Do What?!

Note: Uhm, no disclaimer this time. This is not fiction. Uh, does it matter? Everytime I say something is fiction, you don’t believe me anyway. So what the heck? Here it goes.

 

Tagaytay City is more or less 30 minutes away from my mum’s house in Batangas so I’m always there. (Lucky me!) I was in Tagaytay again last Saturday night with a good friend. We were in his car parked somewhere near Starbucks, music-trippin’. I was enjoying my cup of hot white choco, and he, white choco mocha. My friend bears the same name as the performer of the song that was playing that time. Of course, I was singing in the car. (More like a mini-concert, really.)

It was “When I Get You Alone” by Robin Thicke.

“…When I get you alone (‘lone)
When I get you you’ll know baby (know)
When I get you alone (‘lone)
When I get you alone now (it’s all mine)….”

I was just singing when he suddenly threw me a look so sexy and displayed a mischievous grin. I turned down the volume, almost inaudible, and said, “What?!”

“What would you do if you got me alone?” He asked.

“Well, right now I got you alone and I’m not doing anything. So I guess, uh, nothing?”

“Why don’t you do something?”

“What? You’re Britney Spears now?”

“Come on. Do something. Do it.”

“Do what?”

“You know. It.”

“Oh I can’t do that. You have an effin’ girlfriend. My parents raised me well.”

“But you’ve done it once before with someone who was in a relationship. Still, you did it. Why not do it again now?”

“I can’t do that.”

“Oooh. I know, someone here is just afraid.”

“I’m afraid that you’re afraid that I might really do it.”

“No, I’m not. I dare you. Do it.”

“Do what?”

“It. Do it.”

“What is it?”

“What it is that you want to do! Do it.”

“And what do you think it is that I want to do?”

“It. Just do it!”

“Do what?!”

“Oh for Christ’s sake. Don’t do this. Do it!”

“Now I’m confused. You want me to do it or not?”

“I want you to do it.”

“Do what?”

“IT!!!”

“What is it? Why can’t you say it?”

“Why do I have to say it when you can just do it?”

“Do what?” My smile was the biggest I’ve ever had. Ever.

“Alright. I get it. Fine. I give up. That’s what you want, fine. Well then, as long as you’re in this car, DON’T YOU DARE DO ANYTHING.”

“Hmmkey. I won’t do anything.”

No one said anything for a while. We just sat there. After minutes of uncomfortable silence and unbearable awkwardness, (I was just flashing a wide smile the whole time) I asked, “Can I sing?”

He nodded. I turned the volume up, and played another song. It was Nelly Furtado‘sDo It.”

“…Do it like you do it to me (I’m burning up)
Do it like you do it to me (it’s not enough)
Do it like you do it to me (just open up)
Don’t you know how much I want you….”

He gave me a nasty look, and a cute embarassed grin.

I snickered. “WHAT?!”

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28 Responses to Do What?!

  1. josh

    So d big Question is: “DID U DO IT???” hehehe

  2. mckenneth

    ahha.. oh yea, im bck to bloggin world i guess!..

    • Yoshke

      Well, WELCOME BACK, then. It’s been two months!

      (6 months to go and is our birthday again.)

  3. Sarah

    Sounds like fun but lots of akward tension at the same time. I think you were smart not to do anything.

  4. ruff

    @YOSHKE: Grabe yoshke this is one of my most favourite entries ever! Super ganda!!! The conversation part? Beautiful!!! You could not imagine my grin while I was reading this entry. Ang ganda ganda grabe! :) I love love loved it. Beauuuutttiiifffuuulllll!!!

    Kasi naman eh, why didn’t you do IT nga naman at that time? Nagkahiyaan pa kayo. Just kidding. :)

    “Why do I have to say it when you can just do it?”

  5. ruff

    @YOSHKE: Grabe yoshke this is one of my most favourite entries ever! Super ganda!!! The conversation part? Beautiful!!! You could not imagine my grin while I was reading this entry. Ang ganda ganda grabe! :) I love love loved it. Beauuuutttiiifffuuulllll!!!

    Kasi naman eh, why didn’t you do IT nga naman at that time? Nagkahiyaan pa kayo. Just kidding. :)

    “Why do I have to say it when you can just do it?” – Loved this line. Hahaha. :)

    Kudos yoshke. It was a very beautiful entry. Would you believe I have read this entry almost like 10+ times already? It keeps on getting better! :)

    • yoshke

      grabe naman yang reaction mo. ahaha. pero salamat.

      why didn’t i do it? hmmm. are you sure i didn’t? joke lang. eheehehehe

  6. Jhed

    Nakangiti ako habang binabasa ko ang conversation niyong dalawa. Haha! But the big question is, “DID YOU DO IT?” Haha! [Grabe nga ang reaction ni Ruff!]

  7. thenomad

    wow. those “do’s” made me dizzy.

    thanks for dropping by my blog.

  8. JM

    Hahahaha soooo clever of you. I ditto that I was grinning the whole time I was reading it. LOL.

    • Yoshke

      salamat. aba, himala, hindi ka na inakala ng akismet na spam. Parati ka kasi na-fi-filter out mga comments kasi spam daw. ahahaa.

      • JM

        Marunong na sya eh. Natutunan na nyang hindi ako spam. Hehehehehe :P

      • Yoshke

        nope, wala pa ko ginagalaw or inaayos. biglang hindi ka na spam. :P

  9. Christina

    It sounds like someone is a little naughty!

    • Yoshke

      I assure you that someone isnt me. :P

  10. carrie

    Bro, naduwag ka??? Ha,ha,ha!!!

    • Yoshke

      of course not. it wasnt cowardice. i just thought it was the wise thing to do. besides, you know me, i dont screw friends.

      ugh, pakshet, nakagat ko dila ko. ahahaha.

  11. cizo

    Hahaha… I had a big smile on my face all the way thru that story :)

    Btw, rly like the blog^^

  12. chriscole

    gets! do it like you do it to me.. :)

  13. bob

    “Do” is such an active word. Hahaha!

    I was to ask why you guys can’t say “IT” then realized I, myself, can’t. Dang.

    • Yoshke

      di ba? ang hirap kaya nun!

  14. VinS

    anong IT? What are you going to DO anyway!? nyahaha

    • Yoshke

      VINS, ANTAGAAAAL NA NETO! Hahaha. Wag nang ungkatin pa ang nakaraan. hahaha :P

  15. The Lady in Green Ruffles

    haha…just do it!

  16. albert

    umm…yah its ackward cuz his a dude!….if its a gurl then yah..but not a dude unless your comin out of the closet..

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