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Define Euphoria

Friday
Aug 29,2008

National List of Passers
2007 FOREIGN SERVICE OFFICER WRITTEN EXAMINATIONS
Held 19-21 December 2007 (Released: 29 August 2008)
Department of Foreign Affairs - Philippines

Gaaawd. Just when I start envying my friends (especially Bebs) for reaching new heights in their careers, something like this comes my way.

From a thousand examinees, now we’re down to 58. (Yeah, the mortality rate in FSO Exam makes us all go suicidal.) I didn’t expect this. I absolutely hoped for it but not expected. I mean, come on, the questions were like:

  • Formulate an ECONOMIC policy for the Philippine Embassy in Paris and back it up with a theoretical framework. (I didn’t have any Economics classes in college, thank you very much.)
  • Trace the history of the Middle East from the Mesopotamian Era up to the present. (What?! Are you frakkin’ serious? I’m a FILM graduate!)

And there were almost 30 questions. Maybe what they needed was a thesis dissertation prepared within half a day. It was the craziest three days of my life. And knowing I failed to follow some test instructions, I really did not expect anything. In fact, I ALMOST GAVE UP ON IT.

Now, there’s just one more round left. Another 3-day exam. Just one more. I’m gonna need a tuxedo. Haha.

Dahil dyan, magpapa-cheeseburger ako! Burger! Burger!

I am sooo gonna become a diplomat.

Define Embarrassing.

Friday
Sep 7,2007

This is happiness. And this is stupid. Now, define “embarrassing.”

UAAP Season 70: Team

W

L

GB
UE Red Warriors 12
0

De La Salle Green Archers 9
3
3
Ateneo Blue Eagles 8
4
4
UST Growling Tigers 7
5
5
FEU Tamaraws 6
6
6
NU Bulldogs 4
7
7.5
Adamson Soaring Falcons 1
10
10.5
UP Fighting Maroons 0
12
12

Oh my Alma Mater, why, oh why? But then again, ladies and gentlemen, we call this “balance of nature.” We can’t have everything, can we?

Oh of course we have everything. Like tuition fee increase and abducted student activists and frat-related violence and…

(Pucha, dinaan sa yabang ang kahihiyan. Okay lang yan Yoshke, hindi lang basketball ang meron sa UAAP.)

Define Happiness

Friday
Jun 29,2007

NATIONAL LIST OF QUALIFIERS
Foreign Service Examination Qualifying Test
Department of Foreign Affairs
06 May 2007


Source: Civil Service Commission. Click here to see the full list of qualifiers.

Now, I have a pretty good reason to smile for the rest of the week. One step closer to becoming an ambassador, er, diplomat. Ehehehe.

About Yoshke



    Email: yoshke.com@gmail.com
    YM: fire_yoshke

    On May 31, 1985, tragedy struck when 41 tornadoes hit Canada and the US, leaving 76 people dead. At the same time, a doomed couple in the Philippines were having the best orgasms of their lives. Nine months (280 days) later, a cute baby boy was born. That was exactly a week before Microsoft had its initial public offering.

    Today, Yoshke Dimen resides independently in Quezon City. He got a degree in Film from an overrated university in Diliman but is now desperately trying to pursue a career in Foreign Service. To kill time, he amuses himself with idiotic thoughts by secretly observing other people's behaviours.

    Fifteen years from now, he will make history as the youngest ambassador to the United Nations.

    And no, Yoshke isn't his real name. Go figure.
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Dear Santa Claus

    I've been good this year!
    I quit smoking. I don't steal chocolates from my nephew anymore. And when I'm pissed at someone, I say "Please fuck off." Emphasis on "please." And I have stopped resetting my housemate's alarm clock every night when he's asleep so I could be the first to use the bathroom in the morning.

    You see, I'm a changed man now. And I would really appreciate it if you would give me any of the following for Christmas.

  • > a black tuxedo-cut jacket
  • > a hoodie
  • > a pair of leather shoes
  • > a pair of tennis rackets
  • > a pair of khaki or gray pants
  • > long-sleeved polos, slimfit
  • > a small sling bag
  • > a digital SLR camera, hahaha
  • > yogurt, yogurt, yogurt


  • If this is too hard for you, please guilt any of my relatives, friends, exes, admirers, fans or anyone reading this blog here and abroad to buy them for me. Haha. And I will love you forever.

    Thank you, Santa. You're the best figment of imagination there is.

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