A Break-up Letter


I never expected I'd be writing you this letter. We've had six years of wonderful memories but I'm afraid it had come to the point where you started to Read more

The New Yoshke.com


New look. New attitude. New experiences. Honestly, I had been neglecting this blog the past few weeks because of my awfully hectic schedule. Work had been unforgiving on weekdays and Read more

Sometimes We Burn to Live


Whenever I meet people for the first time, it always happens. When they start their sentence with "I hope you don't mind me asking but," I know they are going Read more

Fireworks, Hormones, and this Blog Post


You remember last week when I told you I found it difficult to blog since I met you? Since we became a couple officially, I have not had enough Read more

Do They Read Blogs in Heaven?


Whenever I say that the earliest memory I have is the accident wherein I had my left arm somewhat toasted, I lie. My earliest memory is, in fact, months Read more

Unusual Breakfast


Here we are again. In the usual corner. Usual table. Usual diner. Usual time. And most probably, usual meal. I'm getting tired of this really. Everything's a routine. And Read more

Top 10 National Stereotypes


Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the Read more

Why Nursery Rhymes Are So Violent


A few months ago, I was teaching my 4-year old nephew some nursery rhymes with a DVD. After a lot of singing, he slowly digested the story that the Read more

Top 10 Worst Things to Say During Sex


Sex is the art of love. It must be done in the most enjoyable and most satisfying manner. This act of love of two naked individuals reminds us that Read more

The Promil Kid Drops the Bomb


Of all the living things created by God, I love my nephew the most. I call him the Promil Kid. He’s the cutest thing. I’ve always written about him Read more

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The Bright Side

Posted on March 22, 2007 by Yoshke in Whatnots |

Status: Hoppin’
Music: Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying – Chris Richardson

We received our third disconnection notice last week and until now, nobody (including myself) does anything to fix the problem. Hahaha. We haven’t paid for our electric bills for three consecutive months. The problem with optimism is that you tend to always look on the bright side that you don’t realise that they already cut your connection and before you know it, damn, it’s completely dark and you can’t even watch TV. Yep, we never really expected that we would be disconnected (despite the three pretty disconnection notices), at least, not this early. Oh, I’m sorry, it’s been three months.

It’s not being defensive but I really have to say this. We haven’t been paying not because we haven’t got any money. It’s just that laziness got the better of us that no one really wanted to face the hassle of commuting to the nearest Meralco branch. We just couldn’t find time.

And because the optimistic side of me told me I always gotta look on the bright side, I packed my things and went to Batangas though it was never part of my plan. I’ll just probably spend the rest of the week here, you know, enjoy the summer.

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New Look Again

Posted on December 17, 2006 by Yoshke in Whatnots |

Status: Starving.
Music: This Gift – 98 Degrees

Haay, finally.

In early 2003, I set up my very first blog. It was Tripod-hosted. Whew. I can barely remember how it looked. All I know now is that it was sooo blue and it looked like an ABS-CBN fan site. Haha. That’s because most of my entries then were TV and movie reviews.

More than a year later, I signed up for a Blogdrive account. Two months ago, after I decided to get a free account from WordPress, I bought the domain name yoshke.com from Yahoo! I thought I would be satisfied but there are a lot of things (i.e. Java scripts) that are not allowed in WordPress so I signed up for a hosting service courtesy of hostingph.com. Still, I didn’t know how to install the wordpress software properly so I was stuck like buying a car when I had no idea what a car is, much less how to drive.

Less than an hour after I asked Michael Hancock to set up this blog for me, he sent me an e-mail telling me that he had successfully built this site. Thanks Michael! Again, you’re an angel. Yihee!

And also, thanks to Pixel-Inc and RG2 Graphics. I had a tough time translating the default words to English (the original language is Spanish) but it’s OK, hehe. Love it.

I wish I could post something that makes more sense right now, like the four Christmas parties I was in these past few days. But I’m really damn starving at this moment. And I’m still waiting for the pictures. Calling Icang and Kuya Gian. Hehe.

So there. Hope you like this new layout.

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Asian Guys and their Dinky-Doodle-Doo’s

Posted on December 4, 2006 by Yoshke in Humor, Sex |

Status: Damn horny. (Kidding)
Music: Size Matters - Natasha Bedingfield

Caution: The following contains sexually explicit language and may be a little graphic. If you are offended by this kind of stuff, please stop reading, skip this entry, or leave now. Thanks very much.

Asians have this reputation of having small dicks. On the average, it is said that among the races, Asians are the least gifted. It’s not congruent to saying “All Asians have small dicks.” That’s a generalisation. As I said, it’s the average. The Africans pride themselves on being the ones with longest manhoods.

And yep, I agree that Asians have small dicks relatively. I have a number of Caucasian friends and they’ve been telling me about this kind of “reputation.” And because I didn’t have anything else to do in the office (oh, I love my job) I searched the web and tried to look for what other people have to say regarding this. And I successfully found a forum regarding races and their sizes. The following are some of their thoughts….

I think it’s a big myth. i’ve been with guys from different ethnicities. there’s never any correlation. as for asian guys, none of the ones i’ve been with had a small dinky… all pretty good size… well, except for one asian dude who was Filipino.

Wahaha. Wow. That was really funny! Err… wait a minute… I’m a Filipino! That’s supposed to hurt! (sobs) Waaaaah! But thanks for defending my fellow Asians. Anyway, here’s another one:

I’ve seen some Japanese porn and the men usually have cocks that are almost half the size of mine.

And a white guy replied to the post above.

Wow. It’s visible with the naked eye?

Oh my God. And I thought they were being evil to Filipinos. What they think about Japanese sizes was even worse.

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