Test Mistakes, Angry Birds and the Promil Kids
It’s 2011! A lot of things have changed. But I know of one thing that has not changed a bit — the annoyingly cute antics of my niece and nephew. My nephew is now 7 years old and my niece 4. I was fortunate to have spent the better half of my holidays with them.
The Good Cola
My niece Natalya came home with her test results. She’s currently the second top student despite being the youngest in class. My brother, her dad, was disappointed to see that she made a mistake in one of her exams. What bothered him most was that the item to which she gave the wrong answer was quite easy. The direction asked them to encircle food items that were good for them.
Natalya encircled the bottle of cola. Her father confronted her.
Brother: Bakit mo binilugan yung coke?!
Niece: Eh hindi naman bad saken yung coke di ba?
Brother: Bad nga! Bad yun! It’s not good for you.
Niece: EH BAD PALA EH! BAKIT MO PINAPAINOM SAKEN?!??!!
Startled, my brother answered, “Pag madami, bad!”
Go Tell Him!
My nephew is a gamer. Aside from watching cartoons, he spends most of his time playing PSP. Every weekend, he’d borrow my extra iPod Touch to play games. My niece is a jealous girl. So she’s always trying to borrow the PSP from him.
One time, Nephew was playing while Niece was watching his game. But Nephew slowly grew irritated and uncomfortable with her dangling on his background.
Nephew: You know what, you want your own PSP, right?
Niece: Yes.
Nephew: Tell your daddy to go abroad so you could have one.
I dunno where Nephew got that idea from coz none in our family works abroad. That night, Niece approached her unsuspecting father and said, “Daddy, hindi ka ba mag-aabroad?”
And the dad looked at me and was like, “What the….” Effing dads always think it’s the crazy uncle who teach their children crazy things.
Where’s the iPod Touch?
I had an iPod Touch for the longest time. Whenever I go to Batangas to visit my family, my Nephew would always borrow it and play Angry Birds all day long.
But last August, I bought an iPhone as a treat to myself. I never let my Nephew use my iPhone; told him it didn’t have games. But the moment I had the iPhone in my hands, I didn’t know what to do with my iPod Touch. I decided to sell it.
In my recent trip to Batangas, Nephew asked me where the iPod Touch was ‘coz he wanted to play Angry Birds.
Yoshke: Well, I sold it.
Nephew: Huh? Why?!?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!
Yoshke: I don’t use it anyway.
Nephew: But I use it! Can’t you think of something other than yourself??!!?
He started crying. The Angry Boy ended up playing Angry Birds with my iPhone.
[New Post] Test Mistakes, Angry Birds and the Promil Kids – http://www.yoshke.com/2011/01/test-mista…
adorable kids!
Natuwa naman ako sa kwento na to. Masama nga naman ang coke sa katawan pero siya pala ang nagbigay. Hehe. First time here. Nice blog.
@Gervin, OPKORS! LOL
@Blotspace, thanks for dropping by 🙂
tsk tsk, how could you not think of the poor boy and his love for angry birds? :p hahaha
haha, well, that’s us. 😛
NEW BLOG POST!!! Test mistakes, angry birds and the PROMIL KIDS! 😀 http://www.yoshke.com/2011/01/test-mista…
RT @yoshke: NEW BLOG POST!!! Test mistakes, angry birds and the PROMIL KIDS! 😀 http://www.yoshke.com/2011/01/test-mista…
“Can’t you think of something other than yourself??!!?” Your nephew always nails it. Such smart and adorable kids.
whuttaaa efff….haha those kids were awesome
i say “annoying” LOL
ROFL.. panalo talaga mga pamangkin mo! hahah dapat binigay mo na sa knila ang ipod touch as royalties sa pagkapanalo ni tito sa philippine blog awards.
wag nga sya, nilibre ko na nga sya sa HongKong eh. choosy pa sya. LOL
I enjoyed reading your post! Worthy article.
haha, thanks. 😀
GYAHAHAHAHAHA This is sooo funny, I really like your posts 🙂
thanks Arlet! Balik ka ha! 😀
Hahaha ang kukulit ng mga pmangkin mo!
ahihi. sinabi mo pa. salamat sa pagdaan. 😀
hi yoshke!
I really had a great time reading your blog. Hope you could have another new entry 🙂 count me in as one of your followers na, hehe.
halabyu na ur pamangkins, very adorable..
yay! salamat!!!
ako ba yung lab mo or yung pamangkins ko. make up your mind! naconfuse ako. chos! hahaha
haha! di ko napansin, i was referring to your pamangkins then, but frankly halabyu talaga sa blog mo.
i hate you. dapat ako lab mo, hindi pamangkin ko. chos!
ROTFL at the Angry Boy. :))
haha natawa naman ako sa bad coke, bakit nga ba pinapianom sa mga tao ang coke bad yun lol
I miss visiting your blog! Haha. As always, bentang-benta sakin yang mga pamangkin mo ah! 😀