Status: Horny… and kidding
Music: With You - Chris Brown
I got this from a friend’s forwarded e-mail. This is a compilation of oh-so-witty graffiti that can be found all over the University of the Philippines-Diliman campus. It’s funny how these scribbles reflect the character of UP students in general.
Grabe, na-miss ko tuloy ang UP. Hahaaay. Enjoy.
PALMA HALL/AS:
AS chairs:
“push button to eject seatmate”
“push button to eject urself”
“push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “It’s jammed! We’re doomed!” Hahaha, nakita ko na ‘to.
AS chair :
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
AS 1st floor CR:
“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”
AS 1st floor CR uli:
“Im a simple gay.”
tapos me sumagot
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh!”
tapos me sumagot ulit
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”
FINE ARTS WALL:
“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebears?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
all written by different people.
CHEMISTRY PAVILION:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
Another chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIOLOGY PAVILION:
Bio chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.” akala ko, maninindak.
ENGINEERING BUILDING:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
Reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”
MATH BUILDING:
sa cr sa may math building:
“SUMAPI SA NPA! “
may sumagot:
“PAANO? “
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”
sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
May nag-reply:
“find x.”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
“FUCK DA WORLD! “
ta’s may sumagot:
“FUCK U TOO! –WORLD”
3rd floor math cr:
“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”
COLLEGE OF MUSIC
sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! “
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka “
tas may sumagot uli
“weh “
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak! kokak!” <<<Potaena, reminds mo of Icang.
VINZONS HALL:
Wall ng vinzons
“Do not steal. The government hates competition” <<< Very true.
Men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:
“Remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food.”
men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!”
NIGS (National Institute of Geological Sciences):
sa isang upuan:
“fuck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”
MAIN LIBRARY:
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot…
“mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”
KALAYAAN RESIDENCE HALL:
“God is dead” – Nietzsche
Reply:
“Nietzsche is dead!” -God. <<< Hala, pati si Papa God, naki-join na.
SHOPPING CENTRE:
sa labas ng PNB:
“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
AS WAITING SHED:
Ad from a Korean: “I need a English tutor.”
At may nagdagdag: “Badly.” <<< Waaaah. Galeng!
Uhm. Yun lang. Benta sila saken.
*this is a repost. originally posted on 27 November 2006
**image courtesy of tenth of nisan of flickr
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