Status: Terribly bored.
Music: Out of my Heart - BBMak
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If you’re a regular CNN viewer, you will easily learn that there have been several droughts these past few months. In June, the Eastern part of the United States was terrified by forest fires. In July, Western Mainland Europe (France and Spain, in particular) was bombarded by heat waves. In August, Southern England was in panic trying to figure out how they were gonna make the water level in their region rise. And now, September greeted China with a tremendously hot, hot “hello” — scorching atmosphere and absence of water.
And I thought that I would be the item opposite October. Not that I’m hot or whatever. But you know, when someone asks you, “When was the last time you had sex?” and you answer, “Err, I can’t remember,” that’s a bad thing. That’s a really bad thing. It means you already need to give your partner a little tap. And if you don’t have a partner, then sing with Nelly Furtado and Timbaland: “Promiscuous girl/boy, wherever you are, I’m all alone….” And last week, I said to myself, “My greek gods, were I Pinocchio, I would’ve become one big charcoal now.” Friction is sometimes cruel, you know. Thank God I’m spared from burning myself to death. And it’s nice to have a friend who is always willing to help. Haha. Yuck!!!
My god, I don’t even know why I’m posting this. Boredom, stay away. Why do you love me so? I always do terrible (and sometimes horrible) stuff when I’m bored. And no, I’m not drunk right now.
Err, I did spell Pinocchio right, right?
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