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Music

Gone Berserk

Posted on by Yoshke in Blurts, Emo, Music, Rants |

Status: Berserk
Music:
Be Without You – Mary J. Blige

I’ve just arrived from the six-week camp I joined since January 3. It was so fun, yes. But to tell you the truth, it was oh-so-painful, too. After loving and being loved by the kids we were with, parting time was something I dreaded. Until now, it pains me. I really have some attachment problems that I really need to do something about. Anyway, I would love to write about that camp but I just can’t right now. Not that laziness got the better of me. It’s just that I can’t. But I will do it soon — complete with pictures.

Meanwhile, I’m going to write about the recent Grammy Awards. I was disappointed. I am a Dixie Chicks fan. Not a big fan, though. Just a fan. And I love the song Not Ready to Make Nice. It really deserves the Song of the Year Award. But I really, really believe that the Record of the Year Award should’ve been given to Mary J. Blige for Be Without You.

Damn. I miss the kids so much.

Waaaah! I’m losing focus because I’m preoccupied with the thought that I may not be able to see those kids again. It’s sooo sad.

Anyway, to Jordan, Daniel, and Chun, I know you’ll be visiting this website, I just want to say, “Hello.” Haha.

Waaaaaaah! I miss the kids! THE KIDS!!! THE KIDS!!! Especially Peter.

I’ve gone berserk! God knows what I might do to this damn keyboard. Hahaha.

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Top 10 International Performers of 2006

Posted on by Yoshke in Lists, Music |

Status: Drunk.
Music:
It Ends Tonight – The All American Rejects

I know counting down the top performers is a little too early for my yearender but what the hell? December is about to end so here goes my first entry for my 2006 Entertainment Yearend Charts. But first, a disclaimer. You have to understand that the chart below is based on my own taste and my own assessment of the international music from January 2006. So, no matter how much you dislike my chart, and no matter how many times you rant, nothing will be changed. After all, it’s MY list. If you disagree, then I suggest you create your own chart and post it here on my comments page, hehe. A’right?

Before we start, let’s have a recap of the Top 10 International Performers of 2005.
10. Craig David
9. James Blunt
8. The Pussycat Dolls
7. Keane
6. Gwen Stefani
5. Tori Amos
4. The Black Eyed Peas
3. Kelly Clarkson
2. Green Day
1. Mariah Carey

And here’s my list for this year.

10. CARRIE UNDERWOOD — Goin’ Kelly Clarkson, eh? Not yet. She will still have to bag a couple of Grammy’s to be like Ms. Independent. But surely, Carrie Underwood is making a name, not as another American Idol, but an American Idol who entered the business to stay. It’s amazing how she was able to popularise materials like Jesus, Take the Wheel and Don’t Forget to Remember Me. And Before He Cheats is just sooo fun, I smiled secretly the first time I heard it. I’m a huge fan of country music but my love for it kinda had a hiatus but I’m starting to like it again the way Shania Twain and Leann Rimes made me like it years ago. Go for Grammy, Carrie! (She’s nominated: Best New Artist.)

9. KEANE — Wait for my list of the Most Promising Young/New Bands, and you’ll see that Keane is actually one of the top 3 (oops, spoiler). But yes, that’s how I love Keane. It’s not because they almost sound like U2 and you know that U2 is my all-time favourite band. But because they are great, Keane that is. Got a copy of their album Under the Iron Sea? If not, then stop reading this entry now, go to the nearest record store, and grab one. Is It Any Wonder and Crystal Ball are truly wonders. They rock, baby, so good. And they all look good. Haha.

8. PARIS HILTON — Admit it. Every time you hear Stars Are Blind, you find yourself singing with her. Admit it. You love the song Nothing in This World because you love its beat, and it comes with a very, whatyacallit, cool video. Admit it. You’re starting to like her. Okay, okay, you may not agree to the previous sentence, but at least admit this, she has nice songs and they fit her. She may not be the best singer out there (definitely not), but don’t you just like her for being THE topic of conversation whenever you and your friends meet? Admit that.

7. BEYONCE — Disappointing. This was my first reaction when Beyonce released Deja Vu. Crazy In Love is just much much much much better than that. And Dangerously In Love is much much much much better than this not-so-impressive new album of hers. But it would be unfair to Beyonce to compare her with herself, right? After all, the album is pretty good. Again, not as good as her first solo album, but yes, it’s good. When I first heard Ring The Alarm, I said, “Oh, that sounds a little nicer than Deja Vu.” But it still was not enough for me. The hopes of including Beyonce to this chart were flying away when Irreplaceable was released and damn, that saved it! That was it! And see? Irreplaceable is now at the #1 spot of Billboard, earning Beyonce the 7th top spot of this chart. Deja Vu? Nah. She was #1 three years ago. Now, she’s #7.

6. RIHANNA — S.O.S. please, someone help me! It’s not healthy to listen to Rihanna all night long. Pon De Replay is her very first single but SOS is her first song that got my attention. This Caribbean beauty did not stop at capturing me. I just found myself singing “I don’t wanna be… a murderer” one day without knowing what that song was or who sang it. I already memorised the song by heart before I even knew what its title is. Later, I got answers through TRL. It’s been a nice year for Rihanna especially after winning that Europe Music Award for Best R&B Act. And before I forget, she is HOT!

5. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS — A comeback is not a comeback without a hit, and Red Hot Chili Peppers came back with a BANG. Enough said. I love them.

4. THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS — It’s funny how a man only thinks about how hot they all look, when they actually have talent. Yeah, it may only be Nicole Scherzinger singing, but at least, the five other members give justice to it by offering incredible dancework. And whoa, I’m going straight again. Haha. But seriously, they opened the year with Beep which is a massive hit especially here in the Philippines, and I’m just amazed by the song and how they used the censoring sound *beep* to create an awesome beat. Sweet. And then came Buttons. Fantastic. From #8 last year to #4 this year…. Hmmm… Go Pussies! *cough, cough*, I mean, DOLLS!

3. CHRISTINA AGUILERA — I can smell another Grammy for this lady, but she must fear to lose it to Nelly Furtado or Justin Timberlake. But no worries, Aguilera fans. Grammy or no-grammy next year, it doesn’t matter, her latest album Back to Basics is a treasure in itself. At first I doubt whether she would be able to pull something like that off, and whether she would be able to market it properly, but behold, it debuted at #1 in the Billboard 200 charts. That’s a first in her career. Besides, Ain’t No Other Man is a great, great record. It didn’t hit the top of the chart but if it proved something, that would be: Aguilera can sing anything with grace and poise. And just when you’re getting tired of her 30′s act, P. Diddy released his collaboration with her and it has just entered the upper half of the Billboard Hot 100. Still Dirrty? Yes, and still powerful.

2. NELLY FURTADO — From being like a bird to being powerless, Nelly Furtado returned with Timbaland, and ho, ho, ho, she’s now promiscuous. Nice, nice, nice. I loved the song. And can somebody tell me how long it was on top of the Billboard Hot 100? Damn, I lost count! Maneater followed that song, which did pretty well. And now, another song in the top10. She’s changed and it’s a survival strategy knowing how much a failure her previous album was. Yep, her second album, Folklore, was not a hit. But she managed to survive the fall and come back with a new package, new sound, complete with a Queer Eye for the Weird Girl make-over. Finally, the word “beautiful” suits her and not just her music. Haha. But somehow, I miss the old Furtado. Thanks to her collaboration with Coldplay‘s Chris Martin, she sounded her old self. I guess not all good things come to an end.

1. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE — He’s bringing Sexy Back? Hell yeah! In fact, he already did. His sophomore solo effort’s carrier single stayed at #1 for a very long time, only to be beaten by another Timberlake record, My Love. Ain’t that sexy? Best Pop Performance by a Male Artist Award for the next Grammy’s is sure his. I will even bet my boss’s pinkie. Haha. But seriously, Sexy Back is his biggest hit so far. Looking at Timberlake now makes me wonder whatever happened to the other boy band guys who TRIED to pursue a solo career? I guess it’s just Justin now. Just Justin. Hmmm. Sexy. Go ahead be gone with it.

The Runners-Up: Mary J. Blige, John Mayer, Ne-Yo, Akon, The Fray, The All-American Rejects, Snow Patrol, Kanye West, Fergie, and Stacie Orrico.

*I just googled the pics. I’ll mention the URI’s of the sites I got these pics from later. I have to look for ‘em again. Hehe.

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Back to the Present

Posted on by Yoshke in Celebrities, Music |

Status: With a really happy heart
Music: Tell Me – P. Diddy feat Christina Aguilera

Contrary to popular opinion, P.Diddy’s “Press Play” album, as far as I am concerned, is something to spend some cash on. I’m not sure of this, though, because I still haven’t heard the entire album yet. But at least, his first two singles are damn hot. And the album already reached the top of the Billboard 200 chart.

I was still not over my being hooked to Come to Me (P. Diddy feat Nicole Scherzinger) when Tell Me, this time with Christina Aguilera, was released on October 30. The video is not spectacular. It’s just OK. There’s nothing that impressive in and about it except for Christina. It’s so refreshing to see her again minus the Monroe curls and the straight-from-the-40s/30s/20s costume. Christina is prettiest in this video. And she’s sooo blonde, which I’m still trying to figure out if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.

The song itself is not stunningly awesome. I just like the beat. And I share my opinion with most of the music fans in the online community — If it weren’t for Christina, the song would have been one big mess. Christina did her part amazingly but P.Diddy didn’t give any justice to it. His part is so dull I always skip to Christina’s part everytime I play this song.

And there’s something lacking. Maybe I’m already not used to hearing Christina’s singing style in the 90s (for her debut album) again. She doesn’t belt much here because the song is not something that gives her any chance to show vocal range or something unlike in her past upbeat singles (Lady Marmalade, Car Wash, etc). It’s much like the video version of Come on Over Baby, which I really love. But it’s OK. Christina effortlessly outshines P. Diddy when it shouldn’t be the case because (1) it’s a collaboration, not a showdown and (2) she’s only the featured artist and it’s P. Diddy’s single. But what is Christina to do? P. Diddy is just one big crap in this song. But I will still grab a copy of his record cos I heard the next single is going to be with Mary J. Blige. Yebah!

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Another video to watch out for is Christina’s Hurt. The song is very good. The video is not brilliant but it’s emotionally charged that sets it apart from most of the videos today. The video gave me goosebumps the first time I saw it. Beware, though. Christina is a little overacting in this video. But it’s totally fine. Even Mariah Carey sucks big time in some of her supposedly dramatic videos. Christina co-directed the video with Floria Sigismondi, the same person behind Fighter (Christina’s best video to date).

*photos courtesy of concreteloop.com

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One Narcissistic Moment

Posted on by Yoshke in Blurts, Music, TV |

Status: Drunk and happy
Music: I’m Not Missing You - Stacie Orrico

Just give this chance to me. It is not everyday that I post pictures of me on this blog. Hehehe. The pics were taken inside my tuquoise-painted room in our house in the province. (And Dohna, KZ and Tonet, NO, it’s not neon green!)

In other news: I’m not a faithful viewer of Pinoy Dream Academy but I just fell in love with the song Yeng Constantino composed, Hawak Kamay. I’m still trying to figure out how to find the lyrics to this song. (I just can’t understand Jun Hirano‘s part.) I don’t really like Yeng but she’s really good. I like Jay-R and Kristoff. Hehe. They’re, er, cute.

Other songs that make me happy these past few days are: Stacie Orrico’s I’m Not Missing You, JoJo’s Too Little Too Late, Christina Aguilera‘s Save Me From Myself and Pink’s Who Knew (I cried the first time I heard this song…). And also, Anastacia’s theme song At the Beginning (Richard Marx and Donna Lewis).

If you still haven’t grabbed a copy of Christina Aguilera’s third effort Back to Basics, then do it now. I bet it’s gonna get Grammy‘s next nod for Album of the Year. And Ain’t No Other Man, Record of the Year. (The album debuted #1 in the Billboard 200 chart, although the carrier track only reached #6 in Hot 100.) Other tracks that I really adore are Slow Down Baby, Hurt and Understand. Xtina rocks!

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And All I Can Do is Try

Posted on by Yoshke in Career, Music |

Guess what….  Dandarandan….

I resigned from the job… again. Might’ve mastered the art of resigning.

If you don’t enjoy what you’re doing, just quit and don’t make it hard for yourself. I shall look for another job. Nyahahaha.

[ Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm proud of it. I just try to laugh at myself and how stupid my decisions were. ]

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This song made me cry. It’s just now that I finally listened to this song attentively and I can say that at one point in my life, I felt for the persona in the song. And it fuckin’ hurt.

“…All of the things we want each other to be
We never will be…
…Then I see you standing there
Wanting more from me
And all I can do is try
Then I see you standing there
I’m all I’ll ever be
But all I can do is try…”
Try, Nelly Furtado

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Where’s My Lawyer?

Posted on by Yoshke in Blurts, Music, Rants, Sports |

Don’t you just hate spams? Other than Bayern Munich and Chelsea newsletters (I signed up for these, so there’s no problem with these football clubs), and some Animax Channel  and JobStreet updates, I also receive e-mails from strangers that I don’t even know if they’re real humans or what. I’m sure you also experience finding foreign-language mails in your inbox, or letters from people asking for help, or notifications that you have won something but would seem impossible to claim! And tonight, guess what I have just received? It’s a mail from someone telling me this, just this and nothing else:

If you start taking Penis Enlarge Patch,
the world’s attention will be drawn to your dick.

What the hell?!?

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This article is by Tarra Quismundo of the Philippine Daily Inquirer published on August 7.

Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) Chair Bayani Fernando yesterday suggested that large private schools located along major roads in the metropolis turn their football fields into parking lots.

This, he pointed out, would help solve the perennial traffic problem in areas surrounding schools….

…Fernando reiterated that he was serious about asking school officials to turn their football fields into parking areas for students’ vehicles. He particularly cited the schools located near Ortigas Avenue in Mandaluyong City and on Katipunan Avenue in Quezon City — considered the busiest roads in Metro Manila during the school year….

I only have one word to say to Bayani Fernando… WHATEVER?!?

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Bayern Munich visited Japan and played with some kids there. Waaaah! I had envy for dinner tonight.

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FAVE MARIAH CAREY SONGS

“…If you should ever find someone new,
I know she better be good to you.
Cos if she doesn’t, then I’ll be there….”
I’ll Be There

“…And we’ll linger on
Time can’t erase a feeling this strong
No way you’re never gonna shake me
Ooh darling, ’cause you’ll always be my baby….”
Always Be My Baby

“*whistle*”
Bringing on the Heartbreak

“*whistle*, *whistle*, *whistle*”
Emotions

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Munich Loves Me. Sickness, Too.

Posted on by Yoshke in Friends, Health, Music |

Ayn gave me a “Munich Loves You” flag, which she got from some guy in that German city, and a Germany travel-slash-football guide. Thanks, Ayn! I sooo love it. But I’m sorry I didn’t have much energy to jump out of my seat in utter happiness when you gave it to me. I needed (and still need) some rest. But I’m really grateful. Promise. And oh! Munich, I love you, too. I envy Ayn for doing that Euro Tour. Waaah! I wish I had much time and money and support from my family! Hahaha. Anyway, in 2008, let’s invade Europe. Come on! Football Euro 2008!!! Sugod Ayn and KZ!!!

I’ve been sick since Friday. I’m still trying to figure out the cause. Was it my excessive smoking? Was it too much work and stress? Or was it simply the weather? It must be the weather (or at least that’s what I want to believe). Anyhow, I need to get rid of this hell-like fever, runny nose and coughing like there’s no tomorrow. Ironically, I still managed to get drunk last night at the UP Cinema Videoke Party/ Team-Building Seminar, but to no effect. Being sick and being drunk did not make that much of a difference. Anyway, Thanks Ace for all the beer! I was also not able to hug anyone because I feared passing on the viruses. Suddenly, I became a walking viral infection.

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Reen said:

“I’ve been watching a lot of music videos lately. I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s semi-slutty ‘Stars Are Blind’ video and I have nothing to say. “

My dear, you just said “semi-slutty.” Haha. And there’s no other way to describe it.

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“Peace is not the absence of crisis. It’s the presence of justice.”

I got that quote from some CNN International viewer who commented on the Middle East crisis. Stop the war. Please.

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