Andre and the Comedienne: Good Looks Chronicles

It’s been a while since I posted conversations with Andre. We don’t spend that much time together anymore even though we’re now housemates. Ironic, yeah?

Blind Spot

While walking around at a mall:

Yoshke: Uy, nakita mo yung nakasalubong natin? Grabe, he was checking you out! Tingin sya nang tingin sayo!
Andre: Ah talaga? Hindi ko nakita! Gwapo?
Yoshke: Err… Hinde.
Andre: Aaaah… kaya hindi ko nakita.

Aba, may selective blindness!

Top 3

Shy Guy: Uy Andre, may papakilala ako sa’yo na officemate. Gwapo. Eto Facebook nya.
Andre: Oh sige sige.

Shy Guy showed Andre  the guy’s Facebook profile.

Andre: Ay, bet ko na yan!
Shy Guy: Kaso drop out sya ng UST.
Andre: Ay OK lang yun, drop out din naman ako.
Shy Guy: Eh UP ka naman.
Andre: True. At least kahit drop out ako, yung school ko ay nasa top 3!
Yoshke: Top 3 ng…?
Andre: Top 3 ng Cheerdance Competition! Wahahaha.

Resto City

Yoshke: Andre, tingnan mo ‘to. Bet mo ‘to.

Andre came closer and looked at the pictures.

Andre: Ay shet gwapo! Sino yan?
Yoshke: Blogger din. Cute no? Pero bata pa yan. 18 yo lang.
Andre: Just the way I like it! Medium rare!

Banned!

After shooting a scene, a comedienne, whom we all love especially after her hit launching movie in which she led the cast, was heard saying:

Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit pinagbabawal na magpakasal ang dalawang lalaki o dalawang babae! Eh ano naman kung magpakasal sila, hindi naman sila magkakaanak! Ang dapat na pinagbabawal eh magpakasal ang dalawang panget! Pinapalaganap nila ang kapangitan sa mundo!

Why Talk Much?

After shooting another scene, the same comedienne said:

Alam nyo, ang swerte talaga ng mga magaganda. Kasi pag maganda, uupo lang sya tapos sasabihin ng mga tao, “Ay, ang tahimik naman n’ya, nakakatuwa.” Pero kapag pangit ka, andami mong kelangang patunayan! Kelangan talented ka, kelangan matalino ka, kelangan witty ka, kelangan nagsasalita ka nang nagsasalita! Tingnan n’yo ako! Daldal ako nang daldal dito!

Have a great weekend, guys! Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com/yoshke

Comments

  1. nakakatuwa si andre!!! and i love eugene!!!! hahahaha.

    ok na din siguro na hindi kayo nagsasama masyado ni andre. housemates na kayo e. para hindi kayo magkasawaan. 🙂

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