
Promil Kid: Tito, can I watch “Monsters vs Aliens” on your iPod?
Yoshke: Uhm, no.
Promil Kid: Please?
Yoshke: Hmmm, last night, you said you love your mommy and daddy and Nanay (my mom, his grandma) more than me. And now you want to borrow my iPod? No.
Promil Kid: I didn’t say that!
Yoshke: Yes, you did. You said I’m your fourth most-loved.
Promil Kid: I said third. Mommy then Dad then you.
Yoshke: Sorry, not good enough.
Promil Kid: Second! Mommy then Tito!
Yoshke: Shut up, I’m watching TV.
Promil Kid: FIRST! FIRST! I love Tito the most then Mommy then Dad then Nanay!
Yoshke: That’s what I’m talking about. Yay!
So I gave him my iPod and let him watch the movie in one corner of the room. He had earphones on. Suddenly…
Promil Kid: Tito! It’s lowbat!
Yoshke: Really? Too bad. You can’t watch anymore.
Promil Kid: Charge it!
Yoshke: The laptop’s downstairs, I’ll have to turn it on and charge it but you will have to wait until it’s full. So you can’t watch now.
Promil Kid: I loved you more than my Mommy and Dad and this is all I get?!?! I hate you.
He then stormed out of the room. Haha.
BEST IN ENGLISH
After their pre-school graduation, I was surprised that my nephew didn’t get the Best in English award when he’s the only one in his class who can speak it fluently.
Yoshke: I was expecting you to be the best in English.
Promil Kid: I am the best in English.
Yoshke: How come you’re not Best in English?
Promil Kid: Tito, I told you. I’m the best in English.
Yoshke: Apparently, Gela is better than you.
Promil Kid: She doesn’t even speak English.
Yoshke: Why did Gela receive the Best in English award, then?
Promil Kid: Because I’m lazy.
Yoshke: What does that have to do with English?
Promil Kid: I don’t like answering questions on my test paper.
Yoshke: You didn’t like? Or you didn’t know the answers?
Promil Kid: I knew! I just didn’t feel like writing.
Yoshke: See? Next time, take your exams seriously so that you’ll be Best in English.
Promil Kid: I AM THE BEST IN ENGLISH!!! Seesh, Tito, you’re annoying!
He walked out on me. Well, he’s Best in Art. And Attitude.
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Well, what do you know.. He’s back. Nice post
thanks Jon!
Cute boy!
and cute tito. haha
LOL sige na nga ^_^
haha. parang kontrang kontra ka dyan.
Wahahaha sheesh gusto ko ng ganyan na pamangkin!!! Tawa ako nang tawa habang binabasa yung Love and iPod. Hehehe.
hehe, salamat robbie!
love this one! haha mukang si promil kid na tlaga ang katapat mo yosh! hahaha!
hah aoo, alam ko naman yun.
haha, i miss reading your promil kid post. manang mana sa pinagmanahan. hehehe
ingats yoshke!
haha, kamukha ko nga rin yun eh. Malas nya. LOL
bakit naman malas?
eh ampanget ko eh. hahaha
owned by the promil kid. nice!
hehe, thanks for dropping by my blog.
namiss ko pamangkin mo yoshke!!! hahaha
haha, ako rin. bihira ko na lang sya makita.
Promil Kid rocks.
Haha.
Definitely Best in Attitude.
=)
thanks nooooah. and sa consultation ko sa yo regarding the new blog theme.
mukhang napaka high ng Iq ng batang yan ahh…loser ako niyan!! lol
tamad lang mag-aral. alam nya sagot pero ayaw magsagot ng test papers. tapos natutulog sa klase.
hahaha!! i think mana sa tito…
i wanna see the promil kid… di ka pa ata nagpost ng pic nya!
na-post ko na! Hanapin mo yung THE PROMIL KID GOT COMPANY na post.
Ang funny naman ng pamankin mo. Parang kaya na niya tapatan si Bendita. haha
haha, yung Bendita eh yung niece ko. mas malala yun. Evil yun eh. Hanapin mo rin yung THE PROMIL KID GOT COMPANY na post.
haha. no problem.
thanks din sa advice regarding blogging. 
no problem. you’re always welcome!
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hilarious post!! i miss yoshke.com!!
kulit tlga ng mga episodes mu about promil kid!!! ASTIG!!!
im a fan now!!! specially ng promil kid na yan!!! hehe!!!
keep up the good work!!!
God Bless!!!
@Ace thanks thanks!
I love love love your Promil Kid stories. =)