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Man, Am I Proud!

Sunday
Sep 16,2007

Status: In Euphoria
Music: What Goes Around - Justin Timberlake

…What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around…”

I interrupt my regular blogging updates with a great, great news. The UP Pep Squad finally wins back the UAAP Samsung Cheerdance Competition championship. Just when I decided not to go to the Araneta Coliseum to see it live because not the slightest expectation that this would happen entered my mind. But come on, after an embarrassing men’s basketball record, my university turned out to be still full of surprises. So much for balance of nature. I love’t. Congratulations to the UP Pep Squad! At sa lahat ng mga iskolar ng bayan! Yebah. And for that, I shall get drunk tonight. After all, there’s a dinner party at home to celebrate the memory of my dad.

“…Matatapang, matatalino.
Walang takot, kahit kanino,
Hinding-hinde magpapahuli,
Ganyan kaming mga taga-UP!!!”
— UP Default Cheer

Yey. Finally.

pic courtesy of ubelt.com, will change it soon. hehe.

Sunday
Aug 12,2007

I just freakin’ wish you feel the same for me.
Whatever it is that we have, it’s officially dead. I killed it. OK. It’s resurrected. Hehehe.

But I know, it’s never really over. And it’s not over. I hope it won’t be.

Monday
Jul 30,2007

..

Damn! I Think I Need a JOB.

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Tuesday
Jul 10,2007

 

 

Er… well… the title basically says it all.

 

Define Happiness

Friday
Jun 29,2007

NATIONAL LIST OF QUALIFIERS
Foreign Service Examination Qualifying Test
Department of Foreign Affairs
06 May 2007


Source: Civil Service Commission. Click here to see the full list of qualifiers.

Now, I have a pretty good reason to smile for the rest of the week. One step closer to becoming an ambassador, er, diplomat. Ehehehe.

Oh, Men!

Wednesday
May 2,2007

…They’re like chocolate cakes, like cigarettes. I know they’re bad for me but I just can’t leave them alone….
— Buses and Trains, Bachelor Girl

Besides a Goodlooking Man…

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Thursday
Apr 26,2007

… the only thing I desperately want right now is a round-trip ticket to the Arctic. Gawd, it’s so damn hot. And the news says it’ll still get hotter. These are the days I dislike living in a tropical country. Somebody save me!

Gone Berserk

Thursday
Feb 15,2007

Status: Berserk
Music:
Be Without You - Mary J. Blige

I’ve just arrived from the six-week camp I joined since January 3. It was so fun, yes. But to tell you the truth, it was oh-so-painful, too. After loving and being loved by the kids we were with, parting time was something I dreaded. Until now, it pains me. I really have some attachment problem that I really need to do something about. Anyway, I would love to write about that camp but I just can’t right now. Not that laziness got the better of me. It’s just that I can’t. But I will do it soon — complete with pictures.

Meanwhile, I’m going to write about the recent Grammy Awards. I was disappointed. I am a Dixie Chicks fan. Not a big fan, though. Just a fan. And I love the song Not Ready to Make Nice. It really deserves the Song of the Year Award. But I really, really believe that the Record of the Year Award should’ve been given to Mary J. Blige for Be Without You.

Damn. I miss the kids so much.

Waaaah! I’m losing focus because I’m preoccupied with the thought that I may not be able to see those kids again. It’s sooo sad.

Anyway, to Jordan, Daniel, and Chun, I know you’ll be visiting this website, I just want to say, “Hello.” Haha.

Waaaaaaah! I miss the kids! THE KIDS!!! THE KIDS!!! Especially Peter.

I’ve gone berserk! God knows what I might do to this damn keyboard. Hahaha.

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!!

Saturday
Dec 23,2006

Status: Happy.
Music:
All I Want for Christmas is You - Olivia Olson

Because I don’t think I would be able to go online on the 25th, let me greet you now. HAPPY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!

Er… Uhmm… my Jewish friends not included, of course. Hehe. To all my Jewish friends, good afternoon! ;)

Off to Batangas now. I’ll be celebrating Christmas (or Yoshmas, again for my Jewish friends) there. Also, my work requires me to stay in Batangas until February 13, cos the English camp I’m heading will be in Matabungkay. So, I guess I’ll just see you all on Valentine’s Day next year. Seriously.

Bye, everyone. And Merry Christmas. :)

Tease Me Not

Sunday
Dec 17,2006

Status: Starving still.
Music:
Lumapit Ka - Nina

Stop being a tease. Stop being flirty. That’s so mean of you.

Besides, I might buy it when it would turn out you’re not selling anything.

About Yoshke



    Email: yoshke.com@gmail.com
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    On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.

    Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviours.

    Fifteen years from now, he will make history as the youngest ambassador to the United Nations.

    And no, Yoshke isn't his real name. Go figure.
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Dear Santa Claus

    I've been good this year!
    I quit smoking. I don't steal chocolates from my nephew anymore. And when I'm pissed at someone, I say "Please fuck off." Emphasis on "please." And I have stopped resetting my housemate's alarm clock every night when he's asleep so I could be the first to use the bathroom in the morning.

    You see, I'm a changed man now. And I would really appreciate it if you would give me any of the following for Christmas.

  • > a black tuxedo-cut jacket
  • > a hoodie
  • > a pair of leather shoes
  • > a pair of tennis rackets
  • > a pair of khaki or gray pants
  • > long-sleeved polos, slimfit
  • > a small sling bag
  • > a digital SLR camera, hahaha
  • > yogurt, yogurt, yogurt


  • If this is too hard for you, please guilt any of my relatives, friends, exes, admirers, fans or anyone reading this blog here and abroad to buy them for me. Haha. And I will love you forever.

    Thank you, Santa. You're the best figment of imagination there is.

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